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Author Topic: Hellgate - Colonising the Underworld (Community)  (Read 7411 times)

Dariush

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Re: Hellgate - Colonising the Underworld (Community)
« Reply #15 on: September 07, 2010, 01:13:28 pm »

So, today I learned that I came too late and expedition set out just a few hours ago. You can imagine my disappointment... At least a few months later I'll get a second chance!

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« Reply #16 on: September 07, 2010, 03:09:33 pm »

Can I be dorfed? Can I be a dorf called Urist that is kind of insane? Since he will be a migrant, I didnt put the proffesion.
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« Reply #17 on: September 07, 2010, 07:18:48 pm »

Your use of "[DATA REDACTED]" reminded me of the SCP list, so I'd like a dwarf named "Dr. Gears" who is a mad doctor (All medical professions), an animal dissector and a mechanic.

This should turn out fun.
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« Reply #18 on: September 08, 2010, 01:15:52 am »

So I guess you got a forest? I could claim an axedwarf/woodcutter... oh wait, there's only immigrants. In that case, make an useless dwarf an axedwarf/woodcutter.
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« Reply #19 on: September 08, 2010, 05:30:24 am »

4th Moonstone, 32

Dear Diary,

There is an old saying which applies here; "There's no labour like slave labour."  Granted, slavery is illegal so like so many of my predecessors in settling I've gone to the prison for 'volunteers'.  In particular, there is an inmate with a very specialised skill set that could be of use, given how deep we're planning to dig.




The cell door swung open with a heavy groan of protesting steel.  Aramco looked up from his knitwork at the dwarf who entered and sniffed disapprovingly.

"Military stance, heavy build, don't quite look aimless enough to be a guard," he mumbled.  "They finally decided to go ahead with the execution?"

"Ah, pardon?" Derm asked.

"You're the new Hammerer, right?" said Aramco.

"Sorry to disappoint you," chuckled Derm, "but you're not dying today.  Aramco Sandalpage?"

"Who's asking?" said Aramco, returning to his knitting.

"Captain Derm Dwellingwheel.  If you don't mind, what are you in for anyway?"

Aramco shrugged.  "Mandate."

"Ah.  Pitfall of a thousand dwarves.  Didn't complete the full order?"  Aramco shook his head.

"Oh no, I did.  Only the one axe, adamantine of course.  Brought it to the Baron, he said it wasn't sharp enough.  I took the liberty to intimately familiarise him with the edge and here I am."

"Fair enough.  I understand you were at Bladewets before it all went to hell.  Hell, in fact, is rather the issue here."

Aramco's knitting needles paused.  Then he began knitting again, slowly enough that Derm could hear each individual click.  Click.  Click.  Click.

"They're trying it again, aren't they?" Aramco said eventually.  "Digging down for the adamantine."

"Rather worse than that," said Derm, holding out the map.  Aramco took it and glanced it over.

"Ocean, Forest, Desert.  Yeah, I've heard about them.  Forest's your best bet if you ever plan on seeing other dwarves again.  And yes."

"Yes what?"

"Yes, I will come with you.  That was what you were after, wasn't it?"

"Thought you'd have had enough of all that, Aramco."

"Really?"  Aramco looked up and smirked.  "So why are you going, soldier-boy?"

Derm frowned and averted his gaze.  "I've been commanded to by the king."

"Bollocks.  I won't doubt the command, but the reason?  You're a soldier, and we haven't had a scap in thirty years.  You want to go for the same reason I do.  The thrill."  Aramco's smirk spread into an open-mouthed grin.  "I mean, I've seen thrill enough to last a lifetime, but damn if it doesn't a pull, eh?  We both want it.  We want to live, to face more than your drab life of guard duty, or my drab existence in this cell." 

Aramco watched Derm, waiting for a response.  One was not forthcoming.

"So come on," he said.  "Sign my release, my custody, whatever.  Get me out of here and I'll help you dig down to Hell itself."

Derm faltered for a moment, then drew some papers and a pencil from his jacket.  He handed them to the inmate, who snatched them hungrily.

"Sign here."
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« Reply #20 on: September 08, 2010, 03:56:38 pm »

YEAH! I KILLED A BARON! Wait... why am I knitting?
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« Reply #21 on: September 08, 2010, 04:03:40 pm »

It's not like you have anything better to do in prison.
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« Reply #22 on: September 08, 2010, 04:24:10 pm »

It's not like you have anything better to do in prison.

Speaking of prison, reading about my guy in prison and how awesome he is exiting. I've already read it 5 times.
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« Reply #23 on: September 08, 2010, 10:25:05 pm »

Alright, this looks awesome, sign me up.

If you get a migrant brewer/cook, then i'll take him.

Name: Svarte

Personality: He is always trying to impress people and tells extremely far-fetched stories. He boasts about being the finest cook in the land and claims to have even cooked for the royal family. Conversations with him usually end up being about him and his cooking.
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Re: Hellgate - Colonising the Underworld (Community)
« Reply #24 on: September 08, 2010, 10:52:48 pm »

I'll take a migrant. A smith named Selp. His mission is to mine slade, the metal of the underworld. His mission is this, his goal is this, and he is driven by its luster.

 Some say its a strange mood that never stopped, and those near him can hear him in the distance, yelling "I need slade!"

Shady guy, that is until he reaches slade.

All smithing activated, wood burning and other smith things. Also a miner if slade is available.
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Re: Hellgate - Colonising the Underworld (Community)
« Reply #25 on: September 08, 2010, 11:40:48 pm »

Hi,
Where can i find the gloves that Shaun white and Louie Vito are wearing?I really want a pair of the gloves that have the American flags on the palms. anyone know where i can find them?

Ask General Discussion.
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« Reply #26 on: September 09, 2010, 10:30:02 am »

Ancalagon Guiscard was the latest name on a list that Derm was working through.  The list was full of the names of armourers, needed not only to maintain the cover of a 'weaponsmithy' outpost but also to prepare real weapons for the ultimate battles ahead.  So far, every name on the list had been insane, indisposed, insufferable or simply not inclined to leave their current post.  Derm found Guiscard in a small private smithy, working for wages.

"Well, he's in here," said the head smith, a portly dwarf with an overly braided beard, "but good luck getting anything out of him is all I say."  The smith gestured into a corner room where a middle-aged dwarf with neat hair sat drawing a file back and forth along the edge of an unfinished sword blade.  The dwarf continued to grind in silence as Derm approached.

"Hello there!" said Derm cheerfully.  "Are you Ancalagon Guiscard?"

No response.  Guiscard continued to file the blade's edge in silence.

"Uh, okay.  Maybe I have the wrong room?"

Guiscard shook his head, persisting with his work.

"Oh, right.  So you are Guiscard?"

Guiscard nodded.  Grinding went on, but he did turn the blade around for a different angle.  Derm coughed and shifted his footing.  No response, so he went on.

"Well, I'm Captain Derm Dwellingwheel and I'm here to make you a job offer.  The king has ordered me to establish a weaponsmithy outpost a long way from here, and obviously I need a good weaponsmith.  Well, you're my dwarf, Ancalagon.  What do you say?"

Guiscard said nothing.  Derm frowned.

"Not at all interested?  You'd get your own smithy."

Guiscard kept grinding the sword edge.

"Hey, if it sweetens the deal, you might get to work with adamantine."

Still no response.  Derm sighed.

"Alright, I've said my piece.  Fine sword you have there."

Guiscard sniffed.  "s'Not," he said softly.  "Needs hard'ning."

"Oh."  Derm looked down at his feet, then turned to leave.

"Where?" said Guiscard, without looking up from the blade.  Derm turned back.

"It's a forest to the south-east, about a month's solid travel.  We'll be leaving by caravan wagon on the first of Obsidian.  So are you interested or not?"

Guiscard nodded.  Derm bit his lip.

"Wait, did that mean you were interested or you were not interested?"

Guidcard nodded.  Derm screwed up his forehead in frustration.

"Aargh.  Okay, do you want to come along?"

Guiscard nodded.  Derm sighed with relief.

"Excellent.  Shake on it?"

Guiscard made no movement, except to grind the blade.



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He's knitting because he has Weaving as a skill, of course!  Also, that has to be one of the most obscure off-topic posts I've ever seen.
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Re: Hellgate - Colonising the Underworld (Community)
« Reply #27 on: September 09, 2010, 02:27:51 pm »

It's not that off topic... Oh, that one. Yes, it is quite off topic.  Also, we do have quite a few blacksmiths, don't we? Ah, well, someone needs to smelt all that adamantine.
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« Reply #28 on: September 09, 2010, 07:07:36 pm »

There will likely be plenty of labor, seeing as furnace operating and strand extracting are one step above hauling duties.
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Re: Hellgate - Colonising the Underworld (Community)
« Reply #29 on: September 09, 2010, 09:35:32 pm »

if it isnt too late i would like to vote for forest.
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