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Akura

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Re: Hopping crafter.
« Reply #15 on: September 12, 2010, 12:22:58 pm »
Urist McClumsy has stubbed his toe!
He collides with the wall and blows apart!
Urist McClumsy has died after colliding with an obstacle.
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Re: Hopping crafter.
« Reply #16 on: September 12, 2010, 12:45:10 pm »
This thread explains, why there are no dwarves in real life.
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« Reply #17 on: September 12, 2010, 01:03:07 pm »
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iceball3

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Re: Hopping crafter.
« Reply #18 on: September 12, 2010, 04:56:35 pm »
That's medical dwarfism, better known as midgetry. They're still humans and quite a bit shorter than dwarfs (species). They also usually don't have beards really.
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Dwarfnorris101

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« Reply #19 on: September 12, 2010, 04:58:26 pm »
My legendary stonecrafter from my last fort was missing a hand.
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« Reply #20 on: September 12, 2010, 06:29:11 pm »
Quote from: Dwarfnorris101 on September 12, 2010, 04:58:26 pm
My legendary stonecrafter from my last fort was missing a hand.
Lol dorfs overcomming shortcommings.
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Re: Hopping crafter.
« Reply #21 on: September 12, 2010, 07:29:46 pm »
Quote from: Golcondio on September 12, 2010, 06:30:35 am
Quote from: Aramco on September 12, 2010, 04:05:38 am
Urist has stumbled and impaled himself on a Steel Battle Axe dildo!
"No, really, doctor, you have to believe me! There was soap on the floor and I just slipped and fell right on top of it!"
Reminds me of an old Ricky Gervais joke: A guy's in hospital with a bottle of ketchup stuck up his arse. He told the doctor was that he was out shopping and had accidentally locked himself out of the house. He noticed that an upstairs window was open, so he started climbing up to it, but he lost his footing, his trousers and pants slipped down and he then fell and landed on his bag of shopping, at which point the ketchup bottle just happened to go straight up his arse and he couldn't get it out. The doctor told the guy that he didn't believe his story, not because it was so ridiculous, but because there was a condom over the ketchup bottle :P

Reading about all of these stupid self-inflicted injuries also just makes me think of British adverts on TV for fucking "No win, no fee" claiming of compensation for accidents (that supposedly weren't your fault). There are several parodies of these adverts, like http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znZAP4-LhfY
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Re: Hopping crafter.
« Reply #22 on: September 12, 2010, 09:30:12 pm »
how do you impale yourself on a battle axe?
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« Reply #23 on: September 12, 2010, 09:36:01 pm »
Very carefully.
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