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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1760772 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16890 on: June 01, 2024, 04:56:00 am »
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My professor handled the phrase "confusion boners turning into murder boners" a lot better than I thought she would.
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They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I told them I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16891 on: June 01, 2024, 10:53:49 pm »
Quote from: Great Order on June 01, 2024, 10:45:31 pm
They don't actually need to be functional, all I need is something that looks like actual floppies.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on May 25, 2013, 11:59:58 pm
Look, we need to raise a psychopath who will murder God, we have no time to be spending on cooking.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16892 on: June 13, 2024, 09:46:05 am »
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I don't mean to speak badly about him but... he's observably stupid.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16893 on: June 13, 2024, 11:14:06 am »
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I may have wasted all those years
They're not worth their time in tears
I may have spent too long in darkness
In the warmth of my fears

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16894 on: July 07, 2024, 10:51:08 pm »
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No!  Finish the line!  SAY IT
*cohost barely manages to whisper out the bit through her laughing fit*
Good.  Okay.
*deadpanly repeating for the audience while their cohost gives in to the giggle fit*
Martin Luther King is going to nail that shark to a door.
There'll be a general strike in a week.

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« Last Edit: July 07, 2024, 10:54:45 pm by Rolan7 »
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This one didn't want to be who they was. On the Surface – it was a dull, unconsidered sadness. But everything changed. Which implied everything could change.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16895 on: July 08, 2024, 06:26:54 am »
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Can you please stop saying "grandma" and "nut" in the same sentence?
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I may have spent too long in darkness
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16896 on: July 08, 2024, 12:06:22 pm »
Quote from: Great Order on July 08, 2024, 06:26:54 am
Quote from: Legends of Avantris
Can you please stop saying "grandma" and "nut" in the same sentence?

''TORBEK'S GONNA LEGUUUMMEEEEE!!!!''
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16897 on: July 10, 2024, 06:50:08 am »
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Orion's belt is a big waist of space.

Terrible joke. Only three stars.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16898 on: July 10, 2024, 03:09:23 pm »
Quote from: McTraveller on July 10, 2024, 06:50:08 am
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Orion's belt is a big waist of space.

Terrible joke. Only three stars.

But the galaxy is on Orion's belt!
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They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I told them I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard.
Quote from: Vector on March 17, 2011, 11:50:36 pm
... Yes, the hugs are for everyone.  No stabbing, though.  Just hugs.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16899 on: July 29, 2024, 02:49:05 pm »
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Not every gay robot is attracted to every other gay robot!

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16900 on: August 05, 2024, 09:58:05 am »
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But Americans are now in agreement that a galaxy far, far away is exotic enough to require the taco treatment.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16901 on: August 07, 2024, 02:15:04 pm »
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Almost Pizza has a better plot in 1 minute and 30 seconds than most movies today.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16902 on: August 08, 2024, 11:04:51 am »
Quote from: Il Palazzo on August 06, 2024, 05:38:39 am
we're all doomed to being irredeemably masturbatory forever
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Quote from: Egan_BW on October 02, 2024, 02:31:10 pm
The helicopter is rent apart by the collision, its steel unable to resist its inevitable reunion with the ground, and the meat within is smashed by the crumpling cockpit beyond any practical hope of recovery. What comes up, must come down again. Ore and ape, returned to mother planet's embrace.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16903 on: August 15, 2024, 01:16:35 pm »
Quote from: William Shatner
Amino acids are apparently important, and, well, they are in meat.

EDIT, another from an actor in the same franchise but a completely unrelated quote:

Quote from: Jonathan Frakes
Have you ever... walked out of a mall?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16904 on: October 19, 2024, 05:46:05 pm »
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You see they're out there transvestigating Master Chief now?
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I may have wasted all those years
They're not worth their time in tears
I may have spent too long in darkness
In the warmth of my fears
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