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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1764015 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15705 on: August 09, 2019, 08:20:18 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15706 on: August 09, 2019, 08:23:30 am »

and this is why comma usage is important, kids.
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But, as you can tell from my alt-text, I DO try my best to avoid going several days without eating kids. :D
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15707 on: August 09, 2019, 07:17:50 pm »

I've been shooting green balls out of my Casual Pants of Force Bolts, usually to kill spiders to great effect.

Also my magical bra of spell absorption isn't as awesome as I thought it would be.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15709 on: August 13, 2019, 01:20:25 am »

Then I applied liberal amounts of fist to the Riddler's face.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15710 on: August 13, 2019, 03:48:51 pm »

Then I applied liberal amounts of fist to the Riddler's face.
I don't get how that is either especially funny or out of context.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15711 on: August 13, 2019, 03:53:16 pm »

Maybe they pictured somebody rubbing Fist, (from Mass Effect) all over Riddler?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15712 on: August 13, 2019, 04:47:22 pm »

In that case, FTFY
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15713 on: August 14, 2019, 02:42:12 am »

Killed by a giant cockroach

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Killed by a giant cockroach

Laughing at someone until it is too late

Killed by a giant cockroach

Taken from a mannequin

Killed by a giant cockroach

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Laughing at somebody until he dies too

Killed by a giant cockroach

Sounds like the lyrics of a heavy metal song.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15714 on: August 14, 2019, 06:15:01 am »

Talk to Transformer came up with that, isn’t it interesting how AI can come up with things like this?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15715 on: August 14, 2019, 07:50:53 am »

capitalized Transformer or lowercase?

because one of frankly much funnier to imagine than the other.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15716 on: August 14, 2019, 08:35:03 am »

capitalized Transformer or lowercase?

because one of frankly much funnier to imagine than the other.
Talk to Transformer is a generator where you type words and a neural network completes the story. Head over to the Spam Generation thread by clicking on the following quote link

Killed by a giant cockroach

Taken from the chest of one of the gods and held for thousands of years

Killed by a giant cockroach

Laughing at someone until it is too late

Killed by a giant cockroach

Taken from a mannequin

Killed by a giant cockroach

Taken from a corpse of a god

Laughing at somebody until he dies too

Killed by a giant cockroach
and witness what AI can muster for stories
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15717 on: August 14, 2019, 09:36:26 am »

See I was thinking of Transformers being a keyword it used.

Or a power transfromer.

not a proper name for a bot.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15718 on: August 14, 2019, 09:42:58 am »

See I was thinking of Transformers being a keyword it used.

Or a power transfromer.

not a proper name for a bot.
Well, the AI is probably named Transformer, who you talk to, so one of these is right. The quote from earlier is from the Horcrux spoiler if you want to read the full thing
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15719 on: August 14, 2019, 04:11:05 pm »

I am glad one of my saws didn't become sentient after escaping my clutches, it's always terrible when you have to hunt down and slay one of your own children.
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