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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15525 on: April 05, 2019, 07:33:12 am »
Darn tootin'. Should have seen that coming.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15526 on: April 06, 2019, 03:58:18 am »
Quote from: Castlecliff on April 06, 2019, 03:28:55 am
Those nazis however... damm nazis doing nazi things. Just look at jordan Peterson. Hes a nazi. Ive seem him flying his nazi flying saucer out of the base in the ice place with the nazi penguins.
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however, now imbued with confidence, with one hand I grabbed my wood
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15527 on: April 07, 2019, 04:11:19 pm »
Quote from: https://www.caeayaron.com/blog-post/we-are-living-in-blackhole-yahweh/
we need to become pineal gland activated by CAEAYARON by 2020
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15528 on: April 07, 2019, 07:20:55 pm »
Quote from: Bumber on April 07, 2019, 04:11:19 pm
Quote from: https://www.caeayaron.com/blog-post/we-are-living-in-blackhole-yahweh/
we need to become pineal gland activated by CAEAYARON by 2020

Somehow, I can't shake the suspicion that this might be a cult.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15529 on: April 07, 2019, 07:36:10 pm »
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Quote from: Bumber on April 07, 2019, 04:11:19 pm
Quote from: https://www.caeayaron.com/blog-post/we-are-living-in-blackhole-yahweh/
we need to become pineal gland activated by CAEAYARON by 2020

Somehow, I can't shake the suspicion that this might be a cult.
What clued you in? That the main deity has the same name as the leader's surname?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15530 on: April 07, 2019, 08:18:05 pm »
I had missed that, I thought the founder just was the main deity.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15531 on: April 08, 2019, 04:33:34 am »
Hey, if it worked for Pharao...
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15532 on: April 12, 2019, 02:08:13 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15533 on: April 12, 2019, 07:31:40 am »
Quote from: piecewise on April 07, 2019, 03:21:57 pm
"Hey, various trigger happy man-monkeys, can you do me a favor and not immediately open fire on whatever comes out of there? I'm gonna shoot my sticky white goo all over it first and you'll really interrupt my rhythm if you butt in and start busting loads all over it. Nothing against you guys or anything, I'm just not into that kind thing. Much love. "
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"BUT WHO IS MAD NOW?! I'VE SUCCESSFULLY CREAMED THIS MONKEY IN FRONT OF ALL THESE WITNESSES!"
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15534 on: April 12, 2019, 07:55:11 am »
Quote from: ChairmanPoo on April 12, 2019, 05:39:27 am
He means he's getting boobs, scriver
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15535 on: April 12, 2019, 04:55:13 pm »
Quote from: nenjin on April 12, 2019, 11:18:33 am
I was on a business trip, got sent to this massive M.C. Escher-esqe hotel somewhere down South like Atlanta.

And apparently there was a swinger convention in town.

Some frisky older woman handed me a condom.
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15536 on: April 12, 2019, 05:58:24 pm »
Ah, tricky, it's not apparent from the capitalization that you cut off the front of the sentence because you start with "I".
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15537 on: April 13, 2019, 10:30:56 am »
Quote from: piecewise on April 12, 2019, 09:40:35 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15538 on: April 17, 2019, 01:31:44 am »
Quote from: Max™ on April 17, 2019, 01:13:56 am
As someone with no beliefs, I must object strenuously
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15539 on: April 17, 2019, 06:51:22 pm »
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