Matches 1-12 was over the character limit, so I pared off 12, and am starting a new post of matches.
Match 12
Winner: Urist McDwarf
bb: In the unidentifiable gibs corner, at a hundred and seventy-five pounds, we have Medicine Man/Dwarf mcdwarf's human, Urist McDwarf.
Eugen: That sounds a little schizophrenic.
bb: No kidding. And he couldn't even get the math on his fighter right, so even though he's outfitted in bronze, he's a little less well-equipped than he would have liked.
Toon: In the gory mess corner, at a hundred and thirty pounds, we have Raving M.'s Phalanx! Another four-armed fighter here. With three shields and one spear, this one might be a little better off than her axe-carrying counterpart.
Eugen: Look at them go. They're doing a lot of blocking and parrying- bigger fighter knocks the smaller one down, as usual- and again-
Toon: And Phalanx is half the ant she used to be!
Eugen: If only Toady could squish bugs like this.
bb: Watch it! I'm trying to keep the fourth wall reasonably intact here!
Eugen: Sorry....
Name: Urist McDwarf
Race:Human
Items
Bronze chain mail
Bronze greaves
Bronze low boots
Bronze helmet
Bronze gauntlets
Bronze long sword
Bronze sheild(N/A)
Skills:
Competant armor user
Skilled sword user (N/A)
That leaves me with how much to spare?
Signing up
Phalanx, Soldier Ant Woman
x3 Oaken Shields - 135
Bronze Spear - 40
Novice Fighter - 3
Skilled Shield User - 40
Competent Spearant - 30
Total - 248
Remainder - 2
Antman 1 strikes at Human 1 but the shot is parried!
Human 1 counterstrikes!
Human 1 misses Antman 1!
Human 1 attacks Antman 1 but It jumps away!
Antman 1 strikes at Human 1 but the shot is parried!
Human 1 counterstrikes!
Human 1 strikes at Antman 1 but the shot is blocked!
Antman 1 attacks Human 1 but He jumps away!
Human 1 charges at Antman 1!
Human 1 misses Antman 1!
Human 1 collides with Antman 1!
Antman 1 is knocked over and tumbles backward!
Human 1 strikes at Antman 1 but the shot is blocked!
The Antman 1 stands up.
Human 1 attacks Antman 1 but It jumps away!
Human 1 charges at Antman 1!
Human 1 misses Antman 1!
Human 1 collides with Antman 1!
Antman 1 is knocked over and tumbles backward!
Human 1 strikes at Antman 1 but the shot is blocked!
Human 1 slashes Antman 1 in the abdomen with his bronze long sword and the severed part sails off in an arc!
Antman 1 has been struck down.
Match 13
Winner: That Yeti Guy
Toon: We have another size mismatch, folks, but this time the fifty-pound kobold's carrying an adamantine dagger and using a shield. It's Siquo's Ace Spadestab!
bb: And his opponent, that yeti guy managed by MBP, weighing in at- Eugen? And please, an actual number this time.
Eugen: Oh sweet Armok how many of these fucking things are there.. I don't know how much they weigh! What are you asking me to do, get one of them on a scale or something?! It's got to be 750 pounds, easy, three-eighths of a ton. Ace'd be better off fighting a damn elephant.
Toon: There they go! That yeti guy just punched Ace in the throat, sending him sprawling- he's grabbing-
bb: Ace can't seem to get a hit- Yeti just smashed him in the ribs!
Toon: And again! Oooh, I heard something crack there! The whole right side of his chest is smashed in!
Eugen: If Ace can't manage to cut something off soon, he's done for.
bb: Yeti just keeps grabbing these random places. The finger, the tooth- and another punch!
Toon: And a hip lock- and another punch- and oh my Armok look at that armbar! There's no tapping out here, folks!
Eugen: There is, however, passing out.
bb: A grab! And a punch! And another grab! And another joint lock! And another grab! And another grab! And another punch! And he just keeps going and going and going!
Toon: It's definitely a long-lasting battery out there tonight, folks! I'm not even sure if Yeti is trying to finish him! He looks like he's just having fun!
bb: He keeps on punching him in that right side! I'm not sure what he's accomplishing, but if pointless violence is your thing, you've definitely come to the right place!
Toon: It's almost like Yeti is just grabbing what he can get! And that's everything! Yeti apparently wants to touch every part of Ace's body before he finishes him!
*awkward silence*
Toon: What? What'd I say?
bb: Aaaaaanyway- oh, right in the guts! Ace's puking pretty bad, he's awake again! And that yeti guy just grabbed him by the weapon! And a horrible kneebar, Ace's out again!
Eugen: Put an end to it... just put an end to it already...
Toon: More grabs! He just keeps abusing Ace's joints like he forgot to puff-puff-pass! And more grabs! And another punch! And another bunch of grabs- and two last punches! Ace's skull is smashed like a grapefruit! It's over folks!
Eugen: Finally. Just... finally. Ace couldn't even get in a hit. Who decided to let the Yetis in here, again?!
Name: Ace Spadestab
Race: Kobold
Points: 290
Weapon: Adamantine Large Dagger (192) (whoohoo!)
Armor: Oak shield (45), leather cap (5), leather mail shirt (12)
Skills:
competent fighter (18),
adequate dodger (tiny) (12),
novice shield user (4)
And I've got 2 points left (if I did everything right). Let's see if the shiniest weapon can win a fight!
Here's my character
Yeti, That yeti guy.
Proficient Striking : 60
Skilled Fighting : 30
10 point left
*** STARTING NEW GAME ***
** Starting New Arena **
Kobold 1 attacks Yeti 1 but He jumps away!
Yeti 1 charges at Kobold 1!
Kobold 1 looks surprised by the ferocity of Yeti 1's onslaught!
Yeti 1 punches Kobold 1 in the throat with his left hand, bruising it through the small red-winged blackbird leather shirt!
Yeti 1 collides with Kobold 1!
Kobold 1 is knocked over and tumbles backward!
Yeti 1 grabs Kobold 1 by the small red-winged blackbird leather cap with his right upper arm!
The Kobold 1 is no longer stunned.
Yeti 1 releases the grip of Yeti 1's right upper arm on Kobold 1's small red-winged blackbird leather cap.
Yeti 1 strikes at Kobold 1 but the shot is blocked!
Kobold 1 counterstrikes!
Kobold 1 misses Yeti 1!
The Kobold 1 stands up.
Yeti 1 charges at Kobold 1!
Yeti 1 attacks Kobold 1 but He jumps away!
Yeti 1 charges at Kobold 1!
Yeti 1 punches Kobold 1 in the upper body with his right hand, bruising the muscle and bruising the right lung through the small red-winged blackbird leather shirt!
Yeti 1 collides with Kobold 1!
Kobold 1 is knocked over and tumbles backward!
Yeti 1 strikes at Kobold 1 but the shot is blocked!
Kobold 1 counterstrikes!
Kobold 1 misses Yeti 1!
Yeti 1 punches Kobold 1 in the upper body with his right hand, bruising the muscle, jamming the left true rib through the right lung and tearing apart the right lung!
Kobold 1 is having trouble breathing!
Yeti 1 grabs Kobold 1 by the third finger, left hand with his right lower arm!
The Kobold 1 stands up.
Yeti 1 charges at Kobold 1!
Kobold 1 looks surprised by the ferocity of Yeti 1's onslaught!
Yeti 1 punches Kobold 1 in the lower body with his right hand, bruising the muscle and bruising the right kidney through the small red-winged blackbird leather shirt!
Yeti 1 collides with Kobold 1!
Kobold 1 is knocked over and tumbles backward!
Yeti 1 grabs Kobold 1 by the lower left back tooth with his right hand!
Yeti 1 punches Kobold 1 in the right upper leg with his left hand, bruising the muscle!
Yeti 1 releases the grip of Yeti 1's right hand on Kobold 1's lower left back tooth.
The Kobold 1 is no longer stunned.
Yeti 1 strikes at Kobold 1 but the shot is blocked!
Kobold 1 counterstrikes!
Kobold 1 misses Yeti 1!
Yeti 1 grabs Kobold 1 by the first finger, left hand with his right lower arm!
The Kobold 1 stands up.
Yeti 1 charges at Kobold 1!
Kobold 1 looks surprised by the ferocity of Yeti 1's onslaught!
Yeti 1 punches Kobold 1 in the left lower arm with his left hand, bruising the muscle through the small red-winged blackbird leather shirt!
Yeti 1 collides with Kobold 1!
Kobold 1 is knocked over and tumbles backward!
Yeti 1 grabs Kobold 1 by the right upper leg with his left lower arm!
Yeti 1 locks Kobold 1's right hip with Yeti 1's left lower arm!
Yeti 1 releases the joint lock of Yeti 1's left lower arm on Kobold 1's right upper leg.
The Kobold 1 stands up.
Yeti 1 charges at Kobold 1!
Kobold 1 looks surprised by the ferocity of Yeti 1's onslaught!
Yeti 1 punches Kobold 1 in the right upper leg with his left hand, bruising the muscle!
Yeti 1 collides with Kobold 1!
Kobold 1 is knocked over and tumbles backward!
Yeti 1 grabs Kobold 1 by the right lower arm with his left lower arm!
Yeti 1 locks Kobold 1's right elbow with Yeti 1's left lower arm!
The Kobold 1 gives in to pain.
Yeti 1 releases the joint lock of Yeti 1's left lower arm on Kobold 1's right lower arm.
Yeti 1 releases the grip of Yeti 1's left lower arm on Kobold 1's right lower arm.
Yeti 1 grabs Kobold 1 by the second finger, left hand with his left upper arm!
Yeti 1 releases the grip of Yeti 1's left upper arm on Kobold 1's second finger, left hand.
Yeti 1 grabs Kobold 1 by the upper body with his right lower arm!
Yeti 1 releases the grip of Yeti 1's right lower arm on Kobold 1's upper body.
Yeti 1 grabs Kobold 1 by the left upper arm with his right lower arm!
Yeti 1 punches Kobold 1 in the lower body with his right hand, bruising the muscle and bruising the stomach through the small red-winged blackbird leather shirt!
Yeti 1 locks Kobold 1's left shoulder with Yeti 1's right lower arm!
Yeti 1 releases the joint lock of Yeti 1's right lower arm on Kobold 1's left upper arm.
Yeti 1 punches Kobold 1 in the throat with his left hand, bruising it through the small red-winged blackbird leather shirt!
Yeti 1 releases the grip of Yeti 1's right lower arm on Kobold 1's left upper arm.
Yeti 1 grabs Kobold 1 by the left lower arm with his left upper arm!
Yeti 1 locks Kobold 1's left elbow with Yeti 1's left upper arm!
Yeti 1 releases the joint lock of Yeti 1's left upper arm on Kobold 1's left lower arm.
Yeti 1 releases the grip of Yeti 1's left upper arm on Kobold 1's left lower arm.
Yeti 1 grabs Kobold 1 by the second toe, left foot with his right lower arm!
Yeti 1 releases the grip of Yeti 1's right lower arm on Kobold 1's second toe, left foot.
Yeti 1 grabs Kobold 1 by the oaken shield with his right upper arm!
Yeti 1 releases the grip of Yeti 1's right upper arm on Kobold 1's oaken shield.
Yeti 1 grabs Kobold 1 by the small red-winged blackbird leather cap with his right hand!
Yeti 1 grabs Kobold 1 by the first finger, right hand with his right upper arm!
Yeti 1 releases the grip of Yeti 1's right upper arm on Kobold 1's first finger, right hand.
Yeti 1 grabs Kobold 1 by the oaken shield with his left lower arm!
Yeti 1 punches Kobold 1 in the upper lip with his right hand, bruising the muscle through the small red-winged blackbird leather shirt!
Yeti 1 releases the grip of Yeti 1's left lower arm on Kobold 1's oaken shield.
Yeti 1 grabs Kobold 1 by the third finger, left hand with his right lower arm!
Yeti 1 punches Kobold 1 in the right lower leg with his right hand, bruising the muscle!
Yeti 1 releases the grip of Yeti 1's right lower arm on Kobold 1's third finger, left hand.
Yeti 1 grabs Kobold 1 by the lower body with his left lower arm!
Yeti 1 releases the grip of Yeti 1's left lower arm on Kobold 1's lower body.
Yeti 1 grabs Kobold 1 by the third finger, right hand with his left lower arm!
The Kobold 1 regains consciousness.
Yeti 1 releases the grip of Yeti 1's left lower arm on Kobold 1's third finger, right hand.
Yeti 1 punches Kobold 1 in the upper body with his left hand, bruising the muscle and bruising the right lung through the small red-winged blackbird leather shirt!
Yeti 1 grabs Kobold 1 by the fourth finger, left hand with his right upper arm!
The Kobold 1 gives in to pain.
Yeti 1 releases the grip of Yeti 1's right upper arm on Kobold 1's fourth finger, left hand.
Yeti 1 punches Kobold 1 in the upper body with his right hand, bruising the muscle and bruising the right lung through the small red-winged blackbird leather shirt!
Yeti 1 grabs Kobold 1 by the second toe, left foot with his right upper arm!
Yeti 1 releases the grip of Yeti 1's right upper arm on Kobold 1's second toe, left foot.
Yeti 1 grabs Kobold 1 by the right hand with his left upper arm!
Yeti 1 locks Kobold 1's right wrist with Yeti 1's left upper arm!
Yeti 1 releases the joint lock of Yeti 1's left upper arm on Kobold 1's right hand.
Yeti 1 releases the grip of Yeti 1's left upper arm on Kobold 1's right hand.
Yeti 1 grabs Kobold 1 by the oaken shield with his right lower arm!
Yeti 1 releases the grip of Yeti 1's right lower arm on Kobold 1's oaken shield.
Yeti 1 punches Kobold 1 in the nose with his left hand, tearing apart the cartilage through the small red-winged blackbird leather shirt!
Yeti 1 grabs Kobold 1 by the left upper arm with his left lower arm!
Yeti 1 releases the grip of Yeti 1's left lower arm on Kobold 1's left upper arm.
Yeti 1 grabs Kobold 1 by the third finger, left hand with his right upper arm!
Yeti 1 releases the grip of Yeti 1's right upper arm on Kobold 1's third finger, left hand.
Yeti 1 grabs Kobold 1 by the third finger, right hand with his left hand!
Yeti 1 releases the grip of Yeti 1's left hand on Kobold 1's third finger, right hand.
Yeti 1 grabs Kobold 1 by the upper right back tooth with his left upper arm!
Yeti 1 punches Kobold 1 in the right upper leg with his right hand, bruising the bone!
Yeti 1 releases the grip of Yeti 1's left upper arm on Kobold 1's upper right back tooth.
Yeti 1 grabs Kobold 1 by the upper left back tooth with his right upper arm!
Yeti 1 releases the grip of Yeti 1's right upper arm on Kobold 1's upper left back tooth.
Yeti 1 punches Kobold 1 in the lower body with his left hand, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts through the small red-winged blackbird leather shirt!
Kobold 1 looks sick!
Yeti 1 grabs Kobold 1 by the right upper arm with his left hand!
Yeti 1 locks Kobold 1's right shoulder with Yeti 1's left hand!
The Kobold 1 regains consciousness.
Yeti 1 releases the joint lock of Yeti 1's left hand on Kobold 1's right upper arm.
Yeti 1 releases the grip of Yeti 1's left hand on Kobold 1's right upper arm.
Kobold 1 vomits.
Yeti 1 grabs Kobold 1 by the large adamantine dagger with his right upper arm!
Yeti 1 releases the grip of Yeti 1's right upper arm on Kobold 1's large adamantine dagger.
Kobold 1 vomits.
Yeti 1 grabs Kobold 1 by the right lower leg with his left upper arm!
Kobold 1 vomits.
Yeti 1 locks Kobold 1's right knee with Yeti 1's left upper arm!
The Kobold 1 gives in to pain.
Kobold 1 vomits.
Yeti 1 releases the joint lock of Yeti 1's left upper arm on Kobold 1's right lower leg.
Yeti 1 releases the grip of Yeti 1's left upper arm on Kobold 1's right lower leg.
Yeti 1 grabs Kobold 1 by the right lower leg with his left lower arm!
Yeti 1 releases the grip of Yeti 1's left lower arm on Kobold 1's right lower leg.
Yeti 1 punches Kobold 1 in the left upper leg with his right hand, bruising the bone!
Kobold 1 vomits.
Yeti 1 grabs Kobold 1 by the upper right back tooth with his left upper arm!
Yeti 1 releases the grip of Yeti 1's left upper arm on Kobold 1's upper right back tooth.
Yeti 1 grabs Kobold 1 by the fourth finger, left hand with his right lower arm!
Yeti 1 releases the grip of Yeti 1's right lower arm on Kobold 1's fourth finger, left hand.
Kobold 1 vomits.
Yeti 1 grabs Kobold 1 by the third finger, left hand with his left upper arm!
Yeti 1 releases the grip of Yeti 1's left upper arm on Kobold 1's third finger, left hand.
Kobold 1 vomits.
Yeti 1 grabs Kobold 1 by the left ear with his left lower arm!
Yeti 1 releases the grip of Yeti 1's left lower arm on Kobold 1's left ear.
Yeti 1 grabs Kobold 1 by the third toe, left foot with his right lower arm!
Kobold 1 vomits.
Yeti 1 releases the grip of Yeti 1's right lower arm on Kobold 1's third toe, left foot.
Yeti 1 grabs Kobold 1 by the lower left back tooth with his left hand!
Kobold 1 vomits.
Yeti 1 releases the grip of Yeti 1's left hand on Kobold 1's lower left back tooth.
Yeti 1 grabs Kobold 1 by the second finger, right hand with his left upper arm!
Yeti 1 releases the grip of Yeti 1's left upper arm on Kobold 1's second finger, right hand.
Yeti 1 grabs Kobold 1 by the first finger, left hand with his left lower arm!
Yeti 1 releases the grip of Yeti 1's left lower arm on Kobold 1's first finger, left hand.
Yeti 1 grabs Kobold 1 by the right foot with his left hand!
Yeti 1 locks Kobold 1's right ankle with Yeti 1's left hand!
Yeti 1 releases the joint lock of Yeti 1's left hand on Kobold 1's right foot.
Yeti 1 releases the grip of Yeti 1's left hand on Kobold 1's right foot.
Yeti 1 grabs Kobold 1 by the right hand with his left lower arm!
Kobold 1 vomits.
Yeti 1 releases the grip of Yeti 1's left lower arm on Kobold 1's right hand.
Yeti 1 grabs Kobold 1 by the thumb, left hand with his right lower arm!
Yeti 1 releases the grip of Yeti 1's right lower arm on Kobold 1's thumb, left hand.
Kobold 1 vomits.
Yeti 1 grabs Kobold 1 by the fourth finger, left hand with his right upper arm!
Kobold 1 vomits.
Yeti 1 releases the grip of Yeti 1's right upper arm on Kobold 1's fourth finger, left hand.
Yeti 1 grabs Kobold 1 by the first finger, right hand with his right lower arm!
Yeti 1 punches Kobold 1 in the upper body with his left hand, bruising the muscle and bruising the liver through the small red-winged blackbird leather shirt!
Yeti 1 releases the grip of Yeti 1's right lower arm on Kobold 1's first finger, right hand.
Yeti 1 grabs Kobold 1 by the right hand with his left hand!
Yeti 1 releases the grip of Yeti 1's left hand on Kobold 1's right hand.
Yeti 1 grabs Kobold 1 by the left hand with his left lower arm!
Yeti 1 locks Kobold 1's left wrist with Yeti 1's left lower arm!
Yeti 1 releases the joint lock of Yeti 1's left lower arm on Kobold 1's left hand.
The Kobold 1 regains consciousness.
Yeti 1 releases the grip of Yeti 1's left lower arm on Kobold 1's left hand.
Yeti 1 punches Kobold 1 in the left lower arm with his left hand, shattering the bone through the small red-winged blackbird leather shirt!
Yeti 1 punches Kobold 1 in the head with his left hand, bruising the muscle, jamming the skull through the brain and tearing apart the brain!
Kobold 1 has been knocked unconscious!
Kobold 1 has been struck down.
Match 14
Winner: Myrmidonna
bb: This match might look a lot like the last one, but don't be fooled. The Yeti this round, Dancing Dagger Jr. managed by mipe9, is going with a saving strategy, leaving himself relatively weak this round to be much better in the next.
Toon: And his opponent, Arthur W.'s Myrmidonna, is slightly bigger, at a hundred and thirty pounds, with a silver short sword, but she's carrying a shield and has some real armor.
Eugen: I predict the same exact thing is going to happen this fight as the last one. Yeti, even naked, are dangerous, and that armor is not going to help.
bb: We'll see soon enough- there they go! Myrmidonna catches Dancing Dagger in the head early- and he runs her over! She's blocking, but she's on the ground!
Toon: Grabs, don't seem to be doing much- a punch to the hand, that glanced off-
Eugen: That shield is saving her life.
bb: But she doesn't seem to be able to land any more hits- keeps getting knocked over- and there's one, right to Dagger's hand! That one cut deep!
Toon: More grabbing going on- Dagger doesn't seem to be able to get a hold of anything useful- Myrmidonna's moving around-
Eugen: He just ran right into a wall!
bb: And Myrmidonna's stabbed Dancing Dagger in the back! What a tremendous reversal of fortune!
Toon: This really goes to show why it's so important for we announcers to be fair and balanced.
Eugen: KILL IT!! KILL THAT FUCKING THING, MYRMIDONNA! CUT ITS FUCKING HEAD OFF!!
bb: Dagger's left hand is torn open again- another small stab- and Myrmidonna is tearing into Dagger! Another stab! And another! Arteries have been severed- there is blood everywhere-
Toon: Dagger's still moving- some more slashing, there go his leg tendons- and Dagger is down!
bb: Myrmidonna is pressing on! Another stab! And another one! It's a butcher's shop out there, folks!
Eugen: How much blood do these things have?!
Toon: And she just got him in the heart! Armok is pleased! More stabbing- he's dead! Dancing Dagger Jr. has bled to death!
Eugen: He lost. The Yeti actually lost. They can be killed.
bb: Apparently saving up wasn't the wisest move after all.
Gladiator name: Dancing Dagger Jr.
Race: Yeti
Points: 100
Saving them all. Hopefully, next round I have 300 points :d
Solider Ant Woman 240
Myrmidonna
Bronze Helm 24 216
Bronze Mail Shirt 48 168
Bronze Leggings 28 140
Bronze Gauntlets 16 124
Bronze High Boots 20 104
Oak Shield 45 59
Silver Short Sword 20 39
Adequate Armor 6 33
Competent Shield 24 9
Novice Sword 6 3
** Starting New Arena **
Antman 1 slashes Yeti 1 in the head with its silver short sword, tearing the muscle and bruising the neck's muscle!
Yeti 1 charges at Antman 1!
Yeti 1 strikes at Antman 1 but the shot is blocked!
Yeti 1 collides with Antman 1!
Antman 1 is knocked over and tumbles backward!
Yeti 1 strikes at Antman 1 but the shot is blocked!
Antman 1 counterstrikes!
Antman 1 misses Yeti 1!
Yeti 1 grabs Antman 1 by the first right upper arm with his left upper arm!
The Antman 1 is no longer stunned.
Yeti 1 releases the grip of Yeti 1's left upper arm on Antman 1's first right upper arm.
The Antman 1 stands up.
Yeti 1 charges at Antman 1!
Yeti 1 strikes at Antman 1 but the shot is blocked!
Yeti 1 collides with Antman 1!
Antman 1 is knocked over and tumbles backward!
Yeti 1 grabs Antman 1 by the head with his left lower arm!
Yeti 1 punches Antman 1 in the first right hand with his left hand, but the attack glances away!
The Antman 1 is no longer stunned.
Yeti 1 releases the grip of Yeti 1's left lower arm on Antman 1's head.
The Antman 1 stands up.
Yeti 1 charges at Antman 1!
Yeti 1 strikes at Antman 1 but the shot is blocked!
Yeti 1 collides with Antman 1!
Antman 1 is knocked over and tumbles backward!
Yeti 1 grabs Antman 1 by the small bronze right gauntlet with his left lower arm!
Yeti 1 releases the grip of Yeti 1's left lower arm on Antman 1's small bronze right gauntlet.
The Antman 1 is no longer stunned.
Yeti 1 strikes at Antman 1 but the shot is blocked!
The Antman 1 stands up.
Yeti 1 charges at Antman 1!
Yeti 1 strikes at Antman 1 but the shot is blocked!
Yeti 1 collides with Antman 1!
Antman 1 is knocked over and tumbles backward!
Yeti 1 strikes at Antman 1 but the shot is blocked!
Antman 1 counterstrikes!
Antman 1 slashes Yeti 1 in the left hand with its silver short sword, tearing apart the muscle and bruising the bone!
A sensory nerve has been severed, a ligament has been torn and a tendon has been torn!
Yeti 1 strikes at Antman 1 but the shot is blocked!
The Antman 1 stands up.
Yeti 1 charges at Antman 1!
Yeti 1 attacks Antman 1 but It jumps away!
Yeti 1 charges at Antman 1!
Yeti 1 misses Antman 1!
Yeti 1 collides with Antman 1!
Antman 1 is knocked over!
Yeti 1 strikes at Antman 1 but the shot is blocked!
Yeti 1 grabs Antman 1 by the small bronze helm with his left upper arm!
The Antman 1 is no longer stunned.
Yeti 1 releases the grip of Yeti 1's left upper arm on Antman 1's small bronze helm.
The Antman 1 stands up.
Yeti 1 charges at Antman 1!
Yeti 1 attacks Antman 1 but It jumps away!
Yeti 1 slams into an obstacle and falls over!
Antman 1 stabs Yeti 1 in the lower body from behind with its silver short sword, tearing the muscle and tearing the left kidney!
The silver short sword has lodged firmly in the wound!
Antman 1 twists the embedded silver short sword around in Yeti 1's lower body!
The Yeti 1 stands up.
Antman 1 slashes Yeti 1 in the left hand with its silver short sword, tearing apart the muscle and bruising the bone!
Many nerves have been severed, a ligament has been torn and a tendon has been torn!
Antman 1 attacks Yeti 1 but He jumps away!
Antman 1 stabs Yeti 1 in the upper body with its silver short sword, tearing the fat!
Yeti 1 attacks Antman 1 but It jumps away!
Antman 1 slashes Yeti 1 in the left upper leg from the side with its silver short sword, tearing the fat!
Antman 1 stabs Yeti 1 in the right lower arm with its silver short sword, tearing the muscle!
An artery has been opened by the strike and a sensory nerve has been severed!
Antman 1 stabs Yeti 1 in the right hand with its silver short sword, tearing the muscle and bruising the bone!
An artery has been opened by the strike, a motor nerve has been severed, a ligament has been torn and a tendon has been torn!
Antman 1 stabs Yeti 1 in the right lower leg with its silver short sword, tearing the muscle and bruising the bone!
A ligament has been torn and a tendon has been torn!
Antman 1 stabs Yeti 1 in the right lower arm with its silver short sword, tearing the fat!
Antman 1 slashes Yeti 1 in the upper body with its silver short sword, tearing the fat!
Antman 1 stabs Yeti 1 in the left lower leg with its silver short sword, tearing the muscle and bruising the bone!
A ligament has been torn and a tendon has been torn!
The Yeti 1 gives in to pain.
The Yeti 1 falls over.
Antman 1 slashes Yeti 1 in the lower body with its silver short sword, tearing the muscle!
An artery has been opened by the strike!
Antman 1 stabs Yeti 1 in the right lower leg with its silver short sword, tearing the muscle and bruising the bone!
A ligament has been torn and a tendon has been torn!
Antman 1 stabs Yeti 1 in the left lower leg with its silver short sword, tearing the muscle and bruising the bone!
A sensory nerve has been severed, a ligament has been torn and a tendon has been torn!
Antman 1 stabs Yeti 1 in the left upper leg with its silver short sword, tearing the muscle and bruising the bone!
An artery has been opened by the strike and a tendon has been torn!
Antman 1 stabs Yeti 1 in the right lower leg with its silver short sword, tearing apart the muscle and bruising the bone!
An artery has been opened by the strike, a sensory nerve has been severed, a ligament has been torn and a tendon has been torn!
Antman 1 slashes Yeti 1 in the upper body with its silver short sword, tearing the muscle!
Antman 1 stabs Yeti 1 in the upper body with its silver short sword, tearing the muscle and tearing the heart!
An artery has been opened by the strike!
A major artery in the heart has been opened by the strike!
Antman 1 slashes Yeti 1 in the left lower leg with its silver short sword, tearing apart the muscle and bruising the bone!
An artery has been opened by the strike, a sensory nerve has been severed, a ligament has been torn and a tendon has been torn!
Antman 1 slashes Yeti 1 in the left upper leg with its silver short sword, fracturing the bone!
An artery has been opened by the strike, a sensory nerve has been severed and a tendon has been torn!
Yeti 1 has bled to death.
Match 15
Winner: Voxacillen
bb: Folks, we have a treat for you tonight. This next matchup is between Mountain King's Gizmo, weighing in at about twenty pounds, with his wooden bow and arrows; and Vox N's Voxacillin at a hundred and thirty pounds, with her steel bow and arrows. It's an archer's duel!
Toon: We have reports that Gizmo is a considerably better archer, and neither one of them is wearing armor. That little target might be hard to hit.
Eugen: It's just arrows, which aren't thick and heavy like bolts are, and it's just wood. Unless he gets lucky he's not going to be able to get the kill.
bb: The combatants are drawing back- and they loose simultaneously! Both hit the midsection! Vox looks injured, but Gizmo has the arrow stuck in his guts! He's puking!
Toon: Another thorax hit- but Vox gets Gizmo right through the hand! He's dropped his arrows! He's got no choice but to try to tackle Vox before-
bb: Another hit, in the guts again! And another one in the knee! Gizmo's down!
Eugen: And watch Vox shoot him.. in the hand again. Nice. And that's it, the blood leaked right out of him. These guys are about the size of four-year-olds and killing them is just as easy.
*awkward silence*
Eugen: Not that I know from personal experience. Of course.
Gizmo
Gremlin (360)
Male
Oaken Bow (-19.5) (340.5)
Expert Archer (-108) (232.5)
Professional Bowman (-225) (7.5)
7.5 points remaining
Name: Voxacillin
Race: Soldier ant woman (250)
Skills
Bow 6 (105)
Equipment
Weapon: Steel Bow (104)
Leftover Points: 41
Breadbocks, if you can't figure out how to properly mod yetis and antmen to make them work properly, PM me back saying so and I will help you through the process. It's important that the modifications are implemented, or the yeti and ant people will be cripplingly handicapped.
** Starting New Arena **
The flying {oaken arrow} strikes Antman 1 in the thorax, tearing the muscle!
The flying {steel arrow} strikes Gremlin 1 in the lower body, tearing the muscle and tearing the guts!
Gremlin 1 looks sick!
The {steel arrow} has lodged firmly in the wound!
Gremlin 1 vomits.
The flying {oaken arrow} strikes Antman 1 in the thorax, chipping the chitin!
Gremlin 1 vomits.
The flying {steel arrow} strikes Gremlin 1 in the right hand, fracturing the bone!
A ligament has been torn and a tendon has been torn!
The {steel arrow} has lodged firmly in the wound!
The Gremlin 1 loses hold of the oaken arrows [33].
Gremlin 1 vomits.
The flying {steel arrow} strikes Gremlin 1 in the lower body, tearing the muscle and tearing the guts!
Gremlin 1 looks even more sick!
The {steel arrow} has lodged firmly in the wound!
Gremlin 1 vomits.
The flying {steel arrow} strikes Gremlin 1 in the left lower leg, chipping the bone and shattering the left knee's bone!
A ligament has been torn and a tendon has been torn!
A ligament in the left knee has been torn and a tendon has been torn!
Gremlin 1 vomits.
The Gremlin 1 gives in to pain.
The Gremlin 1 falls over.
Gremlin 1 vomits.
The flying {steel arrow} strikes Gremlin 1 in the right hand and the severed part sails off in an arc!
Gremlin 1 has bled to death.
Match 16
Winner: Xenos
bb: Our last match of the first round features calrogman's Achilles, weighing in at 160 pounds, a man with a shiny blue sword and not much else.
Toon: His opponent, the 135-pound Xenox-
Xenos: It's Xenos, not Xenox!
Toon: Err, Xenos, is slightly more well-rounded, armed with a platinum whip and wearing leather.
Eugen: And he actually knows how to use the whip, which makes a great deal of difference.
bb: There they go! Achilles gets the first strike- somehow it was parried- Xenos strikes, that's parried as well
Toon: And Xenos goes in for the kill! The guts! The chest! Somehow Xenos is knocking away that adamantine sword with a platinum whip- and another hit! Achilles is down!
Eugen: Xenos is whipping him good. The shoulder, the throat- and that was the head! Achilles' brain has been violated right along with the laws of physics!
bb: And that concludes round one! Our sixteen remaining combatants will now proceed to round two!
Toon: It's good that we got through those first 16 rounds quickly! If we'd procrastinated, who knows how long it would have taken?
Eugen: And it's back into the pit for me. Morituri te salutant!
Name: Achilles
Race: Human
Equipment: One Adamantine Short Sword, worth 240 points.
Skills: None whatsoever.
Points left: 0 
So, I will be using a male goblin gladiator with:
Expert lashing 180 pts
1x Platinum whip 48 pts
1x leather cap 5 pts
1x leather leggings 7 pts
Total: 240
** Starting New Arena **
Human 1 strikes at Goblin 1 but the shot is parried!
Goblin 1 counterstrikes!
Goblin 1 strikes at Human 1 but the shot is parried!
Goblin 1 lashes Human 1 in the lower body with his platinum whip, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts!
Goblin 1 lashes Human 1 in the upper body with his platinum whip, bruising the muscle and bruising the heart!
Human 1 strikes at Goblin 1 but the shot is parried!
Goblin 1 charges at Human 1!
Goblin 1 lashes Human 1 in the right lower leg with his platinum whip, chipping the bone!
Goblin 1 collides with Human 1!
Human 1 is knocked over!
Goblin 1 lashes Human 1 in the throat with his platinum whip, bruising it!
Goblin 1 lashes Human 1 in the right upper arm with his platinum whip, jamming the bone through the right shoulder's muscle and chipping the right shoulder's bone!
The Human 1 is no longer stunned.
Goblin 1 lashes Human 1 in the head with his platinum whip, bruising the muscle, jamming the skull through the brain and tearing the brain!
Human 1 has been knocked unconscious!
Human 1 has been struck down.
Poll
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