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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15180 on: September 07, 2018, 08:29:36 pm »

Patchnote humor is the best, I really appreciate developers who have a little fun with it.  ToadyOne included.
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« Reply #15181 on: September 07, 2018, 09:27:23 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15182 on: September 08, 2018, 12:35:48 am »

I think making the subject taboo on the grounds that 'the victim may relapse' is kind of like not saying a word like 'peaches' because everyone who thinks they look like succulent buttocks could think of it and be offended.

The low hanging fruit, so to speak. Still my new favorite analogy, though.
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« Reply #15183 on: September 08, 2018, 03:14:34 am »

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« Reply #15184 on: September 08, 2018, 04:50:02 pm »

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The Walker affair was an episode in Nicaraguan history when an American named William Walker briefly invaded Nicaragua in 1855 with a small army and seized control of the newly independent country the following year. ... By 1856, Walker declared himself president, re-instituted slavery, and made English the official language.

Tourists, amirite?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15185 on: September 08, 2018, 05:02:02 pm »

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The Walker affair was an episode in Nicaraguan history when an American named William Walker briefly invaded Nicaragua in 1855 with a small army and seized control of the newly independent country the following year. ... By 1856, Walker declared himself president, re-instituted slavery, and made English the official language.

Tourists, amirite?
You think that's bad, the son of one of our Prime Ministers tried taking over Papua New Guinea.

Why is it worse?

Walker at least was a mercenary and he was annexing countries back when annexing countries was still a thing that regularly happened. In the Wonga Coup, our dude was just an old fart whose only credit was to abuse Mummy's status to corrupt his own government and then try annex a country with mercs in 2004.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15186 on: September 08, 2018, 07:44:09 pm »

That's a 10 year old meme. It's dangerous to just pull it out of the garbage like that and try to serve it to normies.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15187 on: September 08, 2018, 08:09:53 pm »

You think that's bad, the son of one of our Prime Ministers tried taking over Papua New Guinea.

Small note, that was just Guinea, not New Guinea. Papua is New Guinea for a reason.

Also, Papua New Guinea is closely aligned with Australia, so we wouldn't stand back and let that happen. We'd lose credibility in the region if the Australian military didn't come and help the Papuans.

EDIT: two other important facts. Equitorial Guinea has 1,221,490 people, its biggest city holds 883,000 and its second biggest city holds 297,000 people. This is what made Equitorial Guinea an attractive target: easy to control.

However, Papua New Guinea is completely different. The top two cities only account for about 5% of the total population, and it has a densely populated mountainous interior where they've been practicing a highland-specific type of agriculture for 1000s of years. Invading New Guinea would be akin to the Vietnam War.
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« Reply #15188 on: September 08, 2018, 11:12:23 pm »

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« Reply #15189 on: September 09, 2018, 01:52:01 am »

We'd lose credibility in the region if the Australian military didn't come and help the Papuans.
...Like we've been helping them stand up to Indonesia, right? :P
I realise it's technically a separate government.
Still funny, though.
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« Reply #15190 on: September 09, 2018, 04:52:44 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15191 on: September 09, 2018, 10:46:18 am »

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« Reply #15192 on: September 10, 2018, 12:00:07 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15193 on: September 10, 2018, 06:10:51 pm »

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« Reply #15194 on: September 10, 2018, 07:11:39 pm »


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