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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1760887 times)

Rolan7

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16815 on: January 27, 2023, 06:37:24 pm »
Quote from: crazyabe on January 27, 2023, 06:22:30 pm
which is *exactly* the sort of thing that someone who was Chaotic Neutral would say.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16816 on: February 03, 2023, 10:52:41 am »
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16817 on: February 03, 2023, 05:17:50 pm »
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… there’s no doubt that penis again is interested…

Even in context it’s funny: subtitles for Tour de France commentary.

Other notable mentions:

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growing a vagin… groaning Pagan… growing aegon… growing a vague one
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Look, we need to raise a psychopath who will murder God, we have no time to be spending on cooking.

If you struggle with your mental health, please seek help.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16818 on: February 05, 2023, 03:45:25 pm »
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We don't know why humankind was at war with the cows, and tragically, we never will.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16819 on: February 07, 2023, 01:23:44 am »
Quote from: Michael Collins
I'd like to enter [Buzz] Aldrin in the oatmeal-eating contest next time.

Context starts at 02 05 55 03.  Buzz was apparently a big eater.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16820 on: February 08, 2023, 10:35:57 am »
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Me: Thank you for your help, despite our communicative difficulties.
My lecturer:I don't understand
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Quote from: Haspen on March 26, 2018, 10:53:06 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16821 on: February 10, 2023, 12:17:15 pm »
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Does "tastes like chicken" taste like chicken?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16822 on: February 11, 2023, 11:16:13 pm »
Quote from: nenjin on February 11, 2023, 09:17:02 pm
I helped demo a couple walls in a friend's house
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16823 on: February 27, 2023, 10:39:58 am »
Quote from: Character AI
You have been rickrolled by God.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16824 on: March 03, 2023, 04:48:58 am »
Quote from: MrRoboto75 on February 24, 2023, 09:49:16 pm
Its tragic that every man has genetic code for boob size, but only transwomen get the opportunity to find out what it is.
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Quote from: Haspen on March 26, 2018, 10:53:06 am
Imic's no longer allowed to vote.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16825 on: March 04, 2023, 04:11:43 am »
Quote from: dragdeler on March 03, 2023, 07:39:47 am
Eat your garbage and throw yourself into the sun, but first and foremost SHUT THE FUCK UP.
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16826 on: March 08, 2023, 02:13:56 pm »
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Yesterday I received panicked messages from Xanmyral asking why had catgirls invaded New Avalon.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16827 on: March 08, 2023, 06:41:00 pm »
Quote from: King Zultan on March 04, 2023, 04:11:43 am
Quote from: dragdeler on March 03, 2023, 07:39:47 am
Eat your garbage and throw yourself into the sun, but first and foremost SHUT THE FUCK UP.
I want to turn this into death metal.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on December 25, 2015, 09:30:24 pm
Holy crap, why did I not start watching One Punch Man earlier? This is the best thing.
probably figured an autobiography wouldn't be interesting

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16828 on: March 08, 2023, 09:29:43 pm »
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Does the church have googly eyes?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16829 on: March 09, 2023, 12:15:23 pm »
Quote from: MaximumZero on March 08, 2023, 06:41:00 pm
I want to turn this into death metal.

Sixty-
Six-
TOOOOOOOOOOOOONS (double pedal)
(power rif solo)
EAT YOUR GARBAGE AND THROW YOURSELF INTO THE SUN
BUT FIRST AND FOREMOST
(silence)
shut'the-
FUCK-
UUUUUUUUUUP (double pedal)
(power riff comes back in force)
8 billion mouth to feed
8 billion faces in need
of a slap- (all instruments stop except for 2 snares) my fist they shall heed
8 billion demons that lust and seethe
and their blood is boiling with greed
they'will-
never-
STOOOOOOOOOOOP (double pedal)
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