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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15630 on: June 21, 2019, 11:17:02 am »
Quote from: hisntfmajesty on June 05, 2019, 12:23:17 pm
How to eliminate a ruler and make anarchy?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15631 on: June 21, 2019, 12:41:42 pm »
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Quote from: Avetruetotheimperator on June 21, 2019, 09:44:02 am
Anyways, its time to "take command of the situation". By that, I mean take over the ship. Since I am the big military man, I have seniority in this situation. With all the infinity milk and goat shenanigans, someone with a keen military mind is going to have to steer this situation to a good conclusion. And that means I''m in charge around here. If that argument doesn't work, just take it over the old-fashioned mutiny style
Lock this man in his quarters.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15632 on: June 22, 2019, 01:38:42 pm »
Quote from: Dunamisdeos on June 22, 2019, 01:14:42 pm
He used his bullshit magic midget powers to come back the first time.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15633 on: June 23, 2019, 11:24:29 pm »
Quote from: hector13 on June 23, 2019, 09:35:13 pm
The only way to really know for sure is to fuck everything and see what happens.
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Holy crap, why did I not start watching One Punch Man earlier? This is the best thing.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15634 on: June 24, 2019, 05:09:38 pm »
Quote from: pisskop on June 24, 2019, 08:09:25 am
SMF is magic.  Im pretty sure it pre-caches the future.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15635 on: June 25, 2019, 04:44:42 am »
Quote from: Sebastian2203 on June 25, 2019, 03:27:07 am
The cops show up at his house in his livestream and ask him why does he possess so many lipsticks since he is a male.
He then answers: "To be honest, its just trash. Just trash."
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

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« Reply #15636 on: June 25, 2019, 05:27:39 am »
Quote from: Jimmy on June 25, 2019, 05:26:22 am
Hopefully she doesn't cry too much. I hate it when they cry.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15637 on: June 28, 2019, 02:30:32 am »
Quote from: wierd on June 27, 2019, 11:11:20 pm
sugar and potato my butt in front of a game console with fresh hot cobbler and vanilla icecream
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15638 on: June 28, 2019, 02:32:49 am »
Quote from: Bumber on June 28, 2019, 02:30:32 am
Quote from: wierd on June 27, 2019, 11:11:20 pm
sugar and potato my butt in front of a game console with fresh hot cobbler

But the icecream is the best part!
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« Reply #15639 on: June 28, 2019, 02:38:45 am »
Quote from: wierd on June 28, 2019, 02:32:49 am
But the icecream is the best part!
Okay, fixed.

Quote from: sluissa on June 27, 2019, 08:47:11 am
Henceforth, the presidential primary will be decided by who has the biggest D.

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When enough minds are vibrating on a high enough level, then all lower thought forms will fall of their own dead weight.
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15640 on: June 28, 2019, 06:00:53 pm »
Quote from: Bumber on June 28, 2019, 02:38:45 am
Quote from: sluissa on June 27, 2019, 08:47:11 am
Henceforth, the presidential primary will be decided by who has the biggest D.
Quote from: Teneb on June 27, 2019, 09:54:33 am
"My sucessor must have the biggest D. The best D. The biggest D."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15641 on: June 29, 2019, 01:32:40 am »
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15642 on: June 29, 2019, 05:25:51 pm »
Quote from: nezclaw on June 29, 2019, 05:01:01 pm
he's on the operating table. i will try the "turning it off and on again"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15643 on: July 01, 2019, 04:38:57 am »
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So it’s more like building a secret nuclear lab on US land and having it wander off to the DMZ when you’re not looking.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15644 on: July 01, 2019, 12:04:39 pm »
Quote from: King Zultan on June 30, 2019, 10:11:11 am
"Get out of here with your commie shit, I never said you could touch my Space Pickle."
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