Hello there people of the earth! Today we begin unveiling some of our laws. I'm sure you are all exited for them. So, without further adue, here is the first few.
1. Anyone found trying to remove the OWU from power will be executed.
2. Anyone commiting actions that could end up breaking a law will have his medium of law breaking removed.
3. The OWU has complete power over everyone.
4. Any form of property ownership is highly illegal.
5. A citizen of the OWU is paid based on how much effort he puts into his job.
5a. There are five different payment levels for doing a job. Each job shall be classified by the OWU as it is needed.
5b. The five payment levels are as so.
1. £2 per day
2. £10 per day
3. £100 per day
4. £500 per day
5. £1000 per day
See? Perfectly reasonable laws. Totally called it. Also, keep in mind, the old laws (unless contridicted by the new laws) are still in effect. So just keep doing what you were doing before, but also do these new things:
-Don't try to overthrow the goverment. (not like you were allowed to before)
-Don't conspire to break the law. (again, no big change there)
-Don't try to overrule the goverment (see above)
-You're now a communist. All the goods are owned by the government in the name of the public and you just use the goods instead of claiming to have a right to taken them with you when you die.
-You get some money which is then used for something. We'll find out what it's good for later, I guess? I bet it gets you extra good food, like chocolates, or a huge mansion. Or a trip to the Bahamas. Or a rockwall for Sheb.
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