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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15465 on: February 16, 2019, 10:22:02 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on February 16, 2019, 03:00:52 pm
Our protagonist apologises for intruding before noticing that indeed one of them is a Hapsburg Archduke, and questions what they're doing in this timeline and in this hotel; the Archduke says nothing, but one of the four instead comments that it's safer in this timeline than it was back then for the Hapsburgs.
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15466 on: February 17, 2019, 11:53:34 pm »
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Big Marble:
being a real hero is boring. when else do you have an excuse to mug people
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15467 on: February 18, 2019, 11:01:03 pm »
Quote from: Yoink on February 18, 2019, 02:30:45 pm
bizarro surrealist Calvin getting chewed on and thrown around by some gruesome, dreamt-up insect monster of love before being plunged into some crazy, vibrating journey through the cosmos

Quote from: Loud Whispers on February 18, 2019, 08:09:07 pm
tbh the only valid family unit is 1 necromancer, 1 bonelord, 1 deathknight and 40 gay skeleton anarchists

Quote from: Untrustedlife on February 18, 2019, 11:11:57 pm
You pick up The Hamlet and put it in your jute backpack.
« Last Edit: February 19, 2019, 02:51:47 am by Bumber »
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15468 on: February 20, 2019, 03:23:34 am »
Quote from: Kat1e on February 20, 2019, 03:18:20 am
I utterly despise the pair of you. To oblivion. I'm staring at my screen right now intently wishing you both the worst torture imaginable.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15469 on: February 20, 2019, 08:54:51 am »
Quote from: SQman on February 19, 2019, 04:51:18 pm
New strategy, the first two agents in the plane are crappy guys with shields so they can take the first hits for actually valuable people.
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Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15470 on: February 20, 2019, 09:45:26 am »
Quote from: JoshuaFH on February 19, 2019, 05:46:10 pm
He is the Leonidas fighting in vain against the Xerxes of stupidity. He might be able to repel him once, twice, maybe three times, but he will come back, every time with more Subway gift cards, more African Princes that want to share their fortune with him, more threats to see your manager

Quote from: wierd on February 20, 2019, 02:38:48 am
advanced dementia patients are like herding cats, and it is complicated by their having rights about being able to get up and go wherever
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15471 on: February 20, 2019, 01:53:25 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15472 on: February 20, 2019, 02:03:22 pm »
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FACT III: "All life begins with Post-it notes and ends with Post-it notes. This is the truth! This is my belief!...At least for now."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15473 on: February 20, 2019, 05:22:29 pm »
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15474 on: February 21, 2019, 04:17:36 am »
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adult food like, I presume, steak and potatoes and tax forms,

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15475 on: February 21, 2019, 04:51:24 am »
Quote from: Castlecliff on February 21, 2019, 04:42:52 am
His fists are tiny. Makes me look big by comparison  ;)
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15476 on: February 23, 2019, 08:17:15 am »
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...people don't have much choice but to cheerfully assume you've pulled it out your nine slider customized arse :P
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Quote from: JoshuaFH on July 25, 2018, 09:31:08 am
Pounded in the Butt by my own Government... oh wait, that's real life.

Much less active than I used to be on these forums, but I still visit them on occasion. Will probably resume my activity in full once Dwarf Fortress will be released on Steam.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15477 on: February 23, 2019, 01:39:10 pm »
Quote from: Broseph Stalin on February 23, 2019, 09:12:27 am
we hate kevin he eats babies and hates kittens

I was.... REALLY tempted to use a different quote as well, but I don't want to risk starting a massive drama thing
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15478 on: February 23, 2019, 08:56:22 pm »
Quote from: Flying Dice on February 23, 2019, 07:57:05 pm
Turns out that being a tin-pot dictator makes people like you less in places where you can't silence dissent. Shocking.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15479 on: February 24, 2019, 05:05:57 am »
Quote from: JoshuaFH on February 23, 2019, 08:29:22 pm
or having millions of yen aren't exploding out of people's buttholes when you smack them like pinatas.
Quote from: BigUglyWorm on February 24, 2019, 03:12:43 am
It is said that any mere mortal to venture into this SWOLEZONE would be immediately obliterated from exposure to the raw, unfiltered essence of MAD GAINS.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?
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