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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1763653 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15495 on: March 12, 2019, 01:05:45 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15496 on: March 12, 2019, 01:17:38 pm »

Giggity, about to go start hogging material off a big 5 and a half foot board to knock out a few blanks, if you know what I mean

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15497 on: March 13, 2019, 03:35:50 am »

here at bay12 we're endlessly fascinated by max's wood
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15498 on: March 14, 2019, 01:24:19 pm »

standing next to someone who has a gun makes it a lot harder for them to shoot anyone.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15499 on: March 16, 2019, 12:35:39 am »

my point is that Ive seen very, very attractive 'old' people. 
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15500 on: March 16, 2019, 03:00:51 pm »

Are you a Vulcan athlete? Because that's an incredible leap of logic.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15501 on: March 16, 2019, 07:46:13 pm »

Fuck, dude. There are cutscenes that could kill you. You could die to cinematography.
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« Reply #15502 on: March 17, 2019, 02:12:05 am »

"We have to gain the upper hand. Do something it doesn't expect."
pick up the other guys dead dog and start beating the monster with it.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15503 on: March 17, 2019, 11:36:07 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15504 on: March 18, 2019, 01:17:00 am »

You sound like the kind of person that microwavea cabbages and then cuts round holes in them
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15505 on: March 19, 2019, 08:20:37 am »

eventually the mouse is going to want an orbital death laser
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15506 on: March 19, 2019, 02:56:50 pm »

You know the mission where you have to rip a dragon's dress off and then pound her until she's no longer horny?  That one.
Too easy? Probably.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15507 on: March 19, 2019, 02:57:48 pm »

Yea I think I shoulda saw that coming :P
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15508 on: March 20, 2019, 03:50:48 am »

Yes, The Farm, Yes, Maybe. The cabbagepatch kids elect the pope.
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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15509 on: March 20, 2019, 10:59:35 am »

Yea I think I shoulda saw that coming :P

She certainly did! *runs*
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