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Author Topic: Evolution: Jethro is back!?!?! [SPACE]  (Read 124549 times)

FuzzyZergling

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Re: Evolution: Jethro is back! [SPACE]
« Reply #1860 on: November 28, 2010, 05:38:47 pm »

Jus' crusin'
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RAM

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Re: Evolution: Jethro is back! [SPACE]
« Reply #1861 on: November 28, 2010, 06:04:42 pm »

We are on a five year mission to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilisations, to go boldly where no insect-race-with-five-different-genders has gone before!
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I shall be eternally happy. I shall be able to construct elf hunting giant mecha. Which can pour magma.
Urist has been forced to use a friend as fertilizer lately.
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Sheb

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Re: Evolution: Jethro is back! [SPACE]
« Reply #1862 on: November 28, 2010, 06:25:26 pm »

We also seel encyclopaedias. You want one?
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Argonnek

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Re: Evolution: Jethro is back! [SPACE]
« Reply #1863 on: November 28, 2010, 09:53:39 pm »

Ask them to trade map data, and say that it is so we do not accidentally overlap our territories. Our true intentions are to be decided later by the democrabrain, as is standard procedure.

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Re: Evolution: Jethro is back! [SPACE]
« Reply #1864 on: November 28, 2010, 10:00:57 pm »

We are the great god Jethro! Feed us 100 of your puny brains every year at the appointed date, or we will Destroy you!
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I shall be eternally happy. I shall be able to construct elf hunting giant mecha. Which can pour magma.
Urist has been forced to use a friend as fertilizer lately.
Read the First Post!

maxicaxi

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Re: Evolution: Jethro is back! [SPACE]
« Reply #1865 on: November 29, 2010, 07:06:08 am »

Ask them to trade map data, and say that it is so we do not accidentally overlap our territories. Our true intentions are to be decided later by the democrabrain, as is standard procedure.
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I have absolutely no idea what's going on in this fort any more. Migrants arrive, they die for some reason, the fort is flooded for another reason, then dwarves go mad, more dwarves die and I'm just laughing in my distress.
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Re: Evolution: Jethro is back! [SPACE]
« Reply #1866 on: November 29, 2010, 11:51:07 am »

We also seel encyclopaedias. You want one?

Thiiis.
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Re: Evolution: Jethro is back! [SPACE]
« Reply #1867 on: November 29, 2010, 05:13:47 pm »

Ask them to trade map data, and say that it is so we do not accidentally overlap our territories. Our true intentions are to be decided later by the democrabrain hivemind, as is standard procedure.
fix'd, this.
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Clearly, cakes are the next form of human evolution.

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Re: Evolution: Jethro is back! [SPACE]
« Reply #1868 on: November 29, 2010, 10:09:40 pm »

The aliens wonder why you need their map data, seeing as their borders are already touching the other empires. They are, however, interested in buying some of your encyclopedias.
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Argonnek

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Re: Evolution: Jethro is back! [SPACE]
« Reply #1869 on: November 29, 2010, 10:49:28 pm »

Other empires? Do they mean the NOT-BLOBS? Ask them what other empires are in the area.

RAM

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Re: Evolution: Jethro is back! [SPACE]
« Reply #1870 on: November 29, 2010, 10:52:04 pm »

Offer a diplomatic exchange of encyclopaedia salesmen.
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Vote (1) for the Urist scale!
I shall be eternally happy. I shall be able to construct elf hunting giant mecha. Which can pour magma.
Urist has been forced to use a friend as fertilizer lately.
Read the First Post!

breadbocks

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Re: Evolution: Jethro is back! [SPACE]
« Reply #1871 on: November 29, 2010, 10:54:27 pm »

Sell them uncyclopedias instead.
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FuzzyZergling

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Re: Evolution: Jethro is back! [SPACE]
« Reply #1872 on: November 30, 2010, 12:59:44 am »

Sell them uncyclopedias instead.
No, sell them the best encyclopaedias!
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Argonnek

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Re: Evolution: Jethro is back! [SPACE]
« Reply #1873 on: November 30, 2010, 01:21:35 am »

Encyclopedias that contain what information? What are we selling, exactly? Free knowledge of the Primpsk's biology and home? I'd like to know what benefit their space-money is to us as well.

breadbocks

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Re: Evolution: Jethro is back! [SPACE]
« Reply #1874 on: November 30, 2010, 01:37:04 am »

We should sell uncyclopedias because when they see how stupid all the information in it is, they'll decide to teach the "lesser species". A.K.A, us. I want to know what they know.

Also, coin new species "THE BLOBS"
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