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Glass

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16035 on: January 23, 2020, 06:18:27 pm »
Quote from: Iridium, over Discord
On the bright side, if you needed a giant rotating phallus for any reason, that's covered
It’s pertaining to recent events in a forum game. That’s all the context you’re getting from me and there’s not much more in the game itself either.
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Glass is, as usual, correct.
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I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16036 on: January 24, 2020, 07:31:13 am »
Quote from: Akura on January 24, 2020, 06:37:36 am
only for it lodge it her butt somehow, followed by me desperately trying to pull it out of her butt while several big dudes surrounded me wanting their turn.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16037 on: January 26, 2020, 10:02:53 pm »
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Quote from: Frumple on April 30, 2023, 07:07:58 am
Falling angel met the rising ape, and the sound it made was

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Quote from: Toady One on March 02, 2019, 10:33:31 pm
tormenting the player is important
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16038 on: January 27, 2020, 06:23:44 pm »
Quote from: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creation_Museum
"God loves science!"
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Near the museum's lobby, a diorama depicts two ancient-age children playing near a stream, unmolested by nearby dinosaurs.
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The post-flood world is presented in the next room as a time when man began to rely solely on human reasoning, resulting in "confusion".
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The walls near the corridor's exit contain existentialist questions such as "Am I alone?", and "Why do I suffer?", paired with illustrations of human conflict and suffering.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16039 on: January 27, 2020, 10:14:56 pm »
Quote from: Naturegirl1999 on January 27, 2020, 07:55:56 pm
It’s like a two wheeled skateboard with the handlebars of a unicycle
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Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16040 on: January 28, 2020, 09:21:54 pm »
Quote from: https://youtu.be/BvEKky9N1tQ?t=492
It's like confetti, but it's bodies! Happy Birthday to us!
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

Naturegirl1999

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16041 on: January 28, 2020, 09:42:37 pm »
Quote from: Bumber on January 28, 2020, 09:21:54 pm
Quote from: https://youtu.be/BvEKky9N1tQ?t=492
It's like confetti, but it's bodies! Happy Birthday to us!
YouTube recommended this video to me today, you must have seen it too
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16042 on: January 29, 2020, 06:21:17 am »
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16043 on: January 29, 2020, 01:13:43 pm »
Quote from: IcyTea31 on January 29, 2020, 01:00:02 pm
I don't know, drowning someone in honey over a month, then locking their corpse in a honey-filled casket for a hundred years seems like a lot of work just for a case of hypocrisy.
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Quote from: Frumple on April 30, 2023, 07:07:58 am
Falling angel met the rising ape, and the sound it made was

klonk
Quote from: Toady One on March 02, 2019, 10:33:31 pm
tormenting the player is important
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16044 on: January 30, 2020, 03:56:01 am »
Quote from: DF Reddit
When a dwarf gives birth to a baby, the baby turns the mother into its mount and rides the mother around like a horse, and the mother eventually dies of thirst, unable to escape the existence of horse.
Quote from: I’m only sticking this here because the Person who said it requested it not be used in this way.
this very serious game about serious issues takes itself too seriously.
« Last Edit: January 30, 2020, 04:51:00 pm by Imic »
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Quote from: Haspen on March 26, 2018, 10:53:06 am
Imic's no longer allowed to vote.
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Well aren't you cheery
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16045 on: January 30, 2020, 09:29:04 pm »
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Quote from: Frumple on April 30, 2023, 07:07:58 am
Falling angel met the rising ape, and the sound it made was

klonk
Quote from: Toady One on March 02, 2019, 10:33:31 pm
tormenting the player is important
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Imic

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16046 on: January 31, 2020, 03:11:41 am »
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Quote from: Haspen on March 26, 2018, 10:53:06 am
Imic's no longer allowed to vote.
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Well aren't you cheery
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16047 on: January 31, 2020, 06:10:14 pm »
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It is an established fact that humans require food and water (nutrients) to survive.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16048 on: January 31, 2020, 06:48:53 pm »
Quote from: Enemy post on January 31, 2020, 06:10:14 pm
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It is an established fact that humans require food and water (nutrients) to survive.
This is true, though
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16049 on: January 31, 2020, 06:50:58 pm »
Quote from: Naturegirl1999 on January 31, 2020, 06:48:53 pm
Quote from: Enemy post on January 31, 2020, 06:10:14 pm
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It is an established fact that humans require food and water (nutrients) to survive.
This is true, though

Disagree.
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