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Author Topic: This is going to be... I dunno.  (Read 3213 times)

Akigagak

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This is going to be... I dunno.
« on: September 08, 2010, 10:57:50 am »



Your name is <dunno>.
You are a <dunno>.
You are <dunno> years old.
You are in a tiny room. The bed you got out of is on your left and just behind you. A desk is to the left and front of you. A large wardrobe is on the right.

You have AMNESIA.

Go.
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But then, life was also easier when I was running around here pretending to be a man, so I guess I should just "man up" and get back to work.
This is mz poetrz, it is mz puyyle.

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Re: This is going to be... I dunno.
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2010, 11:01:06 am »

Your name is Sid.
You are a mystical martial artist of physics-defiance.
You are 16 years old.
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Akigagak

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Re: This is going to be... I dunno.
« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2010, 11:04:43 am »

A voice in your head says these things. You dunno where it comes from, but you decide to takes it words as true.
Experimentally, you try a back-flip-kick. It is very physics-defying.
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But then, life was also easier when I was running around here pretending to be a man, so I guess I should just "man up" and get back to work.
This is mz poetrz, it is mz puyyle.

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Re: This is going to be... I dunno.
« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2010, 11:22:46 am »

walk on roof
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I have absolutely no idea what's going on in this fort any more. Migrants arrive, they die for some reason, the fort is flooded for another reason, then dwarves go mad, more dwarves die and I'm just laughing in my distress.
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Akigagak

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Re: This is going to be... I dunno.
« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2010, 11:36:21 am »



You are walking on the ceiling. The blood is not rushing to your head, for you are PHYSICS-DEFYING.
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But then, life was also easier when I was running around here pretending to be a man, so I guess I should just "man up" and get back to work.
This is mz poetrz, it is mz puyyle.

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Re: This is going to be... I dunno.
« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2010, 11:45:56 am »

Punch through the wall, then grab the nothing on the other side and pull yourself through, all this without harming the wall.
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Akigagak

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Re: This is going to be... I dunno.
« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2010, 12:04:00 pm »



You are in the Nothing. There is little here. The wall you came through is rippling right behind you, but is slowly shrinking.
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But then, life was also easier when I was running around here pretending to be a man, so I guess I should just "man up" and get back to work.
This is mz poetrz, it is mz puyyle.

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« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2010, 12:09:50 pm »

> Keep walking.  Find the hidden Something amongst the Nothing.
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Re: This is going to be... I dunno.
« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2010, 12:17:08 pm »

There is nothing hidden in the Nothing, for there is nothing for anything to be hidden behind. There is only you, and the wa-- Shit.

There is only you in the Nothing. Thousands of whispers can be heard, louder in places as you drift. But you see nobody.
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But then, life was also easier when I was running around here pretending to be a man, so I guess I should just "man up" and get back to work.
This is mz poetrz, it is mz puyyle.

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« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2010, 12:26:51 pm »

Keep walking.  Find yourself.
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Re: This is going to be... I dunno.
« Reply #10 on: September 08, 2010, 12:35:27 pm »



You succeed in finding yourself.

However, it seems you also found yourself finding yourself.
However, it seems you also found yourself finding yourself finding yourself.
However, it seems you also found yourself finding yourself finding yourself finding yourself.

However, it seems you also found yourself finding yourself finding yourself finding yourself finding yourself.

However, it seems you also found yourself finding yourself finding yourself finding yourself finding yourself finding yourself.

However, it seems you also found yourself finding yourself finding yourself finding yourself finding yourself finding yourself finding yourself.
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But then, life was also easier when I was running around here pretending to be a man, so I guess I should just "man up" and get back to work.
This is mz poetrz, it is mz puyyle.

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Re: This is going to be... I dunno.
« Reply #11 on: September 08, 2010, 12:39:48 pm »

Time for an infinite perfectly choreographed dance that would rip a portal to some pocket of somethingness.
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Akhier the Dragon hearted

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Re: This is going to be a paradox!
« Reply #12 on: September 08, 2010, 01:07:22 pm »

Stop, Hammer time!
« Last Edit: September 08, 2010, 01:11:43 pm by Akhier the Dragon hearted »
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Re: This is going to be... I dunno.
« Reply #13 on: September 08, 2010, 01:14:52 pm »

The combined funk of ∞ Sids is so great it tears a hole in Nothing. In a flash and a bang, you appear, floating and upside-down. A very large crowd is in front of you, all of them copy-paseted pallette-swaps wearing the same t-shit and with similar hairstyles. They stand in stunned silence, holding banners that say "STOP" and "HAMMERTIME."

You are hovering above a terminator-style, perfectly spherical, crater. Though of course you don't remember ever seeing that movie, or indeed what a movie is.

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But then, life was also easier when I was running around here pretending to be a man, so I guess I should just "man up" and get back to work.
This is mz poetrz, it is mz puyyle.

Akhier the Dragon hearted

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Re: This is going to be... I dunno.
« Reply #14 on: September 08, 2010, 01:18:57 pm »

Each appears to have some part of your memory. Maybe if you kill them all you will have your memory back.
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Join us. The crazy is at a perfect temperature today.
So it seems I accidentally put my canteen in my wheelbarrow and didn't notice... and then I got really thirsty... so right before going to sleep I go to take a swig from my canteen and... end up snorting a line of low-grade meth.
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