Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  
Pages: 1 ... 1076 1077 [1078] 1079 1080 ... 1128

Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1759542 times)

Yoink

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16155 on: March 16, 2020, 06:26:11 am »

For as long as there has been a hole to fill, mankind has endeavored to stick anything and everything into it!
Logged
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
you need to reconsider your life
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

Bumber

  • Bay Watcher
  • REMOVE KOBOLD
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16156 on: March 18, 2020, 06:53:46 am »

there is one about the Vatican involving a goose and people in cells
Logged
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

Dunamisdeos

  • Bay Watcher
  • Duggin was the hero we needed.
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16157 on: March 18, 2020, 01:02:30 pm »

I am currently working from home.

It's pretty ok. Comfier chair, at least,
Logged
FACT I: Post note art is best art.
FACT II: Dunamisdeos is a forum-certified wordsmith.
FACT III: "All life begins with Post-it notes and ends with Post-it notes. This is the truth! This is my belief!...At least for now."
FACT IV: SPEECHO THE TRUSTWORM IS YOUR FRIEND or BEHOLD: THE FRUIT ENGINE 3.0

pikachu17

  • Bay Watcher
  • PADORU PADORU
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16158 on: March 18, 2020, 02:44:36 pm »

I am currently working from home.

It's pretty ok. Comfier chair, at least,
Are you quoting youself? Because I don't any context for why you're saying this.
Logged
Sigtext!
dwarf 4tress from scratch
The Pikachu revolution!
Thank you NatureGirl19999 for the avatar switcher at http://signavatar.com

A warforged bard named Gender appears and says"Hello. I am a social construct."

Dunamisdeos

  • Bay Watcher
  • Duggin was the hero we needed.
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16159 on: March 18, 2020, 02:47:34 pm »

I am currently working from home.

It's pretty ok. Comfier chair, at least,
Are you quoting youself? Because I don't any context for why you're saying this.

You're right, dis' ain't the happy thread at all.

Oops.

Carry on.
Logged
FACT I: Post note art is best art.
FACT II: Dunamisdeos is a forum-certified wordsmith.
FACT III: "All life begins with Post-it notes and ends with Post-it notes. This is the truth! This is my belief!...At least for now."
FACT IV: SPEECHO THE TRUSTWORM IS YOUR FRIEND or BEHOLD: THE FRUIT ENGINE 3.0

Iduno

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16160 on: March 18, 2020, 02:54:14 pm »

Go home Dad Duna, you're drunk.

I am currently working from home.

Oh, carry on, then.
Logged

scourge728

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16161 on: March 19, 2020, 12:29:09 am »

That's to clean the Bay12 shitposts out of their blood after successful immunization.

Can't have monkeys getting ideas about magma and such.

King Zultan

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16162 on: March 20, 2020, 02:07:20 am »

Once in the Vatican, search for the Pope and bite him in the dick.
Logged
The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Imic

  • Bay Watcher
  • Still sad
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16163 on: March 21, 2020, 02:06:05 am »

From here
Quote
Fuck it, I ship ‘em.
Logged
Imic's no longer allowed to vote.
Quote from: smyttysmyth
Well aren't you cheery
Quote cabinet
Regrets every choice he made and makes, including writing this here.

Superdorf

  • Bay Watcher
  • Soothly we live in mighty years!
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16164 on: March 21, 2020, 06:02:48 pm »

I went to Russia and killed Putin for no reason
Logged
Falling angel met the rising ape, and the sound it made was

klonk
tormenting the player is important
Sigtext

Eschar

  • Bay Watcher
  • hello
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16165 on: March 21, 2020, 11:23:32 pm »

Quote from: Doom Eternal
This facility will self-destruct shortly. Please save your work before finding an emergency exit.
Logged

Bumber

  • Bay Watcher
  • REMOVE KOBOLD
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16166 on: March 22, 2020, 05:28:35 pm »

then you see Nebraska waiting there excited to tell you this hilarious ass joke it just heard and it's like, what the fuck even IS a Nebraska by the end of it.

I want to be thrown clear of the virus
They tell you to wear masks so the straps will snap your neck if you sneeze, it's a cheaper payout than just being injured, like people used to be by most viruses.
« Last Edit: March 23, 2020, 03:17:34 pm by Bumber »
Logged
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

pikachu17

  • Bay Watcher
  • PADORU PADORU
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16167 on: March 23, 2020, 04:30:28 pm »

Quote
It was a mid-sized sedan, although I couldn’t tell the make. I didn’t really know much about cars, other than they made excellent weapons.
Logged
Sigtext!
dwarf 4tress from scratch
The Pikachu revolution!
Thank you NatureGirl19999 for the avatar switcher at http://signavatar.com

A warforged bard named Gender appears and says"Hello. I am a social construct."

Strider03

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16168 on: March 24, 2020, 05:11:42 pm »

Logged
Within that world, she was God. But here, outside of it, her name was Yoake o-Shiri. That was unimportant. She was a Godslayer. That too was unimportant. But what was important, was that she had a motherfucking boat.
And by God, was she going to use it.

"But deceleration is for pansies. We're headed for the stars. Bye, Burnsie. Bye, Mission Control. Bye, Sol. See you at heat death" -Blindsight

Eschar

  • Bay Watcher
  • hello
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16169 on: March 26, 2020, 09:01:50 am »

Logged
Pages: 1 ... 1076 1077 [1078] 1079 1080 ... 1128