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Author Topic: Ikea had a catsplosion recently  (Read 3922 times)

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Re: Ikea had a catsplosion recently
« Reply #15 on: September 10, 2010, 10:42:03 am »

How're they going to catch the cats afterwards? Why, they'll need to release a 100 dogs into the store to catch the cats!

and then a 100 goats to catch the dogs!

and then a 100 cows to catch the goats!

And then 100 horses to catch the cows!

Somebodies going to die, I just know it.
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Re: Ikea had a catsplosion recently
« Reply #16 on: September 10, 2010, 11:07:43 am »

and then a 100 goats to catch the dogs!

and then a 100 cows to catch the goats!

And then 100 horses to catch the cows!
None of that makes sense but how would a horse eat a cow?
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Re: Ikea had a catsplosion recently
« Reply #17 on: September 10, 2010, 12:07:09 pm »

Zombie horses.



On a side note, I almost said "zombie cows".
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Re: Ikea had a catsplosion recently
« Reply #18 on: September 10, 2010, 12:15:06 pm »

Aww :)

It looks like there were a couple of kittens in there too.
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Re: Ikea had a catsplosion recently
« Reply #19 on: September 10, 2010, 12:26:59 pm »

..seriously?  No video?  Arg.

The video wasn't that great. That's why I didn't bother posting a link to it.
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Re: Ikea had a catsplosion recently
« Reply #20 on: September 10, 2010, 12:31:15 pm »

It was a bit funny and a bit cute if thats what they were aiming for.
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Re: Ikea had a catsplosion recently
« Reply #21 on: September 10, 2010, 02:16:50 pm »

reading the first sentence of the consumerist article, they let 100 cats in their store so they could see what was the most comfy/interesting. Is IKEA planning to sell furniture to cats now?
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Re: Ikea had a catsplosion recently
« Reply #22 on: September 10, 2010, 03:13:21 pm »

I love how so many of them climbed up into the false ceiling.
You take out all of the tiles; what do you THINK is going to happen?
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Re: Ikea had a catsplosion recently
« Reply #23 on: September 10, 2010, 03:13:40 pm »

reading the first sentence of the consumerist article, they let 100 cats in their store so they could see what was the most comfy/interesting. Is IKEA planning to sell furniture to cats now?

If only there was some sort of sentient animal they could communicate with, and ask them which is the most comfortable... :)
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Re: Ikea had a catsplosion recently
« Reply #24 on: September 10, 2010, 03:42:36 pm »

Let in some sunlight and cats will sit almost anywhere to be in the sunlight, the more comfy, the better I guess.
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Re: Ikea had a catsplosion recently
« Reply #25 on: September 10, 2010, 05:18:05 pm »

Sounds like someone's gonna go bankrupt soon. I don't know about you guys, but I don't want cat hair/droppings in my couch.
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Re: Ikea had a catsplosion recently
« Reply #26 on: September 10, 2010, 09:26:49 pm »

I wonder if they'll release 1000 mice to keep them fed?
There's already 10000 mice there, I fail to see why they would need to bring in more.
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Re: Ikea had a catsplosion recently
« Reply #27 on: September 11, 2010, 09:01:39 am »

reading the first sentence of the consumerist article, they let 100 cats in their store so they could see what was the most comfy/interesting. Is IKEA planning to sell furniture to cats now?

If only there was some sort of sentient animal they could communicate with, and ask them which is the most comfortable... :)
Hehe, like...people who, get this, you can pay to give you feedback on your product
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Re: Ikea had a catsplosion recently
« Reply #28 on: September 11, 2010, 09:06:51 am »

Yeah, but would we be talking about it if they'd release 100 shopping addicts inside an IKEA? No. It's advertising, and it's working.
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Re: Ikea had a catsplosion recently
« Reply #29 on: September 11, 2010, 09:12:41 am »

Yeah, but would we be talking about it if they'd release 100 shopping addicts inside an IKEA? No. It's advertising, and it's working.
Perhaps if they all dressed up in classic Swedish garment...or cat suits...
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