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Armok

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Re: Evolution: Close encounters of the fifth kind. [SPACE]
« Reply #1725 on: November 10, 2010, 06:36:00 pm »

What vactor said.
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Re: Evolution: Close encounters of the fifth kind. [SPACE]
« Reply #1727 on: November 10, 2010, 08:25:09 pm »

Just to be clear, they destroyed the greeting vessel?
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Re: Evolution: Close encounters of the fifth kind. [SPACE]
« Reply #1728 on: November 10, 2010, 08:30:58 pm »

Just to be clear, they destroyed the greeting vessel?

Nope. Just took a Primpsk and ran.
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Re: Evolution: Close encounters of the fifth kind. [SPACE]
« Reply #1729 on: November 10, 2010, 08:31:50 pm »

Make the primsk explode into spores.
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Demonic Spoon

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Re: Evolution: Close encounters of the fifth kind. [SPACE]
« Reply #1730 on: November 10, 2010, 11:55:48 pm »

...why can't anyone ever be friendly?  :-\
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Re: Evolution: Close encounters of the fifth kind. [SPACE]
« Reply #1731 on: November 11, 2010, 12:05:17 am »

Friendly?
That's elf talk!

Plus it would be too easy to absorb everything through a guise of peacefulness.
Or something.

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You have no idea how you were born. Whether it's from the primordial ooze, or from some comet crashing onto the earth, or aliens(don't be silly) or god.
primordial ooze, or from some comet crashing onto the earth, or aliens(don't be silly) or god.
some comet crashing onto the earth, or aliens(don't be silly)
or aliens(don't be silly)
or aliens
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Re: Evolution: Close encounters of the fifth kind. [SPACE]
« Reply #1732 on: November 11, 2010, 12:07:09 am »

I think that we should just self destruct the drone, and try contact again.  They haven't taken anything of value from us, we can still try for peace. 
It is important to make sure they won't do it again though.  Make the Primpsk melt into a pool of acid or something like that, that should stop them from taking another.
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So my crundles are staying intact unless they're newly spawned... until they are exposed to anything that isn't at room temperature.  This mostly seems to mean blood, specifically, their own.  Then they go poof very quickly.

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Re: Evolution: Close encounters of the fifth kind. [SPACE]
« Reply #1733 on: November 11, 2010, 12:56:25 am »

Friendly?
That's elf talk!

Plus it would be too easy to absorb everything through a guise of peacefulness.
Or something.

Edit:
You have no idea how you were born. Whether it's from the primordial ooze, or from some comet crashing onto the earth, or aliens(don't be silly) or god.
primordial ooze, or from some comet crashing onto the earth, or aliens(don't be silly) or god.
some comet crashing onto the earth, or aliens(don't be silly)
or aliens(don't be silly)
or aliens

would be interesting if the spheres were our creators BWAHAHAHAA
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Re: Evolution: Close encounters of the fifth kind. [SPACE]
« Reply #1734 on: November 11, 2010, 04:09:45 am »

It seems to me that we can tolerate this for now, and just sit back and see what they want. If they develop a bioagent against primsks it isn't that bad, they shouldn't represent a disasterous proportion of our biomass. Maintaining peaceful contact with a couple of cultures could be handy. Towards that effort, I want our primsk civilisation to dedicate themselves to peaceful philosophical discussions. Turn them into a bunch of groovy pacifist types...


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 Maybe in time, their peacenik ways will rub off on us and we will seek fulfilment via means other than assimilation...
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Re: Evolution: Close encounters of the fifth kind. [SPACE]
« Reply #1735 on: November 11, 2010, 05:35:19 am »

Well, we should act as if that primpsk was important. First of all, so as not to look like heartless bastard, then because it'll mislead them into thinking it IS important.
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Re: Evolution: Close encounters of the fifth kind. [SPACE]
« Reply #1736 on: November 11, 2010, 11:43:03 am »

You tell the Primpsk that was stolen to burst into spores/acid/whatever at an appropiate time, ie to infect some of the aliens. You send the diplomatic probe to chase the alien pod, however, the pod had a bit of a large head start, and it reaches the alien mothership first. A couple of minutes later, the mothership disappears.

A bit pissed that you won't be getting faster than light travel any time soon, you begin to 'develop' the Primpsk civilization more. You think about making the Primpsks peaceful, but decide that making them more pragmatic would be more in line with their cultural ideas. After all, these are the species who mangle their own sexual organs to prevent more brood-mothers from appearing.

Surprisingly, less than a day later, the alien mothership appears again, near the Oot cloud. It releases a pod, then disappears again, far too quickly for you to react. You send one of the Primpsk ships over to investigate. Oddly enough, the Primpsk that they stole was inside the pod. You quickly communicate with the Jethro parts.

Obviously, there was no chance to infect one of the aliens. The entire time they were covered with protective gear, either to prevent infection or because they couldn't breathe the same atmosphere, or perhaps both. The aliens, who you will have to name, planted electrodes on the Primpsk. Next, cards were shown, with pictures of colours or shapes on them. This continued for a long time, with the pictures becoming more complex, and involved actions like eating or running or some other easily reconized action. Clearly, the aliens were trying to use the Primpsk's brainwaves to deciper their language.

And it worked. After five or six hours, a robotic voice spoke with terrible Primpskese. A couple more hours pasted, with the voice becoming clearer and clearer, until the aliens were sastified that they understood Primpskese.

Appearently, they will return after around 3 days, to give the Primpsks time to release what actually happened, in the hopes that they will accept the alien's actions, and allow communication between the two species.

Clearly, that's three days to figure out a trap.
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Re: Evolution: Close encounters of the fifth kind. [SPACE]
« Reply #1737 on: November 11, 2010, 12:06:34 pm »

Umm, sorry, but I thought the plan was to melt the primspk so that they couldn't investigate him? Anyway, prepare a TRAP for our 'FRIENDS'.
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Re: Evolution: Close encounters of the fifth kind. [SPACE]
« Reply #1738 on: November 11, 2010, 12:27:13 pm »

It is time to develop incredible stealth technology.

I have no idea how to do this.
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Re: Evolution: Close encounters of the fifth kind. [SPACE]
« Reply #1739 on: November 11, 2010, 12:30:55 pm »

Umm, by using GRAVITY!(tm)  :o
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