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[martinuzz]

'Katjang Putin'

Dead Russian in sateh sauce

EDIT: this might sound terrible.
But little history lesson. When the Netherlands was occupied by the nazis, the resistance tended to kill Germans.
However, when the Germans found a dead German, they would retaliate by killing a random village including children.
So pretty quickly, the Dutch resistance got into the habit of feeding dead Germans to the pigs. They leave nothing but a few teeth, hardly any evidence.
Missing Germans without a corpse were booked by the SS as 'deserters', so win-win.

Then came the hunger winter of '44-'45. All pigs were slaughtered and eaten.
But we still had to get rid of dead German corpses. They were made into soup. We called it 'Schweinefleisch'. German corpses saved a lot of lives from starvation, and just as many from random execution.

I heard they tasted like shit though.

So yeah... If you're German, and your grandparents or great grandparents got missing in the war when sent to the Netherlands.. We probably ate them.

[King Zultan]

That's a pretty metal story, and Nazis tasting like shit is exactly what I'd think they would taste like.

But why post it in the out of context thread?

[Bumber]

But why post it in the out of context thread?

[brewer bob]

John Lennon was killed by an enraged giant grizzly bear

[Enemy post]

I didn't start out photographing hundreds or thousands of nude people.

[Bumber]

"It's turkey day, and you're being served centipede baloney."

"I believe the weenies sold over at 21st St. Market contain a bit of moose feces and a hint of revenge."
"The hamster garden has 72 unmentionable carcasses."
"You got the same haircut as as fetus!"
"The potato dutchess just sobs in her robe."
"I hear Tom's been living in his older friend's Corolla. How disappointing."
"I mean you can have the heroine, I want the pizza!"
"Where are all the destitute billionaires?!"
"I don't want this brown in my crack!"
"You're not wooden. So I will not forage you for wood then."
"I excrete something wonderful. I bleed suspense and lunch meat."
"This finger gets hot in front of a real stinky Pete! And you're in the finger zone!"

[Rolan7]

At this point if I was a dilf I would propose to you

[McTraveller]

BAN PRE-SHREDDED CHEESE

MAKE AMERICA GRATE AGAIN

[Bumber]

So your dwarven wine work order produces river spirits and your rope reed thread work order produces cancel spam.

[heydude6]

For some reason I read "cancel spam" as "camel sperm". Don't know what's wrong with my brain.

[Magmacube_tr]

For some reason I read "cancel spam" as "camel sperm". Don't know what's wrong with my brain.

Sigg'd.

[King Zultan]

For some reason I read "cancel spam" as "camel sperm". Don't know what's wrong with my brain.

Guess my brain is messed up the same way because that's also what I read it as when I first looked at it.

[EuchreJack]

Somewhere to put my Big Fucking Turd 2000

[KittyTac]

this is disconcerting, the warmest coat I have is the artifact one whose on-use power is to induce an orgasm

[Rolan7]

Um anyway... go to hell, all of you.  Go to hell.
I love you.  Go with Christ.
To hell.

https://youtu.be/5D9wxg9XXvE?t=3758