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Current ideas on evolution?

The Old-Evolution-Mind control fungus!
Counter-Evolution-No mind control fungus!

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neo1096

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What again? Iron scepter - Lovehealing? Oh, I almost shed a tear... Put it in your ass, I'm talking about importans artistic defences!!! You see, yaks and bridge... Stop polishing that scepter! You're disgusting me!"

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Re: Evolution: Not everyone likes a dungeon-crawl! [CELL-FORM]
« Reply #331 on: September 14, 2010, 05:53:00 pm »

We could decide to become plump helmet men WITH DWARVEN MINE CONTROL POWERS.
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Sheb

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Re: Evolution: Not everyone likes a dungeon-crawl! [CELL-FORM]
« Reply #332 on: September 14, 2010, 05:54:44 pm »

We could decide to become plump helmet men WITH DWARVEN MINE CONTROL POWERS.
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Re: Evolution: Not everyone likes a dungeon-crawl! [CELL-FORM]
« Reply #333 on: September 14, 2010, 05:57:15 pm »

We could decide to become plump helmet men WITH DWARVEN MINE CONTROL POWERS.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Evolution: Not everyone likes a dungeon-crawl! [CELL-FORM]
« Reply #334 on: September 14, 2010, 06:16:44 pm »

We could decide to become plump helmet men WITH DWARVEN MINE CONTROL POWERS.
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I'll just leave you and your bear hands to yourself...

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Re: Evolution: Blob powers, go! [BLOB]
« Reply #335 on: September 14, 2010, 06:22:10 pm »

It's time. You call together your fellow cells (They really reproduced while you were in that rock) and you come together to make...

A blob.

Now what?

(Currently, you are two steps away from being a fungus.)

Size: 1, Food: 3/3, Rest: 10/10
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Re: Evolution: Blob powers, go! [BLOB]
« Reply #336 on: September 14, 2010, 06:24:16 pm »

Sleep? Surely you mean rest?

Mob through the rock.
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Re: Evolution: Blob powers, go! [BLOB]
« Reply #337 on: September 14, 2010, 06:25:55 pm »

Specialize some cells in the inside to grow some kind of stomach.
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Re: Evolution: Blob powers, go! [BLOB]
« Reply #338 on: September 14, 2010, 06:30:25 pm »

We are a slime mold, pretty much a blob of cells that is a single step up from a cell, a stomache would be impossible ATM.
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Re: Evolution: Blob powers, go! [BLOB]
« Reply #339 on: September 14, 2010, 06:32:50 pm »

I don't mean a true stomach, I just mean to specialize some cells in digesting stuff. Trichoplax-style. Tehn we can specialize other in moving around, others in defending, or attacking (Cnidarian style) ...
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Re: Evolution: Not everyone likes a dungeon-crawl! [CELL-FORM]
« Reply #340 on: September 14, 2010, 06:34:44 pm »

We could decide to become plump helmet men WITH DWARVEN MINE AND MINDCONTROL POWERS.
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Re: Evolution: Blob powers, go! [BLOB]
« Reply #341 on: September 14, 2010, 06:39:35 pm »

Yes, I did mean rest.

I would like to say that evolution will only occur after a new member of your species is born. Luckily, you can reproduce asexually (and therefore evolve) whenever you want. Sadly, you don't evolve all that much asexually opposed to sexual reproduction (fewer chances for mutations and what not), and you need to reach size 2 before you can do so. Better get eating.

(That made sense, right?)
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Re: Evolution: Blob powers, go! [BLOB]
« Reply #342 on: September 14, 2010, 06:40:15 pm »

Well, go hunting then.
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Re: Evolution: Blob powers, go! [BLOB]
« Reply #343 on: September 14, 2010, 06:46:20 pm »

You go hunting. Having no senses at all, this means looking around for other multicelluar organisms, eating the stupid monocelluar organisms. You don't get much, but at least your chloroplasts are working.

You run into a blob that is much larger than you. FFFFFFF. (Random.org does not like you guys.)

As blob two is being made, you get add some specializations!

You can create one new specialized cell and organ. You can improve two specialized cells or organs.

Specialized cells:
Body cells: Flabbly, Chloroplasts

Organs: None.
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Re: Evolution: Blob powers, go! [BLOB]
« Reply #344 on: September 14, 2010, 06:47:17 pm »

Agreed. Can we get enough sustenance from our chloroplast/mitochondria combo to live, and still grab fat etc from unicellular creatures.

EDIT: Uhhh. Upgrade Chloroplasts.
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