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The Old-Evolution-Mind control fungus!
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Author Topic: Evolution: Jethro is back!?!?! [SPACE]  (Read 123702 times)

Lillipad

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Re: Evolution: HIVE-MIND IN SPACE!!!!! [SPACE]
« Reply #1515 on: October 26, 2010, 03:18:09 pm »

A forum game taught you something hachnslay. I'm afraid we have to kill you now.
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Argonnek

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Re: Evolution: HIVE-MIND IN SPACE!!!!! [SPACE]
« Reply #1516 on: October 26, 2010, 09:46:05 pm »

Engulf the orb thingy and bring it back to Jethro for examination.

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Re: Evolution: HIVE-MIND IN SPACE!!!!! [SPACE]
« Reply #1517 on: October 26, 2010, 09:48:15 pm »

Engulf the orb thingy and bring it back to Jethro for examination.
Make some sort of a cheap little pod to do this.  We don't want to waste resources if it proves to have defenses.
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So my crundles are staying intact unless they're newly spawned... until they are exposed to anything that isn't at room temperature.  This mostly seems to mean blood, specifically, their own.  Then they go poof very quickly.

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Re: Evolution: HIVE-MIND IN SPACE!!!!! [SPACE]
« Reply #1518 on: October 27, 2010, 09:42:35 am »

You spend some resources to create a ship full of infected Primpsks, and you send it over to JOSHUA. Hopefully, that should confuse it.

SHIPS:
Name: Jethro's Mind Probe.
Propulsion: Elevator: ACCELERATION: 1-5 light seconds/day
Extras: Cold fusion or fission
          Armour
          Creature Torpedo Launchers (Staffed with WOLFTOPI)
          Solar Collection Array.
          Flamberge for ground assaults.
          45 Biomass

Name: None.
Propulsion: Elevator: ACCELERATION: 1-5 light seconds/day
Extras: Filled with Primpsks

Spoiler: SHIP DESIGNS (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: SOLAR SYSTEM (click to show/hide)
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FuzzyZergling

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Re: Evolution: HIVE-MIND IN SPACE!!!!! [SPACE]
« Reply #1519 on: October 27, 2010, 03:15:44 pm »

Siphon atmosphere onto Hephaestus' moon.

I propose naming the moon Jesse, or Job.
Any other suggestions?
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Lillipad

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« Reply #1520 on: October 27, 2010, 03:16:55 pm »

Billy Jim.
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« Reply #1521 on: October 27, 2010, 03:27:02 pm »

Jamesworth Nincompton the third!
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Re: Evolution: HIVE-MIND IN SPACE!!!!! [SPACE]
« Reply #1522 on: October 27, 2010, 03:50:12 pm »

Siphon atmosphere onto Hephaestus' moon.

I propose naming the moon Jesse, or Job.
Any other suggestions?
This. Name it Job.

Name new ship "Cactus".
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Re: Evolution: HIVE-MIND IN SPACE!!!!! [SPACE]
« Reply #1523 on: October 27, 2010, 04:40:53 pm »

Siphon atmosphere onto Hephaestus' moon.

Turns out that we are doing that already.
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Lillipad

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« Reply #1524 on: October 27, 2010, 04:44:09 pm »

Make the horses we obviously obtained from devouring the world have horns, giant bird wings, and the fire-spitting gene. Call them Charlie. Unleash Charlie on the beeping sphere.
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Re: Evolution: HIVE-MIND IN SPACE!!!!! [SPACE]
« Reply #1525 on: October 27, 2010, 05:06:30 pm »

wAIT WE STILL HAQRDLY KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE SPHERE OR IT'S MASTERS
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Lillipad

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« Reply #1526 on: October 27, 2010, 05:38:42 pm »

We will once we eat it.
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Re: Evolution: HIVE-MIND IN SPACE!!!!! [SPACE]
« Reply #1527 on: October 27, 2010, 07:34:30 pm »

Go with the "trick them into thinking we're Primpsks" plan.
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Re: Evolution: HIVE-MIND IN SPACE!!!!! [SPACE]
« Reply #1528 on: October 27, 2010, 07:47:24 pm »

Go with the "trick them into thinking we're Primpsks" plan.

How? As far as I can tell, the plan is:
1. Ship full of Primpsks
2.  ???
3. PROFIT!
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Re: Evolution: HIVE-MIND IN SPACE!!!!! [SPACE]
« Reply #1529 on: October 27, 2010, 07:52:06 pm »

How? As far as I can tell, the plan is:
1. Ship full of relateable fleshbags
2.  ???
3. PROFIT!

That's what I've got.  Not quite sure what to do with the thing if we can't communicate with it.
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So my crundles are staying intact unless they're newly spawned... until they are exposed to anything that isn't at room temperature.  This mostly seems to mean blood, specifically, their own.  Then they go poof very quickly.
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