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The Old-Evolution-Mind control fungus!

Counter-Evolution-No mind control fungus!

[Lillipad]

A forum game taught you something hachnslay. I'm afraid we have to kill you now.

[Argonnek]

Engulf the orb thingy and bring it back to Jethro for examination.

[Derekristow]

Engulf the orb thingy and bring it back to Jethro for examination.

Make some sort of a cheap little pod to do this.  We don't want to waste resources if it proves to have defenses.

[USEC_OFFICER]

You spend some resources to create a ship full of infected Primpsks, and you send it over to JOSHUA. Hopefully, that should confuse it.

SHIPS:
Name: Jethro's Mind Probe.
Propulsion: Elevator: ACCELERATION: 1-5 light seconds/day
Extras: Cold fusion or fission
          Armour
          Creature Torpedo Launchers (Staffed with WOLFTOPI)
          Solar Collection Array.
          Flamberge for ground assaults.
          45 Biomass

Name: None.
Propulsion: Elevator: ACCELERATION: 1-5 light seconds/day
Extras: Filled with Primpsks

Spoiler: SHIP DESIGNS (click to show/hide)

Name: Jethro's Mind Probe.
Propulsion: Elevator: ACCELERATION: 1-5 light seconds/day
Extras: Cold fusion or fission
          Armour
          Creature Torpedo Launchers (Staffed with WOLFTOPI)
          Solar Collection Array.
          Flamberge for ground assaults.
COSTS: 500 Biomass, 150 Heavy Minerals, 800 Energy

Name: Prospector Drone.
Propulsion: Chemical: ACCELERATION: Enough.
Extras: Best sensors we have.
          Drill
          Solar Collection Array.
Description: Can be sent to airless bodies to search for valuable minerals and establish a forward base.  Single use.
COSTS: 50 Biomass, 10 Heavy Minerals, 65 Energy

Colony Vehicle:
Propulsion: Conventional: Elevator: ACCELERATION: 1-5 light seconds/day
Extras: Heavily armoured.
Description: A gigantic, heavily armored schoolbus equiped to survive in both in atmosphere-less environments, as well as more life-friendly ones.
100 Biomass, 20 Heavy Minerals, 150 Energy.

Name: Generic ship
Propulsion: Elevator: ACCELERATION: 1-5 light seconds/day
Extras: Filled with Primpsks.
100 biomass, 5 Heavy Minerals, 115 Energy

Spoiler: SOLAR SYSTEM (click to show/hide)

CALEB: 1.4 Light minutes (lm) from the Caanan.
HOT
TIDALLY LAND-LOCKED
ROCKY
SMALL

JETHRO: 8.1 lm
NICE
HABITABLE BY LIFE
ROCKY
MEDIUM
HAS ONE MOON

CONNECTED TO MOSES BY TRACK.

100% COVERAGE BY JETHRO

PRODUCES: 100 biomass
                 60 heavy minerals
                 200 energy
STORAGE: 0 biomass
               0 heavy minerals
               0 energy
               Space Station frame: %18 done.

BIGGLES (JETHRO'S MOON):
COLD
UNINHABITABLE BY LIFE
ROCKY
SMALL

MOSES: 9.6 lm
COLD
UNINHABITABLE BY LIFE
ROCKY
MEDIUM
HAS FIVE MOONS

CONNECTED TO JETHRO BY TRACK.
CONNECTED TO HEPHAESTUS BY TRACK.

0.005% COVERAGE BY JETHRO

PRODUCES: 5 biomass
                2 heavy minerals
                10 energy
STORAGE: 5 biomass
               2 heavy minerals
               10 energy

ASTEROID BELT #1: 38 lm
VERY COLD
UNINHABITABLE BY LIFE
ROCKY

0.001% COVERAGE BY JETHRO

PRODUCES: 1 biomass
                1 energy

STORAGE: 2 biomass
               2 energy

HEPHAESTUS: 50 lm
VERY COLD
UNINHABITABLE BY LIFE
GASSY
LARGE
HAS EIGHT MOONS
     ONE COULD HOLD AN ATMOSPHERE
     CONNECTED TO HEPHAESTUS BY TRACK.

CONNECTED TO MOSES BY TRACK.


JOSHUA: 72 lm
VERY COLD
UNINHABITABLE BY LIFE
GASSY
VERY LARGE
HAS SIXTEEN MOONS

CONNECTED TO HEPHAESTUS BY TRACK.

[FuzzyZergling]

Siphon atmosphere onto Hephaestus' moon.

I propose naming the moon Jesse, or Job.
Any other suggestions?

[Lillipad]

Billy Jim.

[Blackdutchie]

Jamesworth Nincompton the third!

[breadbocks]

Siphon atmosphere onto Hephaestus' moon.

I propose naming the moon Jesse, or Job.
Any other suggestions?

This. Name it Job.

Name new ship "Cactus".

[USEC_OFFICER]

Siphon atmosphere onto Hephaestus' moon.

Turns out that we are doing that already.

[Lillipad]

Make the horses we obviously obtained from devouring the world have horns, giant bird wings, and the fire-spitting gene. Call them Charlie. Unleash Charlie on the beeping sphere.

[Furtuka]

wAIT WE STILL HAQRDLY KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE SPHERE OR IT'S MASTERS

[Lillipad]

We will once we eat it.

[FuzzyZergling]

Go with the "trick them into thinking we're Primpsks" plan.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Go with the "trick them into thinking we're Primpsks" plan.

How? As far as I can tell, the plan is:
1. Ship full of Primpsks
2. 
3. PROFIT!

[Derekristow]

How? As far as I can tell, the plan is:
1. Ship full of relateable fleshbags
2. 
3. PROFIT!

That's what I've got.  Not quite sure what to do with the thing if we can't communicate with it.