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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1762936 times)

Kagus

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15150 on: August 31, 2018, 02:23:57 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15151 on: August 31, 2018, 03:04:32 pm »

This is a fascinating case study on terrible, terrible ideas.
In hindsight, the harm is an important part of harmjoy.
« Last Edit: August 31, 2018, 07:52:02 pm by FallacyofUrist »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15152 on: September 01, 2018, 04:28:35 am »

After the ingrate told me rooms were a hundred a night, I rolled around on the floor to smear blood and crocodile vomit all over his crap to spite him. Let's seem him try and sell that room now.
but they couldn't understand what I was saying because my mouth was full of dice. I then proceeded to spit an endless stream of said dice out onto the ground
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15154 on: September 02, 2018, 03:07:01 am »

unless the house is built with Aussie building standards (weight on the curtains so they don't take up so much of the room when it's windy, generous gaps under doors so insects can leave without hunching, and an "insulation, that's for electrical wires, not houses" attitude).
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15155 on: September 03, 2018, 11:56:28 am »

OP NEEDS EVERY POSSIBLE OPPORTUNITY TO PILE HATE ON FURRIES AND WEEBS IN ORDER TO FEEL SELF-ADEQUATE
This is what you get for writing a book, but without knowing how to actually read in the first place.
« Last Edit: September 03, 2018, 05:24:53 pm by FallacyofUrist »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15156 on: September 04, 2018, 07:33:34 pm »

The best part of waking up is blood demons in your cup.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15157 on: September 04, 2018, 09:18:41 pm »

The small one is Bandit "Scar" Blagovich, to go with the cat Sir Reginald Stumpybutt Fatass the 3rd.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15158 on: September 05, 2018, 05:38:27 am »

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its taken longer for this game to be built than it took hitler to exterminate 6 million jews, and its still not finished.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15159 on: September 05, 2018, 06:28:01 am »

Now you have all these people trying to "get away from it all" who end up being the new all to get away from. Every man who builds a cabin a mile into the forest is now the newest frontier of civilization, and now the next person has to build a mile deeper. Not enough nature to go around.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15160 on: September 05, 2018, 09:03:31 am »

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its taken longer for this game to be built than it took hitler to exterminate 6 million jews, and its still not finished.
Where is this from?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15161 on: September 05, 2018, 09:20:03 am »

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its taken longer for this game to be built than it took hitler to exterminate 6 million jews, and its still not finished.
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World War 2. Specifically, the Holocaust.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15162 on: September 05, 2018, 09:42:56 am »

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its taken longer for this game to be built than it took hitler to exterminate 6 million jews, and its still not finished.
Where is this from?
World War 2. Specifically, the Holocaust.
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Which game?
Ye young ‘uns assumin’ that every single auld manne doesn’t know aboot the haulocaust....
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15163 on: September 05, 2018, 11:46:59 am »

holo cause?

Like a new type of tape cassette player?  That new VR googles that kids like?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15164 on: September 05, 2018, 12:34:29 pm »

holo cause?

Like a new type of tape cassette player?  That new VR googles that kids like?
No, it's the guy from that Stars Warframe movie.
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