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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1760771 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16875 on: February 10, 2024, 03:32:00 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16876 on: February 22, 2024, 10:25:46 pm »
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Other speakers at the conservative conference this week include Nigel Farage, the president of Argentina, and Mr Trump himself on Saturday.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16877 on: March 07, 2024, 09:17:59 am »
I wonder who in Argentina would've voted him in ???
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16878 on: March 24, 2024, 03:01:51 am »
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Quote from: Glass on March 31, 2018, 03:09:12 pm
Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16879 on: March 28, 2024, 01:22:19 pm »
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...for the Shadow of the Spider shall be the law.


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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16880 on: March 29, 2024, 08:20:42 am »
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Right now I'm doing the bidding of the flesh-kraken.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16881 on: March 30, 2024, 08:07:19 am »
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essentials that intercourse continues, irrespective of the means it employs.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16882 on: March 31, 2024, 05:52:16 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16883 on: April 02, 2024, 06:11:20 pm »
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Naturally, we'd like to make life miserable for everybody, randomly, but that'll take some doing.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16884 on: April 06, 2024, 05:16:03 pm »
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At some point, white people were invented
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Quote from: Glass on March 31, 2018, 03:09:12 pm
Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16885 on: April 06, 2024, 06:46:10 pm »
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At some point, white people were invented
Ah, yes, invented by the black scientist Yakub on the island of Patmos. 
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16886 on: April 28, 2024, 03:10:07 pm »
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There are lots of reasons for wanting a lava moat around your house.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16887 on: May 03, 2024, 11:41:17 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16888 on: May 04, 2024, 10:28:56 am »
Im pretty sure its the cool new way of saying 'lose'  But you know I just like to imagine all the kiddos say it ironically, or in this case unironically.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16889 on: May 15, 2024, 06:44:47 am »
Yeh, nobody can spell "lose". Same goes for "definitely" and "rogue". It's a known fenominnon.

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