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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15375 on: December 10, 2018, 02:38:40 am »
Quote from: LordBaal on December 09, 2018, 09:11:26 pm
Maybe, like nuclear waste, exposition to socialism makes you develop superpowers...

Quote from: Il Palazzo on December 09, 2018, 10:05:24 pm
Protip: alcohol goes into your mouth.

Quote from: Enemy post on December 09, 2018, 11:24:01 pm
Superman thus grows up a Communist.

Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 09, 2018, 08:18:00 pm
the designated 'drink in case of WWIII' case
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15376 on: December 10, 2018, 07:07:12 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15377 on: December 10, 2018, 08:42:36 pm »
Quote from: FallacyofUrist, on Discord
To put it simply: Imagine I gave you a hug.

EDIT: Just for clarity’s sake, it doesn’t make much sense in context either.
« Last Edit: December 10, 2018, 08:49:59 pm by Glass »
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Glass is, as usual, correct.
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Yep, as ever, I bestow upon Glass the expected +1
Quote from: King Zultan on December 15, 2018, 06:15:48 am
I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15378 on: December 12, 2018, 03:06:01 pm »
Quote from: King Zultan on December 12, 2018, 09:07:43 am
...you finally blurt that you want to be Satan's personal assistant...
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15379 on: December 12, 2018, 05:59:15 pm »
Quote from: Max™ on December 12, 2018, 05:57:56 pm
go smock some covfefe and bitch about the us/france border some more.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15380 on: December 15, 2018, 11:23:23 pm »
Quote from: Il Palazzo on December 15, 2018, 01:06:52 pm
Hmm. Now that I think of it, it was indeed rather odd when the gym needed me to sign the papers in my own blood while the clerk muttered some verses in Latin.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15381 on: December 17, 2018, 05:24:05 pm »
Quote from: lawastooshort on October 25, 2011, 04:46:58 am
You don’t recognise the man with no legs standing next to you but you recognise his eyes. They are the eyes of madness. You saw them in the mirror yesterday.
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Quote from: Enemy post on December 17, 2018, 05:53:45 pm
I think if a crack team of scientists took samples from every Norman Rockwell Christmas in the world and put it in a beaker full of ground up Santa hats and mixed it together while Bing Crosby sang directly into the bottle, the resulting potion would only be like, 63.4% of how much of a "Real Christmas" you've got there.

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I have upper teeth
   

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Quote from: Kagus on October 21, 2018, 07:23:03 am
S.S. Hitler or The Good Ship Coonfucker
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15382 on: December 18, 2018, 04:19:01 pm »
Quote from: Parsely on December 18, 2018, 10:01:23 am
I would smoke every last child if the games would just let me, it's only fair
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15383 on: December 18, 2018, 06:57:40 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15384 on: December 20, 2018, 07:37:35 am »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on November 21, 2018, 10:17:02 pm
My favourite ones are the anthrax storms. They're dust storms with anthrax in them. My second favourite are the radioactive wild boars. They're wild boars that are radioactive enough to cause cancer if you eat them

Quote from: Gentlefish on December 18, 2018, 02:33:00 pm
the sodium gates open.

Quote from: itisnotlogical on February 09, 2017, 04:54:34 pm
I had to replace my laptop's cooling fan because it was grinding against itself
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15385 on: December 20, 2018, 03:31:50 pm »
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Quote from: Haspen on March 26, 2018, 10:53:06 am
Imic's no longer allowed to vote.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15386 on: December 21, 2018, 01:31:01 am »
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[01:30] <syv> It's just fat belly wobbles, and then GIANT HAMMER
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15387 on: December 21, 2018, 01:52:14 am »
Quote from: Egan_BW on December 21, 2018, 01:31:01 am
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[01:30] <syv> It's just fat belly wobbles, and then GIANT HAMMER

welcome to dark souls
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adult food like, I presume, steak and potatoes and tax forms,

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15388 on: December 21, 2018, 02:23:17 am »
In first person, with the darkness mod and the aggression mod.
It sounds fun. :P
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15389 on: December 21, 2018, 10:15:42 pm »
Quote from: TankKit on December 21, 2018, 10:09:19 pm
We're gonna need a god of popcorn at this rate.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.
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