Captain Derm entered High Priest Urist's chambers, giving a perfunctory bow to the dwarf himself.
"Please, sit," said Urist. Derm sat.
"Could you tell me what date it is, Captain?" Urist asked.
"22nd Timber, your holiness," said Derm instantly.
"Of the thirty-second year of Our World. Think about that, Captain. Nearly thirty-three years, and what do our people have to show for it? A hole in the ground."
Derm frowned slightly, his bushy whiskers bristling with disapproval.
"Holiness," he said, "I would not call the Mountainhome a 'hole in the ground'. It is a testament to dwarven ingenuity and engineering."
"Of course," said the priest, waving his hand, "but look at the rest of the world. Only here, in this range of mountains, do dwarves thrives. Our fellows were slain within months of the Reckoning and the rest of the world became home to heathen, impure races. It seems at times there is nowhere left to go that is not swarming with Elves or Trolls. Yet there is a whole world we have dared not conquer, that would give us near-limitless power over the surface!"
"There is, holiness?" Derm asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Of course," said Urist, who adopted a somewhat bitter grin. "There is the Underworld."
"By the Gods!" Derm exclaimed, standing with a start. "Have you gone mad!?"
"Not at all, Captain. Rather, I have found sanity. More sanity than scrabbling for grubs of land on the surface when there is a whole world untouched below!"
"Not untouched, holiness. You above all should know what horrors lie beneath. The horrors that no man or dwarf has ever beaten."
Urist snorted. "I do not put stock in such beliefs - the demons will die like any other against the steel of the blade and dwarf that wields it. And I am not the only one to think so. The King agrees."
Derm's face fell. "The King has given sanction to this madness?"
"He has. And more than sanction. The King believes that this holds the best hope our people have for victory. He has given me the authority to command you to this task, on pain of imprisonment-"
"I'd rather live in a cell than die on this fool's errand!" Derm shouted.
"-or death."
Derm stewed for a few moments. He sat back down.
"So what are my orders, holiness?" he spat.
"Simple. You are to gather an initial expeditionary team and head to one of three sites. There you will establish a temporary base until additional forces arrive, at which point you will then dig downward, colonising each successive layer of the Underworld until you reach the seas of fire that guard against the plague that is the demons."
"And then?"
"Then you will pierce those seas and bring order to the chaos of Hell."
"This is insane," Derm repeated.
"Perhaps, but you have no choice. As for the locations, take a look at this map." Urist slid a scroll onto his desk and unfurled it. The scroll depicted a more-or-less complete map of the world.
"The first location is in a desert - an almost barren wasteland. There are a handful of spindly things you could call trees if you were desperate, but that's it. The good news is that a river runs through it, so you shan't want for power."
"That's not so bad," said Derm with a shrug. "Can always work farms underground."
"The second has all the luxuries you could want - plenty of vegetation, high rainfall. There are only two drawbacks. One is lack of running water, so you'll need to set up windmills."
"Not a problem. What's the second?"
"Hordes of the living dead."
"What?!" Derm's eyes nearly popped out with shock.
"These locations were picked for their likelihood to lead to easy access to Hell. Of course there are going to be a few drawbacks."
"Right, right. And the third?"
"Just off the coast of the nortnern tundra."
"Cold, then. Is it an island?"
"No."
"But you just said-"
"I said it was off the coast. I didn't say it was an island."
"Hold on a minute, you don't mean that-"
"The ocean freezes almost solid there for half a year. You'll have just enough time to dig down to the ocean floor, but if you want any sort of trade - and you will - you'll need to build a working pier. The downside is that enemies can get in that way as well, so make sure it's defended. Oh, and there's no vegetation or trees. But we do think this one has the best chance of getting a clean 'in' to the Underworld."
"And those are all my options?"
"Those are all your options. We can only afford a thousand 'rists for your expenses, too, so I suggest you economise on what you think you'll need. And that's it. May all the gods be with you, Derm! You'll need it."
Derm waited for more, but it soon became apparent from Urist's amiable smile that more was not forthcoming. Briefly considering a few choice parting swear words, Derm stood up, gave a very stiff bow and left.
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Three embark sites to choose from - Barren Wasteland, Nightmare Forest, Middle of the Ocean!