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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14400 on: January 27, 2018, 11:13:43 pm »
Quote from: IronTomato on January 27, 2018, 11:06:42 pm
The space train never has had, does not have, and most likely never will have brakes.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14401 on: January 28, 2018, 04:53:49 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14402 on: January 28, 2018, 12:23:23 pm »
Quote from: scriver on January 28, 2018, 07:31:46 am
If Evil people took a few classes in Narrative Structure they'd be a lot more unstoppable.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14403 on: January 28, 2018, 02:27:54 pm »
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The Dalek’s eyestalk turned to see Dex-Starr curled up on a rock, yawning.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14404 on: January 29, 2018, 03:29:49 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14405 on: January 29, 2018, 04:48:29 am »
Quote from: Rolan7 on December 12, 2017, 02:44:09 pm
Nobody expected it!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14406 on: January 29, 2018, 10:31:20 am »
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I found this cave, and there was this old man in there who told me it was to dangerous to go in. So I jostled him about a bit, took my clothes off, dyed my hair blond, and went in.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14407 on: January 29, 2018, 01:03:14 pm »
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I found this cave, and there was this old man in there who told me it was to dangerous to go in. So I jostled him about a bit, took my clothes off, dyed my hair blond, and went in.
Where is that from?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14408 on: January 29, 2018, 01:38:32 pm »
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I found this cave, and there was this old man in there who told me it was to dangerous to go in. So I jostled him about a bit, took my clothes off, dyed my hair blond, and went in.
Where is that from?

It sounds like Breath of the Wild to me.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14409 on: January 29, 2018, 06:58:24 pm »
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You were destroyed. Destroyed to DEATH.

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The pockets! They're like a son, but you didn't know you had a son and then you found out he was your son and then he hid sporks in your head!
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« Reply #14410 on: January 29, 2018, 10:45:00 pm »
You can thank...ah, I think it's Tumblr by way of Imgur for this one.
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WE! DO NOT! TALK ABOUT! THE ORANGUTAN!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14411 on: January 30, 2018, 04:02:29 am »
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« Reply #14412 on: January 30, 2018, 09:39:25 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14413 on: January 30, 2018, 10:53:13 am »
Quote from: Sirus on January 29, 2018, 04:36:34 pm
...what? BECOME AN WHAT?!
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Indeed they can not. They die, shedding their blood in the name of your glorious mustache.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14414 on: January 31, 2018, 04:29:25 am »
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