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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14385 on: January 24, 2018, 03:42:08 am »

I had a feeling that would end up in here at some point.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14386 on: January 24, 2018, 01:54:42 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14387 on: January 24, 2018, 08:45:56 pm »

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« Reply #14388 on: January 24, 2018, 10:22:41 pm »

You'd be surprised what you can fit in your mouth.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14389 on: January 24, 2018, 11:05:42 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14390 on: January 24, 2018, 11:28:57 pm »

First time I'm the one getting quoted here, I got all kinds of good things happening to me today.
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« Reply #14391 on: January 25, 2018, 11:55:51 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14392 on: January 26, 2018, 02:49:30 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14393 on: January 26, 2018, 04:17:55 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14394 on: January 26, 2018, 10:08:12 am »

Less Thorin, more Borin', Amirite?
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« Reply #14395 on: January 26, 2018, 04:08:51 pm »

Less Thorin, more Borin', Amirite?
For that alone, you are now sentanced to being forced to listen to Vogon poetry.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14396 on: January 26, 2018, 06:05:20 pm »

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And not the Vogon Poetry! Anything but that!
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« Reply #14398 on: January 27, 2018, 04:14:30 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14399 on: January 27, 2018, 06:40:57 pm »

I mean, that didn't involve magical sex changing, but the chanting is the same.
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