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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14580 on: March 19, 2018, 03:10:41 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14581 on: March 20, 2018, 12:23:30 am »
Quote from: Dunamisdeos on March 19, 2018, 08:18:56 pm
I had to read that twice before I understood that your naval capellini was not under the influence of a powerful boa constrictor. I think this sinus medication is for elephants or something what even is happening.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14582 on: March 20, 2018, 02:33:22 am »
Quote from: Eric Blank on March 20, 2018, 01:08:22 am
Didnt your parents tell you not to stick bugs in your orifices?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14583 on: March 20, 2018, 05:07:55 pm »
Quote from: Zangi on March 20, 2018, 01:03:08 pm
They are not dealing with sober adults.  They are dealing with smaller perpetually drunk adults.  The school is a place for a child to be educated, but it is also essentially a poorly run daycare.
(Surprisingly not related to dwarven child care.)
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14584 on: March 20, 2018, 09:54:45 pm »
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14585 on: March 20, 2018, 11:14:45 pm »
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Quote from: Greatness942 on May 27, 2017, 07:49:49 pm
Does that make scientific sense? No? Well it's Earth IV and he's a giant crocodile-man. Use your imagination.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14586 on: March 20, 2018, 11:35:31 pm »
Quote from: David Ledesma, via Youtube Comments
But here we are watching a man with a squirrel on his head playing basketball with a vision-impaired monkey.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14587 on: March 21, 2018, 04:47:32 pm »
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on March 20, 2018, 01:07:49 pm
Oh yeah, 14 year old black girls being running tackled into a tile floor by a 6'5" armed meathead and leaving blood on the ground is such a good thing, no other way to manage those people
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14588 on: March 22, 2018, 01:18:44 am »
Quote from: Damiac on March 21, 2018, 01:40:26 pm
Wait wait wait... are you saying plants aren't supposed to be grown in complete darkness? And wells aren't supposed to be dug inside sewer tunnels? 
This might explain why the garden in my cellar hasn't been doing too well, and my water smells terrible.

What next, are you going to tell me storing my dairy products in direct sunlight isn't the best way to maximize the nutrition content?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14589 on: March 22, 2018, 07:02:17 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14590 on: March 22, 2018, 07:40:38 am »
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Skooma? I heard the kids are ALDUIN it these days :D
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14591 on: March 22, 2018, 09:52:45 am »
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I can confirm that hitting things makes them heal. That is basically what surgery is, minus some useless steps.
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Quote from: Greatness942 on May 27, 2017, 07:49:49 pm
Does that make scientific sense? No? Well it's Earth IV and he's a giant crocodile-man. Use your imagination.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14592 on: March 22, 2018, 10:20:41 am »
Quote from: DolosusDoleus on March 22, 2018, 09:52:45 am
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I can confirm that hitting things makes them heal. That is basically what surgery is, minus some useless steps.

You can't heal if you aren't hurt!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14593 on: March 23, 2018, 07:39:11 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14594 on: March 23, 2018, 09:06:49 am »
Quote from: FakerFangirl on December 06, 2017, 04:26:15 pm
The nagas all died in the winter because their town was underwater.
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