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[scourge728]

Dying is a solid plan

[Dermonster]

:v

[Imic]

I know what you're thinking: If anything, this all makes too much sense. But, just in case a few if you got lost in how much sense that just made, I'll dive into a little more detail.

You can't excommunicate me! I excommunicate you!

[Magistrum]

landowners just raise rents continuously until they experience vacancies

[DolosusDoleus]

Let's not forget I got a six to find nuns. I should also mention that this is after I threatened violence against a nice old lady and attempted to force my way into the medical records.

[scourge728]

if we can make it to Mach 3, we’ll finally catch that damned antelope

[Gentlefish]

Contrary to some reports, the process of dying is stressful to the fish and generally shortens its lifespan.

(Link)

[Draignean]

Contrary to some reports, the process of dying is stressful to the fish and generally shortens its lifespan.

(Link)

Oooh, so close, and yet so far.

[IronTomato]

But your son is such a sex machine that you'll probably have plenty of kids anyway

[King Zultan]

Eat it, thereby gaining the powers and abilities of THE COMMON CLOTHESPIN, then pinch your foes to death.

[scourge728]

the forges has been ultimately fucked somehow

[pisskop]

I've been deploying all kind of strategies like wearing panties with holes in them when we sleep

[Imic]

Nothing starts off a fortress like a nice little genocide.

Christ knows where they came from, last I chacked I ran all the evil forts in the country. Maybe they were trained by all thise secret guerrilla liberal arts proffessors.

[Harry Baldman]

Asphyxiating yourself is surprisingly stressful!

[King Zultan]

*fist bumps MZ... explodes in a shower of gore*