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Current ideas on evolution?

The Old-Evolution-Mind control fungus!
Counter-Evolution-No mind control fungus!

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Aramco

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Re: Evolution: Vomit-sight [BLOB]
« Reply #420 on: September 15, 2010, 07:33:00 pm »

Oh. I was thinking more like 1-10. Much less likely in that case.
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Or maybe there's a god who's just completely insane and sends you to Detroit, Michigan in a new body if you ever utter the name "Pat Sajak".

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Re: Evolution: Vomit-sight [BLOB]
« Reply #421 on: September 15, 2010, 07:39:14 pm »

You find a crack in a rock, and sit there, feeding.

Pissed off at not evolving, you soon grow enough to divide.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.

Two zeros again!

Well, at least you get to improve two cells or organs.
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Aklyon

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Re: Evolution: Vomit-sight [BLOB]
« Reply #422 on: September 15, 2010, 07:43:14 pm »

improve something related to anger.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Evolution: Vomit-sight [BLOB]
« Reply #423 on: September 15, 2010, 07:44:54 pm »

Done, and in fact, it's free!

(But seriously, something else.)
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Re: Evolution: Vomit-sight [BLOB]
« Reply #424 on: September 15, 2010, 07:45:36 pm »

We should evolve a greater energy capacity.
Some sort of hi-fat cell, perhaps...
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Re: Evolution: Vomit-sight [BLOB]
« Reply #425 on: September 15, 2010, 07:50:37 pm »

Improve photosynthesis and neurons.
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Re: Evolution: Vomit-sight [BLOB]
« Reply #426 on: September 15, 2010, 07:57:17 pm »

Up poison, and photosynthesis.
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Clearly, cakes are the next form of human evolution.

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Re: Evolution: Vomit-sight [BLOB]
« Reply #427 on: September 15, 2010, 08:02:13 pm »

You improve the photosynthesis and poison. You could probably add some really cool symptoms now. (Next time we upgrade poison, tell me what symptons you want.)



This is what you currently see.

Blob v3.1:

Specialized cells:
Body cells: Lean, Grippy
Poison cells: Good Poison
Green cells: Great Chloroplasts (+2.0 food a turn)
Neurons: Terrible Connections

Organs:
Primative central nervous system.
Poison tentacles: Made out of poison cells. Better chance to poison things.
Green blobs: Made out of green cells. Can be improved into leaves etc. Helps to hold food.
Pseudofoot: Allows you to grip and attach to stuff.

Size: 1, Food: 4/4, Rest: 10/10
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Re: Evolution: Blob powers, go! [BLOB]
« Reply #428 on: September 15, 2010, 08:10:14 pm »

Add a reproductive virus type parasite to the poison in our tentacles, so that if we poison something but don't eat it, small blobs will grow inside the corpse and burst forth with the joy of parent hood.
ahem
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Re: Evolution: Vomit-sight [BLOB]
« Reply #429 on: September 15, 2010, 08:57:52 pm »

That's next upgrade. So, now what will we do?
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Re: Evolution: Vomit-sight [BLOB]
« Reply #430 on: September 15, 2010, 10:08:24 pm »

Go forth and feast.
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Re: Evolution: Blob powers, go! [BLOB]
« Reply #431 on: September 16, 2010, 11:12:26 am »

Add a reproductive virus type parasite to the poison in our tentacles, so that if we poison something but don't eat it, small blobs will grow inside the corpse and burst forth with the joy of parent hood.
ahem
ya I;d still like to see this.
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Re: Evolution: Vomit-sight [BLOB]
« Reply #432 on: September 16, 2010, 12:20:58 pm »

Inspect the solid-ish blob at the top of the hill/wave/current/whatever it is.
(Vomit-sight... Appropriate name.)
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Re: Evolution: Vomit-sight [BLOB]
« Reply #433 on: September 16, 2010, 02:54:07 pm »

You head up the hill/wave/current/whatever.



It appears to be some sort of rocky outcropping. A few blobs float around, and the water is a lot warmer, but no much else.

Size: 1, Food: 4/4, Rest: 9/10
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Re: Evolution: Vomit-sight [BLOB]
« Reply #434 on: September 16, 2010, 03:03:27 pm »

climb.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.
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