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The Old-Evolution-Mind control fungus!

Counter-Evolution-No mind control fungus!

[Armok]

Upgrade NEURONS with electric/DNA converters, so we can read DNA and get a mental representation of it, or imagine a DNA sequence and get it as actual DNA.

[FuzzyZergling]

Attack!
Use you combat tentacles!

[USEC_OFFICER]

Upgrade NEURONS with electric/DNA converters, so we can read DNA and get a mental representation of it, or imagine a DNA sequence and get it as actual DNA.

Have you been reading the rest of the BLOB section? Save your ideas for when he evolve next. (Which might not be much longer, depending on how this goes.)

[Sheb]

Attack!
Use you combat tentacles!

This. Then tentacle-rape it.

[Evergod41]

(HINT!!!)


approach self in mirror!

[USEC_OFFICER]

You decide that it would be a good idea to whack it with your tentacles. If it's not one of you, it should die. If it is one of your species, you can ask it out on a date.

You swing your tentacles at its body. However, it's body is seemingly protected by a layer of rock or something. Your tentacles just bounced off.

It starts to move its tentacles towards you. One of them inadvertently hits one of yours. It quickly snaps back.

Size: 1, Food: 3/3, Rest: 9/10

[FuzzyZergling]

Its tentacles may be a weak point, try pulling them off, if we can.

[Sheb]

Look like a mirror. Trying moving a bit backward.

[neo1096]

Its tentacles may be a weak point, try pulling them off, if we can.

Agreed. When we next evolve, develop the ability to create gametes.

[USEC_OFFICER]

You swing your mighty poison tentacles at it. It tries to run away as you batter it, but you manage to cling on. Eventually it dies, either from your poison or exhaustion. You merrily feast on it.

[REPRODUCTION TIME]

Time for some gametes!

Sorry, RANDOM.ORG thinks that you are doing well enough as it is. No evolving for you!

(Plot up later)

[Sheb]

Go in a crack in the wall and eat from there.

[neo1096]

Anchor to the ground on top of a rock for good prey and reproduce via spores.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Anchor to the ground on top of a rock for good prey and reproduce via spores.

Sadly, we can't, because several billion years ago, some expanding cloud of gas decided that it didn't like us, and emited some raditation that would cause RANDOM.ORG to give several zeros in a row, preventing us from developing spores.

[Aramco]

Anchor to the ground on top of a rock for good prey and reproduce via spores.

Sadly, we can't, because several billion years ago, some expanding cloud of gas decided that it didn't like us, and emited some raditation that would cause RANDOM.ORG to give several zeros in a row, preventing us from developing spores.

Multiple zeros in a row? What range of numbers do you have it set to pick from?

[USEC_OFFICER]

0-1,0-1,0-2.

8.333333% chance of happening.