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[Tack]

Yeah, I'm almost certainly going to make a new thread for this.

And if I 'sexualised' Vector, then I'm sorry. Her general attitude on the GD is Not like a vicious librarian. It's more like something mathy and huggable.
And I just woke up, but I'm gonna shut up now.

But just say- SirBayer outdid me on that one. Good job man. Exactly what a penguin soldier would look like, too.

[Solifuge]

That comic is most excellent. Reminds me that I miss Dak, though. :/

Anyway, I'mma try and get you guys another player, through the magic of Manipulation and Charisma.

[Vector]

And if I 'sexualised' Vector, then I'm sorry. Her general attitude on the GD is Not like a vicious librarian. It's more like something mathy and huggable.
And I just woke up, but I'm gonna shut up now.

Don't worry, man--everything's fine, and you haven't been bothering me at all.  Let's just try to make this game of mafia a good one.

[Tack]

That's what people who are offended say when they want to drop the subject.

[Vector]

That's what people who are offended say when they want to drop the subject.

I wasn't offended, but I had nothing in particular to say and I wanted to change to a topic that might be less embarrassing for you than

Whether or not Tack has hit on Vector today

But if you want to keep talking about that, uh, I suppose that's all right.

[Tack]

Cool!

Wait.

Where did the 'hit on Vector' come from?

If anyone believes I've hit on Vector, please lynch me.
Because I would really rather not be Armok.

[webadict]

Cool!

Wait.

Where did the 'hit on Vector' come from?

If anyone believes I've hit on Vector, please lynch me.
Because I would really rather not be Armok.

Dude, you're blowin' your chance.

[Tack]

The point is, I wasn't really looking for a chance to begin with.


Why am I trying so hard to defend this?
Fine. Vector, for the sake of gender-neutral discussion, I will now be considering you asexual from here-on in, and ignore any pictures of you.

[Solifuge]

And just like that, she walked out of that thread, and out of my life forever.

Dames. Any half-wit stuck in this Town knows nothing good comes from chasing after one them. You snag yourself a doll, and you can bet the Mafioso's are gonna use them against you... and that's only if you're lucky. If you're not, they're probably already working for 'em.

No, the only company a man needs in a Town like this is a flask full of stiff whiskey, and enough know-how to see himself through he night.

...Dames.

[Vector]

Oh my god, you guys ._.

[Solifuge]

I was trying a humorous way to sweep any remaining Awkward under the rug, and segue back into Mafia, the only way I know how... 1920's Noir.

Also, my attempts at using Manipulation and Charisma to fill the last remaining slot have so far been fruitless. Alas, if only rugged good looks and convincing smiles converted into text. Suppose I have to settle for a close approximation: 

[Zai]

That was quite a funny, Solifuge.

[Tack]

Yeah, I liked it. Twas funny.

[webadict]

We are all funny people.

[Zai]

We are all funny people.

But not all of us are "funny" in the "humorous" manner. Most are "funny" more-so in the "peculiar" manner.