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Author Topic: Evolution: Jethro is back!?!?! [SPACE]  (Read 123902 times)

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Re: Evolution: Jethro is back! [SPACE]
« Reply #1920 on: December 03, 2010, 01:44:56 pm »

Add a entry in the encyclopedia about how the Primpks have made several advances in biotechnology and use a sort of green biomass thingy to Jethroform their planets.
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Re: Evolution: Jethro is back! [SPACE]
« Reply #1921 on: December 03, 2010, 01:46:17 pm »

The mass on JETHRO is adapted to look natural when needed.
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Re: Evolution: Jethro is back! [SPACE]
« Reply #1922 on: December 03, 2010, 01:46:58 pm »

Convenient.
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Re: Evolution: Jethro is back! [SPACE]
« Reply #1923 on: December 03, 2010, 02:00:42 pm »

Besides, what are they going to do?
Blast our planets until the surface is but glass, all else turned to dust and ash?
I think not.

...Can they do that?
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Re: Evolution: Jethro is back! [SPACE]
« Reply #1924 on: December 03, 2010, 02:01:27 pm »

Speaking of empires, the BLOBS say that anti-spinward lies the Ulamlsit1 or the NOT-BLOBS2.

1. Their name for the NOT-BLOBS

2. The NOT-BLOBS's name for themselves, which you know.


What kind of empire calls itself NOT-BLOBS? O.o
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Re: Evolution: Jethro is back! [SPACE]
« Reply #1925 on: December 03, 2010, 02:03:49 pm »

The kind which are distinctly non-bloberific.
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Re: Evolution: Jethro is back! [SPACE]
« Reply #1926 on: December 03, 2010, 02:05:18 pm »

XD True enough I suppose.
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Re: Evolution: Jethro is back! [SPACE]
« Reply #1927 on: December 03, 2010, 03:56:39 pm »

I meant that that you know the name which they call themselves, which you translate to NOT-BLOBS.
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Re: Evolution: Jethro is back! [SPACE]
« Reply #1928 on: December 03, 2010, 04:12:18 pm »

Kidnap some members of both race, and attempt an impossible feat of Genetic engineering: turning a blob into non-blob!
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« Reply #1929 on: December 03, 2010, 07:36:28 pm »

Last I heard we had a simulated civilisation on our homeworld, but these things have a habit of decaying if you stop paying attention to them.

Convert one of our planets into a giant factory and start churning out moon-sized self-sufficient space vessels capable of building their own escorts.

Design a teleporter that can teleport something else, so that we can teleport attack craft that do not possess the ability to telepoort themselves.
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Re: Evolution: Jethro is back! [SPACE]
« Reply #1930 on: December 03, 2010, 08:59:18 pm »

Design a teleporter that can teleport something else, so that we can teleport attack craft that do not possess the ability to telepoort themselves.

Did it.

Hexographer is working now.
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Re: Evolution: Jethro is back! [SPACE]
« Reply #1931 on: December 03, 2010, 09:14:00 pm »

You've reached the limits of any easy expansion. Any systems close enough to colonize are already occupied by these 'Empires'. Hopefully, none of them will decide to investigate these territories until you are ready for them.

The BLOBS (Who you never did find out what they looked like) say that they're content with an e-copy of your encyclopedia. You inform them that you will be sending a research ship to them in order to acquire information for the encyclopedia.

The development of a disease that only targets the NOT-BLOBS is in the works, though development towards the BLOBS will involve actually infecting one first. Your spores will take some time to arrive at their planet.

Work on researching quantum entanglement proceeds slowly. Namely, the problem is getting over the randomness of quantum states.

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Re: Evolution: Jethro is back! [SPACE]
« Reply #1932 on: December 03, 2010, 09:57:21 pm »

Inversigate the L'sk'ck'it more closely.
Search as many different planets as possible, seed any life-friendly ones that are not occupied with Jethro-based plant life.

Offer to terraform the Blob's dead planets, in exchange for resources.
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Re: Evolution: Jethro is back! [SPACE]
« Reply #1933 on: December 03, 2010, 10:36:52 pm »

Name the West Empire the KINDA-BLOBS and the other one the POSSIBLY-BLOBS
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Re: Evolution: Jethro is back! [SPACE]
« Reply #1934 on: December 03, 2010, 11:54:32 pm »

Name EMPIRE SORTA-BLOBS, and the Ls'Ck''It things PROBABLY BLOBS, and the Musolso DECIDEDLY UNBLOBY ONES.
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