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The Old-Evolution-Mind control fungus!

Counter-Evolution-No mind control fungus!

[Lillipad]

I'm getting kind of sick of waiting for us to slowly take over when we can just kill the Brood-mother, then take over immediately. So my vote's on yes.

[USEC_OFFICER]

I'm getting kind of sick of waiting for us to slowly take over when we can just kill the Brood-mother, then take over immediately. So my vote's on yes.

Well, I'm sick of everyone not doing anything decisive. So, we'll be attacking the city.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Finally, after much moaning from the narrator, you decide to attack the Primpsk city using the Flamberges, all the way from page 90. Since the Primpsks have no army, this goes fairly well.

That is, until the brood-mother is released. What is a brood-mother? Why, imagine a Primpsk, with an elongated and enlarged body, tougher hide and stronger limbs. Oh, add in some scythe arms and a horrible blood-thirst, and you'll have an idea of what a brood-mother is. Of course, the Flamberges easily take down the brood-mother, what with their flame spit and whatnot. It's all very anti-climatic.

Alright, the first city is down. Now what?

DRONES:

Advanced Scuttler: Stong, armoured, built to kill. Has incredibly fast, shrimp claws.
Scuttler: Armoured. Good all around. Shoots poison.
Gatherer: Make to collect and process DNA.
Light-bulb drone: Gives off light. Fast, but otherwise useless.
Scuttler Tank: Highly armoured. Not very fast.
Schoolbus: Carries crabs. Gives of light. Very large and heavily armoured.
Digger: Digs. Builds walls. Otherwise useless.
Primpsk drone: A Primpsk you control.
Primpsk Scout: Passively infects and scouts.
WOLFTOPUS: HALF WOLF, HALF OCTOPUS, HALF UBER-STRONG TENTACLES, HALF ARMOUR PLATING, ALL AWESOME.
Biter: Likes warmth. Hates cold. Adapted to bite onto things when it is cold.
Burrowing millipede: Digs. Biter dispenser.
Flame Scuttler: Good all around. Shoots fire.
Flamberges: Bears, with highly armoured hide, and ubers-trong muscles. Also, flame breath.

[Lillipad]

We can't do much other than make the city into a giant spawn pool, and continue the exploration.

[RAM]

Create Primsk Spies. Optimise them for infiltration with appropriate levels of variation between individuals. Create a strain of the hopping pets which have the ability to persuade Primsks to join our cause, but otherwise designed to perfectly emulate the pets. Send parties, of similar composition to the first group of Primsks encountered, down all known passages.

[Lillipad]

Actually I thought for a bit. We've been focusing solely on the tunnel. We've got Wolftopi, Flamberges, 4 types of death crab, why are we not trying to take over this island/possible continent? Begin the onslaught!

[RAM]

We already have, the trees have been happily spreading the goodness across the world. Although we could go looking for more surface tunnels...

[breadbocks]

Use flying-fire biters to explore area fully.

[Furtuka]

make some brood mothers but make them nastier in some way. I'm to lazy to decided how

[RAM]

2 strains, Primsk factories, use them to repopulate the city and maintain appearances. And Slayers, give them hair, made out of stinging jellyfish tentacles, and a giant flame gland... Keep them hidden in a remote part of the city so that we have an emergency force in case of, well, emergencies.

What do our relevant populations look like at the moment?

[Lillipad]

We've got Wolftopi and Flamberges pouring out of the ground, the trees are horrifying monstrosities that stare at everything, our crabs keep pouring out of the ocean, and the skies are littered with insect drones.

[Vactor]

We've got Wolftopi and Flamberges pouring out of the ground, the trees are horrifying monstrosities that stare at everything, our crabs keep pouring out of the ocean, and the skies are littered with insect drones.

and the local parking lot is filled with crab infested schoolbuses

[Argonnek]

Since we have the ability to annihilate the primpsks, let's do so. I feel that it's time we started taking over the rest of the planet in rapid succession. NOTE: "Annihilate" can, in this usage, mean to make extinct, or it can mean enslave them all.

[Lillipad]

Let's enslave half the world, then keep the other half alive for food/resources.

[Sheb]

I really feel we should just take over the world and focus on SPACE. There is nothing left challenging here.