Match 1
Winner: Eugenitor
breadbocks: Welcome to the third Gladiator Challenge!
Toonycj: Indeed. For this first match we have the very even matchup of Sledge the second, managed by Areku, and the self managed Eugenitor.
bb: There the fighters come! First out is Sledge II, carrying the family maul, followed closely by Eugen, warming up with his axe.
Toon: And there goes the starting gun! And Sledge is off like like a madman, catching Eugen off guard, and smashing him in the head! However, he shakes it off, and counters at Sledge!
bb: And he jumps away! Sledge has superb reflexes. He throws a half-hearted blow and misses. Eugen is just landing from jumping away, when the maul flies into his leg.
Toon: Interesting. Either way, both are rather even so who knows how long it will be till another blow is landed... Wait. Another blow to Eugen's right leg... And now we are back to normal.
bb: Sigh. Looks like Sledge will win this. Eugen has yet to land a blow.
Toon: Sums up my thoughts. At least Eugen has gotten in a few blows by now. And... wait WHAT?!?!
bb: It seems like Eugen just cut off Sledge's lower body. Well, we have a winner.
Well, here I am.
Name: Sledge the second
Race: Male human
Equipment:
-Silver Maul: 32 points
-Steel Gauntlets: 32 points
-Steel Helm: 48 points
Skills:
- Talented Dodger: 105 points
- Adequate Hammerman: 18 points
5 points left.
Human.
2H Steel Greataxe = 120 (Not on the chart, but multiplied 30 x 4)
Steel Mail Shirt = 96
Novice Fighting = 3
Novice Axe = 6
Adequate Dodging = 15
Total spent = 240
Human 1 bashes Human 2 in the head with his silver maul, bruising the fat!
Human 2 attacks Human 1 but He jumps away!
Human 1 attacks Human 2 but He jumps away!
Human 1 bashes Human 2 in the right lower leg with his silver maul, bruising the muscle!
Human 2 attacks Human 1 but He jumps away!
Human 1 strikes at Human 2 but the shot is parried!
Human 2 misses Human 1!
Human 1 attacks Human 2 but He jumps away!
Human 2 attacks Human 1 but He jumps away!
Human 1 attacks Human 2 but He jumps away!
Human 2 attacks Human 1 but He jumps away!
Human 1 bashes Human 2 in the right upper leg with his silver maul, bruising the fat through the small steel mail shirt!
Human 2 charges at Human 1!
Human 2 misses Human 1!
Human 2 collides with Human 1!
Human 1 is knocked over!
Human 2 strikes at Human 1 but the shot is parried!
Human 1 counterstrikes!
Human 1 misses Human 2!
Human 2 strikes at Human 1 but the shot is parried!
The Human 1 stands up.
Human 2 misses Human 1!
Human 1 counterstrikes!
Human 1 misses Human 2!
Human 2 attacks Human 1 but He jumps away!
Human 1 bashes Human 2 in the lower body with his silver maul, bruising the skin through the small steel mail shirt!
Human 2 attacks Human 1 but He jumps away!
Human 1 bashes Human 2 in the left upper leg with his silver maul, bruising the fat through the small steel mail shirt!
Human 2 charges at Human 1!
Human 2 misses Human 1!
Human 2 collides with Human 1!
Human 1 is knocked over!
Human 2 strikes Human 1 in the left upper leg with the pommel of his steel great axe, bruising the muscle!
Human 2 hacks Human 1 in the right lower arm with his steel great axe, bruising the skin through the small steel right gauntlet!
Human 2 strikes at Human 1 but the shot is parried!
Human 1 counterstrikes!
Human 1 misses Human 2!
The Human 1 stands up.
Human 2 attacks Human 1 but He jumps away!
Human 1 misses Human 2!
Human 2 misses Human 1!
Human 1 counterstrikes!
Human 1 bashes Human 2 in the left hand with his silver maul, bruising the muscle!
Human 1 attacks Human 2 but He jumps away!
Human 2 misses Human 1!
Human 1 counterstrikes!
Human 1 bashes Human 2 in the upper body with his silver maul, bruising the skin through the small steel mail shirt!
Human 2 attacks Human 1 but He jumps away!
Human 1 strikes at Human 2 but the shot is parried!
Human 2 attacks Human 1 but He jumps away!
Human 1 charges at Human 2!
Human 1 strikes at Human 2 but the shot is parried!
Human 1 collides with Human 2!
Human 1 bounces backward!
Human 2 attacks Human 1 but He jumps away!
Human 1 bashes Human 2 in the right upper arm with his silver maul, bruising the muscle through the small steel mail shirt!
Human 2 attacks Human 1 but He jumps away!
Human 1 attacks Human 2 but He jumps away!
Human 1 strikes at Human 2 but the shot is parried!
Human 2 counterstrikes!
Human 2 misses Human 1!
Human 2 attacks Human 1 but He jumps away!
Human 1 charges at Human 2!
Human 1 misses Human 2!
Human 1 collides with Human 2!
They tangle together and fall over!
The Human 2 stands up.
The Human 1 is no longer stunned.
The Human 2 is no longer stunned.
Human 1 bashes Human 2 in the left hand with his silver maul, bruising the muscle!
The Human 1 stands up.
Human 2 attacks Human 1 but He jumps away!
Human 2 hacks Human 1 in the lower body with his steel great axe and the severed part sails off in an arc!
Human 1 has been struck down.
Match 2
Winner: Icarus (Snix)
*Eugenitor, fresh from his bisecting victory, climbs up to the announcer's box and plops down right next to breadbocks.*
bb: Uhh.. what are you doing, dude?
Toon: Yeah, um, you don't belong up here. That's the arena, this is.. not the arena. Guess where you should be?
Eugen: What are you going to do, send me to fight to the death? Besides, here come the next two.
bb: All right! Well! Our first contestant is The Ordinary One managed by Dariush! And he's exactly as described, six feet tall and weighing in at 160 pounds.
Toon: Sword and shield has been a staple since someone started smelting, Bread, but he's brought bronze to this brutal battle.
bb: And our second contestant is..
Eugen: What the fuck is that thing doing here?!
bb: Ahem. Our second contestant is managed by Snix, at a height of ten feet and weighing in at five hundred pounds, it's Icarus!
Toon: Looks like a physical mismatch to me, but he's only got a hammer. Let's get some thoughts from the fighter in the box. Eugen?
Eugen: Either Mr. Ordinary over there gets his stabby in a good spot, or it's just going to be a tenderizer fest...
bb: And there they go! Icarus charges right in, hits him in the shield hand- and Ordinary's down on the ground!
Toon: Icarus just smashed his sword hand! Not looking good for the bronze champion out there.
bb: A bash to the leg! And another smash to the chest! That's going to hurt in the morning!
Eugen: Like this guy's going to see another morning...
Toon: Ordinary just got back up- and he's down again! Thrown to the ground! That hammer strike looks like it hit right through his back!
bb: He just dropped his shield- oh and a strike right on his chest, seeing a big purple stain under his skin now...
Eugen: That's it, this is over. That was his heart.
Toon: Icarus is still smashing him! No mercy at all! This is looking like a slaughter folks...
bb: Ordinary just tried to headbutt him, or something.. Another hit! And another hit! And another! And The Ordinary One has stopped moving! That is one dead gladiator!
Eugen: Are you shitting me, breadbocks?! I have to fight that fucking thing next round?!
bb: Huh? No, it's random seeds Eugen.
Toon: Yeah, it's a 1 in 15 chance you'll fight this guy next round.
Eugen: Oh. Good. So it's like Russian Roulette.
Human, "The Ordinary One"
Bronze longsword
Bronze shield
Skilled swordsman
Adequate shield user
If you still Have Room I'd like a spot.
Name:
Race: Minotaur Points: 140 (1 point left)
Skills:
Skilled Hammerer (36 points)
Novice Fighter (3 points)
Weapons and Armour:
Bronze Warhammer (52 points)
Steel Helm (48)
Minotaur 1 charges at Human 1!
Minotaur 1 bashes Human 1 in the right hand with his bronze war hammer, bruising the muscle!
Minotaur 1 collides with Human 1!
Human 1 is knocked over and tumbles backward!
Minotaur 1 bashes Human 1 in the left hand with his bronze war hammer, fracturing the bone!
The Human 1 loses hold of the bronze long sword.
Minotaur 1 bashes Human 1 in the left upper leg with his bronze war hammer, chipping the bone!
Minotaur 1 bashes Human 1 in the upper body with his bronze war hammer, bruising the muscle and fracturing the left true rib!
The Human 1 is no longer stunned.
The Human 1 stands up.
Minotaur 1 charges at Human 1!
Minotaur 1 bashes Human 1 in the upper body with his bronze war hammer, bruising the muscle and tearing the upper spine's nervous tissue!
Minotaur 1 collides with Human 1!
Human 1 is knocked over and tumbles backward!
The Human 1 loses hold of the bronze shield.
Minotaur 1 bashes Human 1 in the upper body with his bronze war hammer, bruising the muscle, jamming the right true rib through the heart and tearing the heart!
A major artery in the heart has been opened by the strike!
Minotaur 1 bashes Human 1 in the upper body with his bronze war hammer, bruising the muscle and bruising the right lung!
Human 1 is having more trouble breathing!
Minotaur 1 bashes Human 1 in the left lower leg with his bronze war hammer, chipping the bone!
The Human 1 is no longer stunned.
Minotaur 1 bashes Human 1 in the lower body with his bronze war hammer, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts!
Human 1 looks sick!
Human 1 attacks Minotaur 1 but He jumps away!
Minotaur 1 bashes Human 1 in the right upper leg from the side with his bronze war hammer, chipping the bone!
Minotaur 1 bashes Human 1 in the upper body from the side with his bronze war hammer, bruising the muscle and bruising the left lung!
Minotaur 1 bashes Human 1 in the upper body from the side with his bronze war hammer, bruising the muscle!
Human 1 has bled to death.
Match 3
Winner: Abodrifot (Duriel)
bb: All right, weighing in at 130 pounds, we have the soldier ant woman Abodrifot, managed by Duriel, with silver crossbow and wooden shield!
Eugen: An ordinary fighter, this isn't. I see her rocking those four arms. She might need the spares if she misses with that crossbow.
Toon: And her opponent, Comrade, best described as a naked man with a wooden sword!
Eugen: Did.. someone just not like this guy, or what?
bb: He asked for the cheapest sword, so I gave him one. All right! The match has started and-
*ssssssssss-THUNK!!*
Toon: Well. That was certainly brief.
bb: We've all seen ear piercings and belly piercings, but you don't usually see a forehead piercing.
Eugen: Note to self. Invest in helmet.
Here's my gladiator for the Bay12 DF Gladiator Challenge Random Tournament:
Abodrifot, Soldier Ant Woman [250]
Silver crossbow (Comes with 35 silver bolts) [-26]
Oak shield [-45]
Proficient Archer [-45]
Talented Shield User [-84]
Adequate Crossbowwoman [-15]
Competent Dodger [-30]
Race: Human
Set all skills to Sword and buy a cheapest sword.
(This was interpreted as Novice swordman and oak sword. Be less lazy next time.)
The flying {silver bolt} strikes Human 1 in the head, tearing the muscle, fracturing the skull and tearing the brain!
A tendon in the skull has been torn!
Human 1 has been knocked unconscious!
The {silver bolt} has lodged firmly in the wound!
Human 1 has been shot and killed.
Match 4:
Winner: Scum(TheHunger)
bb: In this corner, at a hundred and fifty pounds, we have Dura!
Toon: Dura must have paid a lot for that platinum warhammer and that *looks carefully* small white-browed gibbon leather armor. Let's hope it was worth it.
bb: And in this corner, at three hundred pounds, it's TheHunger's Scum!
Toon: Scum is practically the opposite of Dura, here. He went to the bargain bin for that whip and shield combo and he might have gotten a pretty good deal.
Eugen: And he's twice Dura's size. This might be a lot of Fun for Dura. (And me. Fuck...)
bb: And they're off! Dura starts off by charging in- his hammer strike is blocked- and he runs into Scum and falls over!
Toon: Scum takes advantage! The arm! The guts! Oh, Dura's poor, poor pancreas!
bb: Dura's back up- and he's still getting hit on the left arm- and he's down again! Scum has just pushed him to the ground!
Eugen: Scum's got a whip and Dura's on the ground wearing leather. Looks like a party.
Toon: The arm! The leg! The... tooth?! It looks like Scum's doing some amateur dentistry out there tonight!
bb: Dura's back up, still getting hit- and he's down again! I haven't seen an ass beating like this since Boll-Kyanka! There goes his lung!
Toon: The whip just sent shards of his skull through his brain! This fight is over!
Eugen: Wow! It turns out that whips actually act like tiny supersonic hammers, blasting right through flesh and armor alike with the full weight of the whip! What kind of world are we living in anyway? Sec, I'm hungry. *licks blood off axe, feels full*
I'll take a dwarf (240 pts)
Equipment : Platinium warhammer -104
Bronze Buckler -60
Leather Helm -6
Leather Breastplate -10
Equip Total : (-180)
Skills: Competent Shield User: -24
Competent hammerdorf: -36
Skill Total (-60)
Thanks!
Name: Scum
Race: Werewolf (190)
Equipment:
-Silver Whip (12)
-Oak Shield (45)
Skills:
-Proficient Shield (60)
-Competent Fighter (18)
-Skilled Lasher (50)
Points remaining: 5
Dwarf 1 charges at Werewolf 1!
Dwarf 1 strikes at Werewolf 1 but the shot is blocked!
Dwarf 1 collides with Werewolf 1!
Dwarf 1 is knocked over!
Werewolf 1 lashes Dwarf 1 in the right upper arm from behind with his silver whip, chipping the bone through the small white-browed gibbon leather armor!
Werewolf 1 lashes Dwarf 1 in the lower body from behind with his silver whip, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts through the small white-browed gibbon leather armor!
Werewolf 1 lashes Dwarf 1 in the lower body with his silver whip, bruising the muscle and bruising the pancreas through the small white-browed gibbon leather armor!
The Dwarf 1 stands up.
Werewolf 1 lashes Dwarf 1 in the left lower arm with his silver whip, chipping the bone!
Werewolf 1 charges at Dwarf 1!
Werewolf 1 lashes Dwarf 1 in the second finger, left hand with his silver whip, tearing the skin and bruising the fat!
Werewolf 1 collides with Dwarf 1!
Dwarf 1 is knocked over and tumbles backward!
Werewolf 1 lashes Dwarf 1 in the left lower arm with his silver whip, chipping the bone!
Werewolf 1 lashes Dwarf 1 in the left upper leg with his silver whip, chipping the bone through the small white-browed gibbon leather armor!
Werewolf 1 lashes Dwarf 1 in the upper left back tooth with his silver whip and the severed part sails off in an arc!
The Dwarf 1 is no longer stunned.
Werewolf 1 lashes Dwarf 1 in the lower body with his silver whip, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts through the small white-browed gibbon leather armor!
Werewolf 1 lashes Dwarf 1 in the left upper leg with his silver whip, chipping the bone through the small white-browed gibbon leather armor!
The Dwarf 1 stands up.
Werewolf 1 charges at Dwarf 1!
Werewolf 1 lashes Dwarf 1 in the left lower leg with his silver whip, chipping the bone!
Werewolf 1 collides with Dwarf 1!
Dwarf 1 is knocked over and tumbles backward!
Werewolf 1 lashes Dwarf 1 in the right hand with his silver whip, chipping the bone!
Werewolf 1 lashes Dwarf 1 in the upper body with his silver whip, bruising the muscle, jamming the left false rib through the left lung and tearing the left lung!
Dwarf 1 is having trouble breathing!
Werewolf 1 lashes Dwarf 1 in the left foot with his silver whip, jamming the bone through the left ankle's muscle and chipping the left ankle's bone!
Werewolf 1 lashes Dwarf 1 in the lower body with his silver whip, bruising the muscle and bruising the left kidney through the small white-browed gibbon leather armor!
Dwarf 1 attacks Werewolf 1 but He jumps away!
Werewolf 1 lashes Dwarf 1 in the head with his silver whip, bruising the muscle, jamming the skull through the brain and tearing the brain!
Dwarf 1 has been knocked unconscious!
Dwarf 1 has been struck down.
Match 5
Winner: Norseman of the Apocalypse(Prepain Lenin)
bb: In this corner, weighing in at fifty pounds soaking wet, we have Prepain Lenin's Norseman of the Apocalypse!
Toon: And in this corner, at a hundred and thirty pounds, we have 'Axe Me A Question' managed by Tbino! Seem to be seeing more soldier ants than expected.
Eugen: I was surprised too, but remember, they breed fast and they're the
top cause of death for adventurers in dungeons.
Toon: Norseman manages to get in the first strike, but how is that little kobold going to defend against all four of those axes?
bb: I'm not sure, Toon- that guy's going to have a problem dealing with three axes at one time.
Eugen: I don't know, both those axes might be difficult to get around.
Toon: And there goes the rest of the arm! And a foot! And a leg! And the other leg! And 'Axe Me A Question' has stopped moving! We have a winner folks! That was a worse hacking than unpatched IIS!
Eugen: Yeah, it's almost as if someone sent in a fighter with four axes and no combat savvy whatsoever.
bb: We'll be back after a note from our sponsors. Red Minotaur- it mods in wiiiiiings!
Norseman of the Apocalypse, Kobold
Steel Battle Axe - 96
Adept Axebold - 168
Competent Dodging - 24
Total - 288
2 Remainder.
[/quote=Tbino]"Axe Me A Question"
Soldier Ant Woman
4 Bronze Battle Axes.
58(11 and 3/5 if we are supposed to divide by 5) Points left over.
Kobold 1 hacks Antman 1 in the abdomen with his steel battle axe, fracturing the chitin!
A ligament has been torn and a tendon has been torn!
Antman 1 attacks Kobold 1 but He jumps away!
Kobold 1 charges at Antman 1!
The Antman 1 loses hold of the bronze battle axe.
Kobold 1 hacks Antman 1 in the first left lower arm with his steel battle axe and the severed part sails off in an arc!
Kobold 1 collides with Antman 1!
Kobold 1 is knocked over and tumbles backward!
Antman 1 strikes at Kobold 1 but the shot is parried!
The Kobold 1 stands up.
Antman 1 misses Kobold 1!
Kobold 1 counterstrikes!
The Antman 1 loses hold of the bronze battle axe.
Kobold 1 hacks Antman 1 in the first right hand with his steel battle axe and the severed part sails off in an arc!
Antman 1 attacks Kobold 1 but He jumps away!
Kobold 1 strikes Antman 1 in the right lower leg with the pommel of his steel battle axe, tearing apart the fat and bruising the muscle!
Kobold 1 hacks Antman 1 in the first right lower arm with his steel battle axe and the severed part sails off in an arc!
Antman 1 strikes at Kobold 1 but the shot is parried!
Kobold 1 counterstrikes!
Kobold 1 hacks Antman 1 in the right foot with his steel battle axe and the severed part sails off in an arc!
The Antman 1 falls over.
Kobold 1 hacks Antman 1 in the left upper leg with his steel battle axe and the severed part sails off in an arc!
Antman 1 misses Kobold 1!
Kobold 1 hacks Antman 1 in the right lower leg with his steel battle axe and the severed part sails off in an arc!
Antman 1 has bled to death.
Match 6
Winner: Maxwell(mrbobbyg)
bb: In the red corner, weighing in at fifty pounds with whip, armor, and shield, we have Urist's kobold.. wait a second.. Kli-li-diplo-mus. Is that right, Kay-li-li-diplomus?
Toon: I think so, bread. And in the other red corner, at a hundred and fifty pounds, we have Mr. Bobby G's hammerdwarf Maxwell.
Eugen: Seeing those oak shields. Looks like wood is the most popular choice since shields have a special shield-force making it impossible to chop them in half.
Toon: We open with some fancy footwork from both combatants.
bb: Jump! Turn! Parry! Thrust! Ha! But no hits, folks, not yet. They might be at this a while.
Eugen: What are they doing out there? Ballet?
*SPLAT!*
Toon: Yes. And Maxwell's final twirl leaves Klilidiplomus in no more need of a helmet.
Eugen: Max should be careful licking off that hammer if he doesn't want to catch Kobold Spongiform Encephalopathy.
Name: Klilidiplomus
Race: Kobold [290 points]
Equipment + Skills:
platinum whip [48]
steel mail shirt [96]
oak buckler [22.5]
proficient dodger [60] [tiny]
skilled lasher [50]
adequate shield user [12]
1.5 points remaining
Kobold 1 misses Dwarf 1!
Dwarf 1 attacks Kobold 1 but He jumps away!
Kobold 1 misses Dwarf 1!
Dwarf 1 charges at Kobold 1!
Dwarf 1 attacks Kobold 1 but He jumps away!
Kobold 1 counterstrikes!
Kobold 1 misses Dwarf 1!
Dwarf 1 rushes by Kobold 1!
Dwarf 1 charges at Kobold 1!
Dwarf 1 attacks Kobold 1 but He jumps away!
Kobold 1 counterstrikes!
Kobold 1 misses Dwarf 1!
Dwarf 1 rushes by Kobold 1!
Kobold 1 attacks Dwarf 1 but He jumps away!
Dwarf 1 charges at Kobold 1!
Dwarf 1 bashes Kobold 1 in the head with his silver war hammer, bruising the muscle, jamming the skull through the brain and tearing the brain!
Kobold 1 has been knocked unconscious!
Dwarf 1 collides with Kobold 1!
Kobold 1 is knocked over and tumbles backward!
Kobold 1 has been struck down.
Match 7
Winner: Dink Dog-Eater (Squeaky R.)
bb: On one side, we have Eclipse the Elf weighing in at a hundred and forty pounds, with a steel sword and an oaken shield so generously gifted by the trees. (Laughter) I wonder if anyone is rooting for him? (More laughter) Just kidding folks, no one likes elves.
Toon: And on the other side, we have Squeaky R.'s Dink Dog-Eater, another fifty-pound lightweight. Wide size variety out there tonight.
Eugen: And the smaller fighters have a bad habit of losing. Forget the lies your ex-girlfriend told you; size matters.
bb: And they're off- Dink just stabbed Eclipse in the head! But it didn't seem to accomplish much, Eclipse just bowled Dink over!
Toon: And bowled him over again! An elf is actually stronger than the other combatant!
Eugen: And he just passed out!! Eclipse just passed out right in the middle of the arena!
bb: Looks like elves can't take pain very well!
Toon: Well he's about to take a lot more pain! Dink's slashing him to well-minced +elf meat roast+ out there!
Eugen: Eclipse definitely bled to death, but Dink's still going and going! He finally stopped.. Hey Dink! Why'd you stab him so many times?!
Dink: My arm got tired!
Elf, Eclipse, male.
-Steel short sword (80)
-Oak shield (45)
-Bronze breastplate(40)
-adequate fighting. (9)
-competent sword(36)
-adequate shield(12)
-Adequate dodging(15)
237/240 points.
RESENDING my gladiator. I just tooled around a little bit more, so I think this'll do a bit better.
Name: Dink Dog-Eater
Gender: Male
Race: Kobold
Skills:
Proficient Knife User
Talented Dodger
Dabbling Wrestler
Adequate Fighter
Equipment:
Steel Dagger
Bronze Breastplate
Leather Highboots
Leather Gloves
Leather Cap
Points left over: 0
Elf 1 misses Kobold 1!
Kobold 1 stabs Elf 1 in the head with his large steel dagger, tearing the muscle and fracturing the skull!
A tendon in the skull has been torn!
Elf 1 charges at Kobold 1!
Elf 1 misses Kobold 1!
Elf 1 collides with Kobold 1!
Kobold 1 is knocked over and tumbles backward!
Elf 1 strikes at Kobold 1 but the shot is parried!
The Kobold 1 stands up.
Elf 1 misses Kobold 1!
Elf 1 charges at Kobold 1!
Elf 1 misses Kobold 1!
Elf 1 collides with Kobold 1!
Kobold 1 is knocked over and tumbles backward!
The Elf 1 gives in to pain.
The Elf 1 falls over.
The Kobold 1 is no longer stunned.
The Kobold 1 stands up.
The Elf 1 loses hold of the oaken shield.
Kobold 1 slashes Elf 1 in the right upper arm with his large steel dagger and the severed part sails off in an arc!
Kobold 1 slashes Elf 1 in the upper body with his large steel dagger, tearing apart the muscle and tearing apart the heart through the small bronze breastplate!
A major artery in the heart has been opened by the strike!
The large steel dagger has lodged firmly in the wound!
Kobold 1 twists the embedded large steel dagger around in Elf 1's upper body!
Kobold 1 slashes Elf 1 in the left upper leg with his large steel dagger and the severed part sails off in an arc!
Kobold 1 slashes Elf 1 in the mouth with his large steel dagger, tearing apart the left cheek's skin!
Kobold 1 stabs Elf 1 in the upper body with his large steel dagger, tearing apart the muscle and tearing the liver through the small bronze breastplate!
The large steel dagger has lodged firmly in the wound!
Elf 1 has bled to death.
Match 8
Winner: Gugu (Soviet T.)
bb: In this corner, it's Barconis's Mollie! At a hundred and fifty-five pounds, she's using a fairly standard setup. Bronze axe and armor with an oak buckler.
Toon: And in that corner.. how many red-winged blackbirds did he have to kill to make that armor? Weighing in at-
Eugen: Holy FUCK what the SHIT is that?!
Toon: Yes, weighing in at holy fuck what the shit is that, it's Gugu "The North Gloves" Irolreg, managed by Soviet T.!
bb: In Soviet Russia, da fool pities you. They're off!
Toon: Mollie just chopped Gugu in the head! It didn't penetrate!
Eugen: And in the leg- and that didn't penetrate either. Looks like Mollie just didn't bring enough axe.
bb: Gugu just caught Mollie's axe- Mollie punched him twice but it's not helping! Gugu tosses her to the ground! And now he's gouging her face!
Toon: Hearing the bones crack when he's punching her- throwing her down, grabbing- it's like something out of a John Norman novel out there-
Eugen: Just over and over again! Bones crunching, organs smashed!
bb: I think Mollie finally passed out. It looks like it's over.
Toon: It's over! That's a dead dwarf!
Eugen: Sweet Armok! I haven't seen a stomping like that since a Rand Paul rally!
Toon: Hey Gugu! It's over! It's over! What are you doing?! Someone make it stop! Oh, the dwarfity!
I'm in!
Mollie, dwarf female
Competent axedwarf 36
Competent dodger 30
Adequate shield user 12
Adequate armor user 6
Competent misc obj 9
Battle axe, bronze 48
Mail shirt, bronze 48
Leggings, bronze 28
buckler, oak 22.5
239.5
Hi there
i'd like to join the party.
Name: Gugu "The North Gloves" Irolreg
Race: Yeti (100 pts)
Skills: Fighting (skilled) (30 pts) - Wrestling (skilled) (40 pts) = 70 pts
Equipment: Copper Gauntlets (10pts) - Leather Breastplate (10 pts) - Oak helm (9pts) = 29 pts
Total points spent: 99 pts
I hope i got the rules right, let me know if i have to change something.
Dwarf 1 hacks Yeti 1 in the head with her bronze battle axe, tearing the muscle through the small oaken helm!
An artery has been opened by the strike!
Yeti 1 attacks Dwarf 1 but She jumps away!
Dwarf 1 hacks Yeti 1 in the left upper leg with her bronze battle axe, bruising the fat through the small red-winged blackbird leather armor!
Yeti 1 charges at Dwarf 1!
Yeti 1 attacks Dwarf 1 but She jumps away!
Yeti 1 rushes by Dwarf 1!
Yeti 1 charges at Dwarf 1!
Yeti 1 attacks Dwarf 1 but She jumps away!
Yeti 1 grabs Dwarf 1 by the bronze battle axe with his left upper arm!
Dwarf 1 punches Yeti 1 in the lower body with her right hand, bruising the muscle through the small red-winged blackbird leather armor!
Dwarf 1 punches Yeti 1 in the right lower leg with her left hand, bruising the fat!
Yeti 1 charges at Dwarf 1!
Yeti 1 misses Dwarf 1!
Yeti 1 collides with Dwarf 1!
Dwarf 1 is knocked over and tumbles backward!
Yeti 1 grabs Dwarf 1 by the head with his left hand!
Yeti 1 gouges Dwarf 1's left cheek with Yeti 1's left hand!
The Dwarf 1 is no longer stunned.
Yeti 1 gouges Dwarf 1's left eye with Yeti 1's left hand!
The Dwarf 1 stands up.
Yeti 1 charges at Dwarf 1!
Yeti 1 punches Dwarf 1 in the upper body with his left hand, bruising the muscle and shattering the left true rib through the small bronze mail shirt!
Yeti 1 collides with Dwarf 1!
Dwarf 1 is knocked over and tumbles backward!
Yeti 1 grabs Dwarf 1 by the oaken buckler with his right upper arm!
Yeti 1 releases the grip of Yeti 1's right upper arm on Dwarf 1's oaken buckler.
Yeti 1 grabs Dwarf 1 by the fifth toe, left foot with his left hand!
The Dwarf 1 is no longer stunned.
Yeti 1 releases the grip of Yeti 1's left hand on Dwarf 1's fifth toe, left foot.
The Dwarf 1 stands up.
Yeti 1 charges at Dwarf 1!
Yeti 1 punches Dwarf 1 in the right lower leg with his right hand, bruising the muscle through the small bronze chain leggings!
Yeti 1 collides with Dwarf 1!
Dwarf 1 is knocked over!
Yeti 1 punches Dwarf 1 in the lower body with his left hand, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts through the small bronze chain leggings!
Yeti 1 grabs Dwarf 1 by the right upper leg with his right hand!
Yeti 1 locks Dwarf 1's right hip with Yeti 1's right hand!
The Dwarf 1 stands up.
Yeti 1 charges at Dwarf 1!
Dwarf 1 looks surprised by the ferocity of Yeti 1's onslaught!
Yeti 1 punches Dwarf 1 in the upper body with his left hand, bruising the muscle, jamming the right false rib through the heart and tearing the heart!
A major artery in the heart has been opened by the strike!
Yeti 1 collides with Dwarf 1!
Dwarf 1 is knocked over!
Yeti 1 releases the joint lock of Yeti 1's right hand on Dwarf 1's right upper leg.
The Dwarf 1 is no longer stunned.
Yeti 1 punches Dwarf 1 in the lower body with his right hand, bruising the muscle and bruising the stomach through the small bronze chain leggings!
Yeti 1 punches Dwarf 1 in the upper body with his right hand, bruising the muscle and shattering the right true rib through the small bronze mail shirt!
The Dwarf 1 stands up.
Yeti 1 charges at Dwarf 1!
Dwarf 1 looks surprised by the ferocity of Yeti 1's onslaught!
Yeti 1 punches Dwarf 1 in the left upper arm with his right hand, bruising the muscle through the small bronze mail shirt!
Yeti 1 collides with Dwarf 1!
Dwarf 1 is knocked over!
Yeti 1 releases the grip of Yeti 1's right hand on Dwarf 1's right upper leg.
Yeti 1 punches Dwarf 1 in the left lower arm with his right hand, shattering the bone!
The Dwarf 1 gives in to pain.
Yeti 1 grabs Dwarf 1 by the left hand with his left upper arm!
Yeti 1 locks Dwarf 1's left wrist with Yeti 1's left upper arm!
Dwarf 1 has bled to death.
Match 9
Winner: Cobolt (Howells)
bb: We have a pair of little guys out there tonight. First up is- and he can't be more than twenty-five pounds, folks- it's Lolghurt the Gremlin! He's not wearing very good armor. What kind of tricks does he have up his sleeve?
Toon: Dunno, but his opponent, Howells's Cobolt, is about twice as big as he is and isn't even bothering with armor. Just a sword. This might be a very long match. Two small fighters, these guys are usually very good at dodging.
Eugen: Yeah, we could be in for a long snoozer. Anyone who didn't piss his pants watching that Yeti might want to take a bathroom break...
Toon: Or not.
bb: Erm. Well.
Eugen: Okay, then. Who could have guessed that an eight-year-old could slash a leather-clad four-year-old in half in one shot?
name: Cobolt
race: Kobold (290 pts)
Steel Short Sword (80 pts)
Adept Sword (168)
Skilled Fighting (30)
Adequate Dodging (Tiny) (12 pts)
0 Remaining
Gremlin with master wrestling and leather mail shirt, breast plate, leggings, greaves, gauntlets and low boots.
Kobold 1 slashes Gremlin 1 in the lower body with his steel short sword and the severed part sails off in an arc!
Gremlin 1 has been struck down.
Match 10
Winner: Szythe
bb: In the gremlin-intestines corner, we have the dark gnome Gannon, weighing in at almost 40 pounds! Guess what that whip's made out of?
Eugen: No. Can't be what I think it is. Even dwarves can't make- where did he get that?
Toon: And in the gremlin-stomach corner, we have the hundred and seventy pound Szythe. Hey Eug, we found your counterpart.
Eugen: Eh. I kinda like the halberd, but the materials he's using aren't very good. Really? Iron? Silver armor? That stuff will just weigh you down.
bb: There they go! Gannon gets in an early hit! Doesn't seem to do much, he's blocking hits, got knocked to the ground..
Toon: Gannon caught him in the throat! The throat! With a slade whip! And it didn't do anything! Szythe's still attacking!
bb: Gannon's still blocking, back up and down again- and Szythe chops his leg off! And skewers him on the halberd, twisting it around- we have a winner folks!
Toon: Wow. What did we learn today?
Eugen: Whips are still, somehow, blunt weapons. And even the most dense material in the universe won't go through unless there's enough of it wielded by a big enough fighter. There's no point in giving little guys blunt weapons. There's really not.
Name: Gannon
Race: Dark Gnome
Equipment:
Slade Whip (300/340 spent)
Copper Gauntlets (310/340 spent)
Skills:
Competent Lasher (340/340 spent)
I decided to switch things up this time around... 
Longtime lurker here, I saw the gladiator contest and decided to make an entry:
240 Szythe the Male Human
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84 SKILLS
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36 Axe (Competent)
30 Dodger (Competent)
18 Fighter (Competent)
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56 WEAPONS
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56 Halberd (Bronze)
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98 ARMOR
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20 Cap (Iron)
48 Mail Shirt (Iron)
14 Leggings (Silver)
8 Low Boots (Silver)
8 Gauntlets (Silver)
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2 Points left over
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Dark Gnome 1 lashes Human 1 in the left upper leg with his slade whip, bruising the muscle through the small silver chain leggings!
Human 1 charges at Dark Gnome 1!
Human 1 strikes at Dark Gnome 1 but the shot is parried!
Human 1 collides with Dark Gnome 1!
Dark Gnome 1 is knocked over and tumbles backward!
Human 1 strikes at Dark Gnome 1 but the shot is parried!
Dark Gnome 1 counterstrikes!
Dark Gnome 1 lashes Human 1 in the throat with his slade whip, bruising it!
Human 1 strikes at Dark Gnome 1 but the shot is parried!
Dark Gnome 1 counterstrikes!
Dark Gnome 1 misses Human 1!
Human 1 strikes at Dark Gnome 1 but the shot is parried!
Dark Gnome 1 counterstrikes!
Dark Gnome 1 misses Human 1!
The Dark Gnome 1 stands up.
Human 1 charges at Dark Gnome 1!
Human 1 strikes at Dark Gnome 1 but the shot is parried!
Human 1 collides with Dark Gnome 1!
Dark Gnome 1 is knocked over and tumbles backward!
Human 1 slashes Dark Gnome 1 in the left upper leg with his bronze halberd and the severed part sails off in an arc!
Human 1 stabs Dark Gnome 1 in the upper body with his bronze halberd, tearing apart the muscle, shattering the right false rib and tearing apart the right lung!
An artery has been opened by the strike!
A tendon in the right false rib has been torn!
Dark Gnome 1 is having trouble breathing!
The bronze halberd has lodged firmly in the wound!
The Dark Gnome 1 is no longer stunned.
Human 1 twists the embedded bronze halberd around in Dark Gnome 1's upper body!
Human 1 stabs Dark Gnome 1 in the upper body with his bronze halberd, tearing apart the muscle and shattering the right false rib!
A tendon in the right false rib has been torn!
The bronze halberd has lodged firmly in the wound!
Dark Gnome 1 misses Human 1!
Human 1 twists the embedded bronze halberd around in Dark Gnome 1's upper body!
Dark Gnome 1 has bled to death.
Match 11
Winner: Ostno. (TurkeyXII)
bb: Wow. We have.. a mismatch for you folks at home tonight.
Toon: Yeah. Eugen, how much does the Yeti weigh?
Eugen: Oh my sweet crap, not another one!
Toon: Armed with a silver sword and weighing in at oh my sweet crap, not another one, it's Turkey Thirteen's Ost..snot..tus..nung? Do I have that right, Ost Snot Tus Nung?
Eugen: Ostpwnagremlin, more like.
bb: With a silver scourge, it's Kregoth, and that Yeti is about thirty times his size. It's a David and Goliath fight, that's for sure.
Eugen: You wanna know why David and Goliath was such an upset?
Toon: They're off! They're missing each other- Ost just knocked Kregoth to the ground! And is literally stabbing him to bits! It's over!
Eugen: 'Cause Goliath usually wins!
For tournament
Race: Gremlin
Name: Kregoth (male)
point 360
Silver Scourge -19 = 341
Master Dodge - 312 = 29
Thats it Hope this one does well.
Username: TurkeyXIII
Gladiator name: Ostsnottusnung
Race: Yeti (100)
Skills:
Competent Sword (36)
Equip:
Silver short sword (20)
remaining: 44
Gremlin 1 attacks Yeti 1 but He jumps away!
Gremlin 1 misses Yeti 1!
Yeti 1 counterstrikes!
Yeti 1 misses Gremlin 1!
Yeti 1 charges at Gremlin 1!
Yeti 1 misses Gremlin 1!
Yeti 1 collides with Gremlin 1!
Gremlin 1 is knocked over and tumbles backward!
Yeti 1 stabs Gremlin 1 in the right upper leg with his silver short sword and the severed part sails off in an arc!
Yeti 1 stabs Gremlin 1 in the left lower leg with his silver short sword and the severed part sails off in an arc!
Yeti 1 stabs Gremlin 1 in the upper body with his silver short sword, tearing apart the muscle, shattering the left false rib and tearing apart the right lung!
A tendon in the left false rib has been torn!
Gremlin 1 is having trouble breathing!
The Gremlin 1 gives in to pain.
Gremlin 1 has bled to death.
Poll
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