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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1760900 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16755 on: August 03, 2022, 09:58:45 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16756 on: August 04, 2022, 06:49:49 pm »

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Wait...did 2 million people not know how f*cking hot it was outside? Or did this heat wave arrive suddenly, out of nowhere, like a shark attack?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16757 on: August 05, 2022, 06:12:14 pm »

Some of those are going to become new bad dragon models
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16758 on: August 07, 2022, 05:16:10 pm »

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I wasn’t expecting alternate universe body swapping and infinite werewolves…

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16759 on: August 07, 2022, 09:39:18 pm »

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I wasn’t expecting alternate universe body swapping and infinite werewolves…

I think I know what this is from. Ymfah is amazing.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16760 on: August 08, 2022, 01:58:24 pm »

I think I know what this is from. Ymfah is amazing.

Was checking to see if he had anything new, and I couldn't resist watching that one again. Truly, a magnum opus.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16761 on: August 11, 2022, 11:38:21 am »

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...it would be neat to see something done with vast quantities of blood.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16762 on: August 11, 2022, 08:10:05 pm »

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...it would be neat to see something done with vast quantities of blood.

Duke Teer did something impressive with vast quantities of blood.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16763 on: August 12, 2022, 07:34:07 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16764 on: August 13, 2022, 04:15:37 am »

Allah is a sad pimp demon, and the prophet Mohammed is just his sometimes anal whore when Allah can't find a goat to fuck

About the only solution I've found is dose the cult with mushrooms and then immediately go on your excursion
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16765 on: August 23, 2022, 06:52:55 pm »

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Are you telling me mother nature has an infinite money glitch!?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16766 on: August 24, 2022, 01:05:06 am »

I assume MSP is stored and transshipped like bulk cargo or passengers

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16767 on: August 29, 2022, 11:35:25 am »

The plan was to "gently launch a minecart at him"? So your fort is using medicinal minecarts in their physical therapy program?

I once had a dwarf crushed to death by jewels. thrown down a 10-z level shaft, one-by-one, until he died. discovering that was somewhat horrifying
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16768 on: September 05, 2022, 05:03:35 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16769 on: September 10, 2022, 04:26:54 am »

Using a pineapple as a buttplug seems like a terrible idea, and a buttplug doesn't sound like something you'd want to eat no matter what flavor it is.
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