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Elegy

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Best Adventure
« on: September 12, 2010, 10:58:57 pm »


welcome to the best adventure

you are gragory, the hero who is after the greatest adventure on earth. due to a mysterious twist of fate in your past you are now the owner of the SORD OF TRUTH


Spoiler: okay... and here it is.. the stats (click to show/hide)

that weapon pretty much seals the deal that you are the greatest hero of all time. no one actually cares about backstory so let's just cut to the chase.

oh yeah you are grogery

OKAY so you are in a forest when...

you meet a VAGUELY INNAPROPRIATE STATUE
Spoiler: this is the statue. it is him. (click to show/hide)


SERIOUS TEXT: Yes, this is a real game.
« Last Edit: September 14, 2010, 02:48:17 am by Elegy »
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Re: Best Adventure
« Reply #1 on: September 12, 2010, 11:12:15 pm »
Become webcomic.
Accept vaugley NSFW statues quest!
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Quote from: beorn080 on July 14, 2010, 01:41:08 pm
We're Bay12er's. If there is a bug, we will find it, exploit it, and make a recursive statue out of it. Just look up Planepacked.
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When a dwarf enters a martial trance, they become Jedi. Short, drunken Jedi.

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Re: Best Adventure
« Reply #2 on: September 12, 2010, 11:19:33 pm »
Tell the statue no, then go find the Shield of Terror.
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Elegy

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Re: Best Adventure
« Reply #3 on: September 12, 2010, 11:28:27 pm »
you briefly ponder the thought of BECOME WEBCOMIC



but what IS webcomic, anyways? nevermind

"yes okay statue," you say "what is the quest, I will do it. I will be the hero"

Spoiler: here it is... the chat (click to show/hide)

what now!?
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Medicine Man

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Re: Best Adventure
« Reply #4 on: September 12, 2010, 11:32:40 pm »
Go to slay the dragon!
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Re: Best Adventure
« Reply #5 on: September 12, 2010, 11:42:39 pm »
Quote from: Dwarf mc dwarf on September 12, 2010, 11:32:40 pm
Go to slay the dragon!
Veto!
Stop! Hammertime!
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We're Bay12er's. If there is a bug, we will find it, exploit it, and make a recursive statue out of it. Just look up Planepacked.
Quote from: Hivemind on February 01, 2011, 10:43:39 pm
When a dwarf enters a martial trance, they become Jedi. Short, drunken Jedi.

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Re: Best Adventure
« Reply #6 on: September 12, 2010, 11:44:51 pm »
Immediately find a Sweet Bro and a Hella Jeff.
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Medicine Man

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Re: Best Adventure
« Reply #7 on: September 12, 2010, 11:53:22 pm »
Summon double down guy!
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Elegy

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Re: Best Adventure
« Reply #8 on: September 12, 2010, 11:53:39 pm »


but SUDDENLY at the GATE OF THE CASTLE!!



and then the dragon escaped from above!

so you go up to the door



BUT IT IS LOCKED!?

what now!?
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Re: Best Adventure
« Reply #9 on: September 12, 2010, 11:56:18 pm »
Summon Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff.
And conjure a Double Down to start your transformation into the  Double Downs guy with the quest of the DOUBLE RAINBOW.
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Elegy

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Re: Best Adventure
« Reply #10 on: September 12, 2010, 11:58:13 pm »
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Re: Best Adventure
« Reply #11 on: September 13, 2010, 12:02:57 am »
Summon Rick Astley!
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Re: Best Adventure
« Reply #12 on: September 13, 2010, 12:03:34 am »
Breakdown door while screaming.
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« Reply #13 on: September 13, 2010, 12:06:20 am »
This has worse spelling and grammar than the week fighter took over 8 Bit Theater!
Quote from: Phantom on September 12, 2010, 11:56:18 pm
Summon Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff.
And conjure a Double Down to start your transformation into the  Double Downs guy with the quest of the DOUBLE RAINBOW.
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Quote from: beorn080 on July 14, 2010, 01:41:08 pm
We're Bay12er's. If there is a bug, we will find it, exploit it, and make a recursive statue out of it. Just look up Planepacked.
Quote from: Hivemind on February 01, 2011, 10:43:39 pm
When a dwarf enters a martial trance, they become Jedi. Short, drunken Jedi.

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Re: Best Adventure
« Reply #14 on: September 13, 2010, 10:14:43 am »
Realize this is hopeless without a SHIELD to defend yourself from magical fire. Go and find the shield of TERROR and then use the TERROR of the shield on the statue until he gives you a wish.
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