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The dwarf threw a steel flask at the elf spilling magma on its modded crotch, which then became a crotchless elf. Then it sang the elf song about stabbing eels, and double downs. Hastur Hastur Hastur. The dwarf proceeded to laugh at the foolish elf, and throw urine at yowling cats. The elf died in terrible agony with no eyes. Hoverboarding wheelbarrows danced and stabbed all the faces off many smiling broomsticks. THEN the world spontaneously exploded like a raging Threetoe. Soon it reformed in my anus, ripping asunder time.
The god of eclipsetails and death cut his first line, a very noble and greedy troglodyte warlord victim.The anus world housed axe cop who shat on oh so random words, written by slightly insane forumites. You keep this very important ring in your butthole, NO! On your disgustingly bloated censored. Wrong again! It goes with porridge, specifically rice porridge. For whom the rules don't apply. Dwarf Fortress is the world's best, most spectacular monument, of Indie Gaming. I bump thread. E-GASP! A thread that eats souls! Kill it with tomato sauce! Garlic is bad for corn, it tastes like my ass. Chickens and cheese make potato salad. Chaos rampant and pickles are the frogs of doom. Lizards are DOOMIER! i am insane. The above user certainly isn't. have a knife in your throat. DON'T! LIVE JUST DIE! All sense was destroyed by quick Dwarf Mc Dwarf, then t'was restored by the demons, becoming Dwarven Heaven! TONIGHT, WE DINE IN HELLVEAN! THIS IS DWARF FFFFOOOOORRRRRTTTTTRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEESSSS!!!!!! NO! IT'S! SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! THIS IS SPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! yes it is. The elf stabbed the air, causing weirdness to stop. "Oh NOez" said the wrenched forumite "Drank too much energy tank stuff.". "What?" Said the robots of wily as they were defeated by megaman who malfunctioned afterward and killed his creator, dr light. Frankenstein once said "GRAARGH GRIIGITY GRRAAGRH". Fegelein is Hitler's technical harlequin. Harlequin's are purple colours. Made out of pure gold and Cat dung, with George "Corpsegrinder" Fisher's dog bit the Anal Cunt members. Suddenly the Dwarf kicked the Elf in the nickers. "YEEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWW!" Screamed the less-manly elf. the elf punched at the air. the Elf flew into the dwarf exploded violently repeatedly while the dwarf didn't even flinched.it ate the massive elephant face; "That was delicious!" but then he got food poisoning and crapped out obese purple lemons into a porcelain gold laced shitter. Suddenly a figure made of bronze towered over the dwarf. It proceeded to sing lullabies to the dwarf. "SHIT!" said the dwarf, as he drew his shotgun on a piece of stinky cheese and dwarven vomit. He then laughed and vomited knives into a plump helmet casing. I forbidded it so. he couldn't wash out the puke. So, After that, he threw cats
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