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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1763774 times)

deathpunch578

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14535 on: March 05, 2018, 12:37:18 pm »
Quote from: overseer05-15 on March 04, 2018, 10:30:36 pm
It's not virgin blood, for all you wannabe dark mages. Use your own.
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Quote from: Maximum Spin on January 09, 2018, 03:26:36 pm
Someone hands you a basketful of Jeses.
Quote from: Frumple on February 01, 2018, 11:06:14 pm
Cheerful with a side of wink wink nudge nudge I bet this guy's spine would look great mounted on my wall.
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You ever get so mad you fuck a donkey?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14536 on: March 05, 2018, 02:19:38 pm »
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14537 on: March 05, 2018, 02:44:06 pm »
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That's a suboptimal use of Jesus though
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14538 on: March 05, 2018, 09:13:46 pm »
Quote from: Frumple on March 05, 2018, 07:29:57 pm
Incidentally, the purple mountain dew makes a disturbingly good base for green tea. Boil it instead of water, steep the tea, drink, collapse a few hours later when you come down from the high enjoy.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14539 on: March 06, 2018, 03:20:45 am »
Quote from: Imic on March 05, 2018, 07:29:40 am
Well, judging from your comment, all we need to do is insert Tolkien-Jesus into the Chernobyl nuclear power plant, thus turning him into the perfect stalker.
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Quote from: Glass on March 31, 2018, 03:09:12 pm
Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14540 on: March 06, 2018, 06:57:25 am »
Quote from: Yoink on March 03, 2018, 10:17:51 pm
NOOOOOO! I WANTED TO SEE WHAT BECAME OF THE FLEDGLING KINGDOM AND/OR COUNTRY OF ROACHISTAN AFTER LOSING ITS MOST VALIANT HERO. 😭:'(
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Quote from: Haspen on March 26, 2018, 10:53:06 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14541 on: March 06, 2018, 04:27:26 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14542 on: March 06, 2018, 10:54:06 pm »
Quote from: Greiger on March 06, 2018, 04:27:26 pm
Quote from: Warframe region chat
You contract space aids and wait for a massive zit to grow on your neck, once the zit grows a tentacle you take a syringe, drain the zit into the syringe and inject the goop into an egg.  Once you do that your new tentacle dog will be born.

I don't think I wanna know the context.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14543 on: March 06, 2018, 11:09:41 pm »
Quote from: smjjames on March 06, 2018, 10:57:12 pm
And yes, I'm aware of Ancient Greece and their thing with sex.
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Quote from: Maximum Spin on January 09, 2018, 03:26:36 pm
Someone hands you a basketful of Jeses.
Quote from: Frumple on February 01, 2018, 11:06:14 pm
Cheerful with a side of wink wink nudge nudge I bet this guy's spine would look great mounted on my wall.
Quote from: MrRoboto75 on April 17, 2018, 12:17:19 pm
You ever get so mad you fuck a donkey?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14544 on: March 06, 2018, 11:15:19 pm »
Quote from: deathpunch578 on March 06, 2018, 11:09:41 pm
Quote from: smjjames on March 06, 2018, 10:57:12 pm
And yes, I'm aware of Ancient Greece and their thing with sex.

I wasn't trying to be funny, but yeah, its funny now that it's in the OOCAFQ thread.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14545 on: March 08, 2018, 01:23:22 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14546 on: March 08, 2018, 01:36:33 am »
I don't remember this assassination being so efficient.
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Quote from: Glass on March 31, 2018, 03:09:12 pm
Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Quote from: CABL on November 20, 2018, 08:27:37 am
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14547 on: March 08, 2018, 03:08:25 am »
Quote from: smjjames on March 06, 2018, 11:15:19 pm
Quote from: deathpunch578 on March 06, 2018, 11:09:41 pm
Quote from: smjjames on March 06, 2018, 10:57:12 pm
And yes, I'm aware of Ancient Greece and their thing with sex.

I wasn't trying to be funny, but yeah, its funny now that it's in the OOCAFQ thread.

Pretty sure that's how the OOCAFQ thread works lol
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14548 on: March 08, 2018, 07:39:04 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14549 on: March 10, 2018, 12:45:12 am »
Quote from: Dunamisdeos on March 09, 2018, 09:02:26 pm
Your head explodes violently, showering everyone at the grocery store with gore, brains, and confetti. They later recall the incident as "strangely entertaining".
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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