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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1719085 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14490 on: February 23, 2018, 03:57:33 pm »
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Is anyone finding it sketchy that this 4,000 year old legend has more queer representation than most modern TV?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14491 on: February 23, 2018, 04:00:10 pm »
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Is anyone finding it sketchy that this 4,000 year old legend has more queer representation than most modern TV?
Gilgamesh right?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14492 on: February 23, 2018, 10:48:14 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14493 on: February 24, 2018, 12:29:08 am »
Quote from: redwallzyl on February 23, 2018, 04:00:10 pm
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Is anyone finding it sketchy that this 4,000 year old legend has more queer representation than most modern TV?
Gilgamesh right?
Or maybe Tiresias. He did turn into a woman after all
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14494 on: February 24, 2018, 05:59:30 am »
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Elves are cannibals, so dead elves will attract more elves  :D
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Merchants were odd,  "...felt nothing after seeing the wagon die...". Some monstrous goings on while this fortress was retired.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14495 on: February 24, 2018, 03:38:30 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14496 on: February 25, 2018, 02:38:20 am »
Quote from: overseer05-15 on February 24, 2018, 12:29:08 am
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Is anyone finding it sketchy that this 4,000 year old legend has more queer representation than most modern TV?
Gilgamesh right?
Or maybe Tiresias. He did turn into a woman after all

Didnt loki turn into a mare and get knocked up by another god and have a freakish lovechild?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14497 on: February 25, 2018, 03:53:16 am »
Not another god, another god's/giant's giant horse.

And an eight-legged horse isn't too freakish. Spider-horse, spider-horse, does whatever a spider-horse does, can he swing from a web, probbly not, but he runs well
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14498 on: February 25, 2018, 04:20:43 am »
Its not the only thing Loki was knocked up by. Pretty sure there is at least three monstrosities that call him "Mother".
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14499 on: February 25, 2018, 04:37:32 am »
Nah, Hel, the Midgard Worm and the Halvfjärs Wolf all call him da. The mother of all three of them is Angerboda, roughlg "Harbinger of Woe" in English.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14500 on: February 25, 2018, 12:26:18 pm »
For some reason, it seems like a lot of the major polytheistic religions of that kind have gods that love to have intercourse as or with non-humanoids despite usually being humanoids
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14501 on: February 25, 2018, 06:52:54 pm »
Quote from: scourge728 on February 25, 2018, 12:26:18 pm
For some reason, it seems like a lot of the major polytheistic religions of that kind have gods that love to have intercourse as or with non-humanoids despite usually being humanoids
Polytheists are furries, pass it on
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14502 on: February 26, 2018, 02:44:48 am »
Quote from: overseer05-15 on February 25, 2018, 06:52:54 pm
Quote from: scourge728 on February 25, 2018, 12:26:18 pm
For some reason, it seems like a lot of the major polytheistic religions of that kind have gods that love to have intercourse as or with non-humanoids despite usually being humanoids
Polytheists are furries, pass it on

Oh I'm so putting that in the Out of Context thread...

Wait. Shit.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14503 on: February 26, 2018, 07:27:34 am »
Out of context quotes that were made on the out of context quotes thread, we must go deeper.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14504 on: February 26, 2018, 07:35:02 am »
Please don't derail the OOC thread with excessively meta OOC, it just gets the thread locked
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