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[Overspeculated]

That terrible brutal unrefined jerk of a bronze collosus has hurt me most horribly.


Note: This wound doesn't heal from travelling.

I am maimed! I cannot bear to look at myself in the mirror, not in this state!

Buhuu, such woe and strife that befalls me constantly, how am I to live in such a cruel indifferent world, its horrid glaring brightness now in a most uncultured manner intruding its roughness into my delicate unprotected eye, ever reminding me of how my existence is suffering. Oh, how I suffer, you do not know, you cannot know, how it is I suffer.

[thijser]

It will probably heal however a scar will remain.

[DJ]

I hear they make prosthetic eyelashes these days.

[Solifuge]

Heh... actually that injury could be a lot more grievous than you know. Eyelashes/Eyelids are the parts that perform hygiene/cleaning of the eyes, so if you ever get mud, blood, or somesuch in your eye, you will never be able to clean it, and it'll blind you in that eye. Oh, and hope to Dastot Rakustmeng the Joys of Hammers that you don't get some sort of liquid venom in that eye, or you'll keep getting dosed with it until you die.

However, I still think your adventurer is beautiful. It'll be okay.

[Dok Enkephalin]

The only way this complaint can be tolerated is if you're an elf. If you're a female elf, then it's totally forgiven. If you're a male elf, this may be your only shot at masculinity and potentially rugged good looks -- if you can stop whining and suck it up.

[Comrade_Fregge]

The only way this complaint can be tolerated is if you're an elf. If you're a female elf, then it's totally forgiven. If you're a male elf, this may be your only shot at masculinity and potentially rugged good looks -- if you can stop whining and suck it up.

So true.

[Aramco]

You can tear the eyelash off and beat stuff to death with it.

[Deon]

It's just a single eyelash. You have much more... But if you want it replaced, go and kill a town with it and get their eyelashes, then wear them all at once and sit in their blood in their meadhall.

[Funk]

due try swim cleaning it.

[Dok Enkephalin]

Or try an eyepatch. If there's no fashion award for that, there should be. Hell, all award you one myself.

[Knigel]

Eyelashes/Eyelids are the parts that perform hygiene/cleaning of the eyes, so if you ever get mud, blood, or somesuch in your eye, you will never be able to clean it, and it'll blind you in that eye.

He could just clean it manually.

When it says "broken", what does it actually even mean? Was it torn of, ripped open, or something else?

[Comrade_Fregge]

Eyelashes/Eyelids are the parts that perform hygiene/cleaning of the eyes, so if you ever get mud, blood, or somesuch in your eye, you will never be able to clean it, and it'll blind you in that eye.

He could just clean it manually.

When it says "broken", what does it actually even mean? Was it torn of, ripped open, or something else?

If it was ripped open or torn off, it would have said so. I guess its just folded or something.

[Aramco]

OH NO! A FOLDED EYELASH!

[Creamcorn]

You can tear the eyelash off and beat stuff to death with it.

This.

[Overspeculated]

Other horrid wounds this adventurer suffers from:




Note: These also do not heal from travelling