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[King Zultan]

I should have known the space pickle would get me here at some point.

You're saying in order to survive, I have to become a master baiter?

[Hanslanda]

I should have known the space pickle would get me here at some point.

Removed from context this belongs here too.

[Yoink]

I mean, most things can fit if you try hard enough to make them.

[Superdorf]

I mean, most things can fit if you try hard enough to make them.

[TD1]

I mean, most things can fit if you try hard enough to make them.

Edit: Dammit, someone got the lowhanging fruit before me ):

[Superdorf]

I was middle aged.
It was horrible.

News stations around the world are later befuddled by the gun toting panda.

[scourge728]

You will be showered with adoration and attention on that boat, you glistening beacon of manhood.

[Rolan7]

I feel like if you can't raise an undead army and then have said army turn on you and kill you, it can't be called freedom

[Bumber]

Feels like everything old is awful and offensive for some reason or another.  Or they diddled someone.

Ya hafta run headlong at the barbed wire fence with a luggage trolley to get Area 52 3/4. That's why they keep tasing me every time I try, because I know the secret entrance.

[pikachu17]

Feels like everything old is awful and offensive for some reason or another.  Or they diddled someone.

This link does not appear to go to the sentence being spoken.

[scourge728]

I'm gonna do hipster shit to it.

Dirty, sexy hipster shit.

[Khan Boyzitbig]

Feels like everything old is awful and offensive for some reason or another.  Or they diddled someone.

This link does not appear to go to the sentence being spoken.

Interestingly when clicking on the actual message that was quoted it also goes to the wrong page. It is the correct link but doesn't go to the right location.

[scourge728]

Ooh, tell me more about these nipples.

[Arx]

Wouldn't mind it if I could actually control the fucks, but all they do is hang around my head and be annoying flying pricks.

[Bumber]

figures can be attached to the egg's parents, which lead to fluffy wamblers having parents that are gods

Nobody else seems to have this issue, just me. I'll be surrounded by a fucking cloud of flies

I explained to her that I do not negotiate with terrorists and would continue to sleep. She adjusted her weight, pressing her sharp little elbows into ribcage.