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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14805 on: May 09, 2018, 09:51:35 am »
Quote from: Draignean on May 08, 2018, 11:48:15 pm
Hydration, the difference between having a delicious meal and accidentally turning your child into an onion-dragon.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14806 on: May 09, 2018, 12:49:55 pm »
Quote from: Trekkin on May 09, 2018, 12:36:45 pm
Sorry, can't answer; I'm too busy dry heaving over the implication that the forum population responds to selective pressure and therefore reproduces.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14807 on: May 10, 2018, 04:33:58 am »
Quote from: Melchizedek on May 09, 2018, 05:54:24 pm
There's river otters, a gila monster, and it immediately begins raining elf blood. Kind of disappointed by how mundane it is.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14808 on: May 10, 2018, 05:29:39 am »
Quote from: Egan_BW on May 09, 2018, 07:09:43 pm
Pretty sure opening that spoiler harmed my soul directly without even having to go through my eyes first. Which is good because they appear to have fallen out now. Help.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14809 on: May 10, 2018, 09:06:29 am »
Quote from: blazing glory on May 09, 2018, 08:19:18 am
Whenever I am on the edge of sleep, a random image of fat people tends to pop into my head, it's a little mystifying.
Quote from: Kagus on May 09, 2018, 08:21:33 am
There once was an old man who was so ugly, none of the village teenagers would fuck him. One day he got really randy, so he dug a dick-sized hole in the dirt and made sweet love to the ground.
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14810 on: May 10, 2018, 01:36:13 pm »
Quote from: Draignean on discord
You know, when I posted that set of lanes, I definitely did not expect to be comparing its rotational symmetry to that of a uterus.
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Quote from: Glass on March 31, 2018, 03:09:12 pm
Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14811 on: May 10, 2018, 07:56:51 pm »
Well, this is funny both in context and out of context:

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14812 on: May 11, 2018, 02:20:20 am »
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It is like flashbacks from war, except with a lot more robot babies and fucking.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14813 on: May 11, 2018, 04:35:16 am »
Quote from: Empiricist on May 11, 2018, 02:20:20 am
Quote from: Praefectus Screptum, on Discord
It is like flashbacks from war, except with a lot more robot babies and fucking.

Nier:Automata? Because there actually is a scene that's literally that.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14814 on: May 11, 2018, 06:50:39 am »
Quote from: Frumple on May 10, 2018, 11:28:46 am
apparently merchant powers in this universe comes with "see and communicate with the restless dead" as a perk

not even death will save you from marketing
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14815 on: May 11, 2018, 07:38:20 am »
Quote from: Dustan Hache on May 10, 2018, 10:22:01 pm
Being that I am a welder, I would like to be a hardass and say that people do not weld off their genitals. That's called neutering, and as if that wasn't enough people would not use an angle grinder to close wounds, even if they WERE made of metal.

Quote from: Empiricist on May 10, 2018, 10:06:00 pm
Just the bodies of random idiots who accidentally welded off their genitals and tried to seal the wound shut with an angle grinder or something.

Quote from: Haspen on May 11, 2018, 07:47:07 am
As I have discovered wonders of Kerbal Space Program, there might be... slight delays to updates.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14816 on: May 11, 2018, 11:05:04 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14817 on: May 11, 2018, 12:46:59 pm »
Quote from: Empiricist on May 10, 2018, 10:06:00 pm
It's not like there's any downsides to it. Hangover? Suicide will fix that. Stubbed your toe? Suicide. Headache? Suicide. Papercut? Suicide.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14818 on: May 11, 2018, 12:48:34 pm »
Quote from: scourge728 on May 11, 2018, 12:46:59 pm
Quote from: Empiricist on May 10, 2018, 10:06:00 pm
It's not like there's any downsides to it. Hangover? Suicide will fix that. Stubbed your toe? Suicide. Headache? Suicide. Papercut? Suicide.
What the hell happened there?
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Quote from: Glass on March 31, 2018, 03:09:12 pm
Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Quote from: CABL on November 20, 2018, 08:27:37 am
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14819 on: May 11, 2018, 12:52:21 pm »
I didn't really look, but I think they regenerate on death, so it's better to kill yourself and regenerate then keep having pain or hangovers.
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