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Author Topic: Rogaine Foam + Face = Beard?  (Read 3913 times)

atomicwinter

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Rogaine Foam + Face = Beard?
« on: September 07, 2010, 01:04:09 pm »

Anyone think that would work  :-\
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Re: Rogaine Foam + Face = Beard?
« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2010, 01:13:54 pm »

Suffering from a patchy beard?
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Re: Rogaine Foam + Face = Beard?
« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2010, 01:53:48 pm »

Or maybe no beard at all
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Re: Rogaine Foam + Face = Beard?
« Reply #3 on: September 07, 2010, 02:05:14 pm »

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« Last Edit: May 04, 2015, 11:09:24 pm by Bauglir »
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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

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Re: Rogaine Foam + Face = Beard?
« Reply #4 on: September 07, 2010, 02:25:38 pm »

You could shave facial hair of any length with spinning lawnmower blades, you would just have to be really careful.
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Re: Rogaine Foam + Face = Beard?
« Reply #5 on: September 07, 2010, 02:32:15 pm »

Real manliness comes from growing a beard by the sheer force of will. If you have enough willpower, even your beard will grow beards.

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Re: Rogaine Foam + Face = Beard?
« Reply #6 on: September 07, 2010, 03:26:53 pm »

Proper manliness demands not shaving, and growing so magnificent a display of facial hair as to justify that can take some enhancement.
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Re: Rogaine Foam + Face = Beard?
« Reply #7 on: September 07, 2010, 04:54:46 pm »

Proper manliness involves looking like you have no sense of personal grooming, until it looks like you've transcended personal grooming.
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Re: Rogaine Foam + Face = Beard?
« Reply #8 on: September 07, 2010, 05:08:29 pm »

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« Last Edit: May 04, 2015, 11:12:45 pm by Bauglir »
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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

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Re: Rogaine Foam + Face = Beard?
« Reply #9 on: September 07, 2010, 10:53:36 pm »

Of course, the alternative is to tie the axe into your absurdly long beard and used it as a sort of impossibly manly flail.
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Re: Rogaine Foam + Face = Beard?
« Reply #10 on: September 08, 2010, 09:56:44 am »

It's not a beard, but this whole thread has me thinking of this.

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Re: Rogaine Foam + Face = Beard?
« Reply #11 on: September 08, 2010, 03:08:32 pm »

why do we get films about lame superheros such as superman and spider man when theres the tick?
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