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[Zidane]

I was watching my dorfs cut some wood when all of a sudden 9 monkeys ran straight into my obsidian sword traps, limbs flew every which way, some even landing on top of my walls.

it made my day.

[slothen]

I'm kind of jealous. 

[Skelodwarf]

Now, normally when I'm reading funny stuff I don't actually laugh that much, I just thoroughly enjoy it. However I shall tell you, that that has made my hour. I laughed for a good 5 seconds straight.

Haven't seen Rhesus "Mah Man" Macaque in a while in my land...

[Akura]

Huzzah for rhesus pieces!

[claer_runway]

suddenly, rhesus pieces.

edit: dang, beat me to it.

[Rose]

man, I wish I had something like that RL.

I've had my schoolbooks shreded by them damn monkeys way too many times.

[Zaik]

They were one of the first to teach me the effectiveness of stonefall traps on unarmored targets.

see a bunch of stockpile job cancellations and not be able to find anything but a bunch of red and some body parts at the entrance to my fort.

[Aramco]

Mmmmm... That made my day too.

[Medicine Man]

This made my day. Every time I see a rhesus it goes ape and steals my stuff.

[Ieb]

Those damn apes are good seeing only when there's a bunch of crap outside from ambushers or siegers and it's not worth THAT much to claim.

Then I read how they're stealing the pants off from dead goblins, and that makes me smile.