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[dwarfguy2]

Well, I'm back. I always knew the OWU was the greatest form of government in existence, so there wasn't really much to learn from there.

Well, why would people WANT the OWU removed anyway? And I'm quite certain the OWU, being as wise and kind as they are, will give them food, Dragonshardz.

[Omegastick]

good to see you people again, I have been to another meeting and they said that they have found the law involving punishing one person a day to be unreasonable, it is now whenever I feel like it.

I have seen it, forumites! I have seen the law. Seriously, it's pretty bad crap. There are so many death penalty laws that I reckon a day shall not pass without someone you know being executed, hell, it's probably happening now but we don't know about it.

The leader, who I don't know the name of, has complete control of the world, seriously, if he wanted he could have us all in WW3.

I've got to post this quickly, before the police knock my door down.

[dwarfguy2]

How could this man resist the OWU? Death penalties only come for those who resist! I quite seriously hope he learned his lesson.

[dragonshardz]

>>

How could this man resist the OWU? Death penalties only come for those who resist! I quite seriously hope he learned his lesson.

>>
>>Who said he was resisting? He was killed because he knew the truth, as I do!
>>
>>The OWU is not kind and benevolent, nor wise. The OWU is a tyrannical communist government, and anyone with an 8th grade education
>>knows how well that worked for the USSR. The OWU currently rules through fear and secrecy; if it was truly a benevolent government,
>>we would be able to see these new laws with our own eyes, instead of having to scrabble through the OWU servers.
>>
>>Dwarfguy, how can you say that you knew the OWU was the greatest form of government in existence? It's a fucking worldwide
>>Communist state! Communism, as a government, only works in theory. In practice, it has never been successful.
>>
>>Sheb, yes, G. W. Bush was voted in twice. So? How does a country voting for an idiot show that democracy does not work as a form of
>>government? And yes, Hitler was voted in as well, but through trickery and he was directly responsible for the deaths of millions. How does
>>that compare to Bush, exactly?
>>
>>I reiterate, people, educate yourselves. Look up world history, find the parallels, and tell me that the OWU isn't a dictatorial state that has
>>brainwashed both Sheb and Dwarfguy2.

[dwarfguy2]

Look, how id it you haven't been banned or... worse? I am quite certain the OWU is angry with this.

[dragnar]

What? There are multiple laws with death penalties? But... if we don't even know what they are how can we hope to follow them? The purpose of laws is to discourage behavior the government does not want to occur, but they don't do much good if no one knows them... So I could be killed for breaking a law I have no way of following?

[Ochita]

I Need to find a safe place, my laptop has very little power left and faintly I can hear sirens. ID, I now know, god help us. Here they come, wish me luck.

[Sheb]

I'm pretty sure talking to you would anger the OWU anyway. Would you please stop polluting this forum with your bad tought?

[dragonshardz]

Look, how id it you haven't been banned or... worse? I am quite certain the OWU is angry with this.

>>
>>Well, Omegastick did tell me to report to labor camp for three years...buuuuut if the OWU can't trace my Internet connection, then they
>>can't find me, so why should I?
>>

I'm pretty sure talking to you would anger the OWU anyway. Would you please stop polluting this forum with your bad tought?

>>
>>Would talking to me anger the OWU? Most likely. But I am simply asking that you use your own brain and fight the programming. And I am
>>not polluting the forum with my "bad tought", I am speaking my mind and urging you to do the same, and think for yourself.
>>

What? There are multiple laws with death penalties? But... if we don't even know what they are how can we hope to follow them? The purpose of laws is to discourage behavior the government does not want to occur, but they don't do much good if no one knows them... So I could be killed for breaking a law I have no way of following?

>>
>>That is my point exactly. The OWU needs to publicize these laws so we can scrutinize them ourselves. How is keeping laws secret
>>"for the greater good"?
>>

I Need to find a safe place, my laptop has very little power left and faintly I can hear sirens. ID, I now know, god help us. Here they come, wish me luck.

>>
>>RUN MAN RUN. Head for the hills, hide, fight, do whatever you must to stay free!
>>
>>Again, I call for you to find the parallels between historical dictatorships and the OWU. Use your mind, it is your strongest weapon. We did
>>not fight Hitler and Stalin, and countless other dictators to meekly lie down and let the OWU walk all over us.
>>
>>RESIST THE PROGRAMMING. THE REVOLUTION WILL BE TELEVISED.

[Grek]

This is ridiculous. People panic over nothing nowdays. "laws in place to stop the OWU from being removed" are seriously nothing to worry about. It's like complaining that Abe Lincholn refused to let the South try to dissolve the Union. If you get worked up over that, you've got to be crazy.

As for this nonsense about the "secret laws" and the executions is equally dumb. If anything new were illegal, they'd let us know not to do it. Since they haven't said anything, the obvious solution is to go back to living your life, since, unless you're a terrorist or a serial killer, whatever you do normally isn't illegal.

Also, you have to keep in mind that Stalin didn't have the awesome supertech that the OWU has. If he had this sort of stuff, Russia would have been a utopia and we'd all be communists right now because you'd have to be crazy not to sign up with the guys that can built million mile long walls overnight with ease. I went and looked at the wall this weekend, it is really as huge and impressive as they say it is, and the guards there are really helpful, as long as you don't try to start a fight or climb the half-mile tall wall. Which I didn't, because I'm not dumb.

[Sheb]

Man, I wish they'd install a climbing wall around here.

[Ochita]

What are you talking about? The OWU sounds Ow(n) you. Please. Maybe if we band together at america or something. WE CaN Go coLlect A Note Demanding freedom.

[dragnar]

I think your cryptographic skills are lacking.

A demand would be foolish. Going against the owu after what they have proven themselves capable of? Really stupid. Everyone involved would probably end up killed. Even you, yes.

[dwarfguy2]

E N G L A N D? England? You're trying to throw off the OWU? They're smarter than that! It won't work!

[Omegastick]

Ochita, you are banned from the forum for trying to transmit messages that will possibly break laws over said forums.

Sheb, would you like to suggest that to an OWU official?

Hello there people of the earth! Today we begin unveiling some of our laws. I'm sure you are all exited for them. So, without further adue, here is the first few.

1. Anyone found trying to remove the OWU from power will be executed.
2. Anyone commiting actions that could end up breaking a law will have his medium of law breaking removed.
3. The OWU has complete power over everyone.
4. Any form of property ownership is highly illegal.
5. A citizen of the OWU is paid based on how much effort he puts into his job.
 5a. There are five different payment levels for doing a job. Each job shall be classified by the OWU as it is needed.
 5b. The five payment levels are as so.
  1. £2 per day
  2. £10 per day
  3. £100 per day
  4. £500 per day
  5. £1000 per day