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[Rose]

40 days, 21 hours and 24 minutes.

meh.

[JoshuaFH]

One of these threads always seem to pop up every now and then, I wonder why?

Apparently I can be the elephant in the room with 159d 7h 18m, the second highest in the whole forum, only behind Jifodus, a machine that never logs off.

If you want to save alot of time though, just look at the forum stats:

http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?action=stats

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Jifodus's posts suggest he is more than a bot. As in, a real person. Who never closes the window for Bay 12. And never logs off. Or turns off his computer. And spends months without posting. *Steps away slowly*

[Hugehead]

17 days, 3 hours and 2 minutes. Not too shaby considering I almost never close it or log off.

[de5me7]

are these like death clocks?

[JoshuaFH]

are these like death clocks?

No, when we all die, this is how long we'll need to spend in purgatory, with a computer being the retarded online trolls you see strewn all across the internet.

[Creamcorn]

Jifodus's posts suggest he is more than a bot. As in, a real person. Who never closes the window for Bay 12. And never logs off. Or turns off his computer. And spends months without posting. *Steps away slowly*

Believe it or not, Jifodus is actually the Bay12 forum being run in a human mind. It was updated into Jifodus' brain around the time he created his account and the only reason the forum is ever down is because; Jifodus' network frame is being updated by Toady_One in his James Whale-esque castle.

edit: 34 days, 9 hours and 6 minutes.

[Retro]

Jifodus has the highest time online because he is always watching you. Even right now.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

STILL WATCHING

[Acanthus117]

34 days, 23 hours and 43 mins.

[Phantom]

83 days, 16 hours, and, what the, 0 minutes!?

[Benevolence]

15 days, 16 hours, 17 minutes.

Hurray for waiting for that minute.

[JoshuaFH]

For anyone that gives Time Online any sort of weight: I wish I could jam an electric screwdriver into the internet and turn people's time backwards just to irritate them.

Then send them into negative time just to mess with their heads.

[iceball3]

8 days, 5 hours, and 29 minutes.
Total posts: 687
Posts per day: 8.588
I blame my high post concentation and the danged Wii. It has a wierd thing with cookies.

[Creamcorn]

For anyone that gives Time Online any sort of weight: I wish I could jam an electric screwdriver into the internet and turn people's time backwards just to irritate them.

Then send them into negative time just to mess with their heads.

What about post count?

[Diablous]

58 days, 7 hours and 23 minutes.