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Twi

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Re: Evolution: Jethro is back!?!?! [SPACE]
« Reply #2025 on: December 22, 2010, 11:43:02 pm »
FOR THE GLORY OF THE SWARM!
EN TARO ADU-


Wait, what?
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Re: Evolution: Jethro is back!?!?! [SPACE]
« Reply #2026 on: December 22, 2010, 11:44:46 pm »
Quote from: Twi on December 22, 2010, 11:43:02 pm
FOR THE GLORY OF THE SWARM!
THATS HIS LINE!
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Evolution: Jethro is back!?!?! [SPACE]
« Reply #2027 on: December 22, 2010, 11:45:26 pm »
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Re: Evolution: Jethro is back!?!?! [SPACE]
« Reply #2028 on: December 22, 2010, 11:46:31 pm »
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Re: Evolution: Jethro is back!?!?! [SPACE]
« Reply #2029 on: December 22, 2010, 11:47:45 pm »
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Evolution: Jethro is back!?!?! [SPACE]
« Reply #2030 on: December 22, 2010, 11:56:15 pm »
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Twi

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« Reply #2031 on: December 22, 2010, 11:57:52 pm »
I believe USEC is right.
Now then:

TAKE OFF EVERY ZIG!
Aka, we must haz update.
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Re: Evolution: Jethro is back!?!?! [SPACE]
« Reply #2032 on: December 23, 2010, 04:34:48 am »
Refine manufacturing technique, we are not likely to out tech them, so we will need to out produce them...
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Vote (1) for the Urist scale!
Quote from: Firnagzen on July 04, 2009, 01:01:52 am
I shall be eternally happy. I shall be able to construct elf hunting giant mecha. Which can pour magma.
Quote from: Muz on January 05, 2010, 10:01:54 am
Urist has been forced to use a friend as fertilizer lately.
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Re: Evolution: Jethro is back!?!?! [SPACE]
« Reply #2033 on: December 23, 2010, 04:40:40 am »
When the fleet inevitably is blasted to pieces, make a supermassive wad of flesh to chuck at them.
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Clearly, cakes are the next form of human evolution.

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« Reply #2034 on: December 23, 2010, 05:04:24 am »
The downside to the wad plan is that it pretty much gives away our nature, but I like wads so I will support the initiative, after our fleet is annihilated of course...
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Vote (1) for the Urist scale!
Quote from: Firnagzen on July 04, 2009, 01:01:52 am
I shall be eternally happy. I shall be able to construct elf hunting giant mecha. Which can pour magma.
Quote from: Muz on January 05, 2010, 10:01:54 am
Urist has been forced to use a friend as fertilizer lately.
Read the First Post!

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Re: Evolution: Jethro is back!?!?! [SPACE]
« Reply #2035 on: December 23, 2010, 05:46:06 am »
How about transforming out planets to be more efficient?
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Re: Evolution: Jethro is back!?!?! [SPACE]
« Reply #2036 on: December 23, 2010, 05:47:48 am »
Well, I think they are as efficient as they can be.

How about making a huge ship that "eat" gas clouds for energye? We could harvest much more energy!
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« Reply #2037 on: December 23, 2010, 05:57:30 am »
Yes, we need a huge ship to terraform planets, carry our fleet, blow shit up, and eat gas giants. Attach a giant nuclear cannon on top and we're set.
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« Reply #2038 on: December 23, 2010, 09:04:07 am »
We need a time-capsule that can sustain itself in inter-galactic space...
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Quote from: Firnagzen on July 04, 2009, 01:01:52 am
I shall be eternally happy. I shall be able to construct elf hunting giant mecha. Which can pour magma.
Quote from: Muz on January 05, 2010, 10:01:54 am
Urist has been forced to use a friend as fertilizer lately.
Read the First Post!

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Re: Evolution: Jethro is back!?!?! [SPACE]
« Reply #2039 on: December 23, 2010, 01:44:11 pm »
Start laying the groundwork for turning ourselves into a nebula which encompasses all our territories.  I guess the first step would be to develop a miniscule bit of tissue that is hardened against deep space, and able to communicate with other bits around it when formed into a low density gas.  Begin distributing said tissue into all space between our colonies.
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