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[scriver]

And tramps aren't all for killing, granted a lot migth be, the majority even. But there are traps made only to snare  (with ot without regard of hurting the animal while at it).

[Dunamisdeos]

And tramps aren't all for killing, granted a lot migth be, the majority even. But there are traps made only to snare  (with ot without regard of hurting the animal while at it).

That one grey dog from the Disney movie, for instance, is a nice tramp.

[Imic]

He tries. He tries very hard. He kneels beside the bowl. He licks the nib of his pen. "I... ah... hello. How do... that is... I... well. Have you been a goldfish long?"

The goldfish says nothing. But the harrowed look in its haunted eye speaks volumes.

[Naturegirl1999]

He tries. He tries very hard. He kneels beside the bowl. He licks the nib of his pen. "I... ah... hello. How do... that is... I... well. Have you been a goldfish long?"

The goldfish says nothing. But the harrowed look in its haunted eye speaks volumes.

Can you link where this is from? I am interested in whatever story this is involving someone being turned into a goldfish

[Imic]

This is from deep within a game of Fallen London. The Fish is a normal Fish: the journalist is merely having trouble interviewing it. However, said Fish has heard your confessions. Whenever it sees People, it desperately tries to escape. The repeated knocks against the head that come from attempting such a thing in a glass bowl have done nothing to alleviate the Things it has Heard.

[Enemy post]

Synopsis
When Superman overhears Lois tell her college boyfriend, Lance Jason, that she would sell her soul to the devil for a chance to marry Superman, he decides to teach her a lesson and masquerades as Satan, offering Lois her dream marriage in exchange for her soul.

[Akura]

Synopsis
When Superman overhears Lois tell her college boyfriend, Lance Jason, that she would sell her soul to the devil for a chance to marry Superman, he decides to teach her a lesson and masquerades as Satan, offering Lois her dream marriage in exchange for her soul.

To be fair, Superman is a big enough asshole to actually do that. In fact, Superman is probably asshole enough to make actual soul-trading arrangements with Satan.

[scriver]

Just like our hero, Spider-Man

[wierd]

Superman has done so many dickish things to Lois Lane over the decades.

Held her for ransom via fictional 3rd party
Blackmail via fictional 3rd party
Imprisonment in a go-kart pope-mobile (numerous times)
Left her in space (repeatedly)
Been an overall abusive douche-canoe to her (numerous times)

See also--
Superman Is a Dick

[King Zultan]

I succumbing to smoke inhalation once. Gateway drug.

[Bumber]

https://twitter.com/keatonpatti/status/1050396467674968064

We see the Bill of Rights. It's in love. The lawyer will break its heart. There's nothing we can do.

The lawyer opens up the jacket of his first suit. Millions of gavels pour out. His promise has worth.

[Eschar]

I will hire the lawyer because your libel is too Canadian, tornado.

*explodes in a million gavels*

[Naturegirl1999]

"Let me use it to send your asbstos to court. I will wear two suits and I promise to steal the judge's gavel for you."

"Have you been hurt in an accidental car? Has the government sold your lungs without asking nicely? Are you Mesothelioma? Answer me!"

The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.

[Imic]

More lacquer, little Boooy?

[King Zultan]

You fool, you damned fool! You've just turned Hitler into Einstein!